Weirdest compliments people haved given you

  • MarcBodybuild...

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    Feb 20, 2012 8:15 PM GMT

    From my co worker back in the day when i was younger he said " You are so friendly! u must be bisexual !!! cause u are way too friendly with guys and girls

    my reaction : icon_eek.gif


    From a friend of a friend : you bisexual ? you look like your bi icon_exclaim.gif

    my reaction : There is a look ?icon_eek.gif


    From a gay couple at a Castro San Francisco, when i was with my bf at that time : " you guys are so cute ! muscle boys , wish u were gay cause i bet u both would be a cute couple "

    Our reaction : Um... we are boyfriends, icon_eek.gif do we look straight >?
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    Feb 20, 2012 11:38 PM GMT
    40 year old dude said to me on a different website : "I wish my son was as magnificent and great as you"

    At first I thought of it as a compliment. THen I realized there is such a thing as "father/son role play" and I'm not sure if he actually meant his bf or his actual son? I don't know But I was creeped out.

    A girl at my college said "Whoa nice pecs, they look bigger then mine".....
    .......Idk if she ment boobs? she was a bigger set girl...or was she?icon_rolleyes.gif idk she was a big muscular girl. But idk ther weird ones come out in college.

    final creepy compliment:

    a friend set me up on a double date with this girl. he's sitting next to me in a booth. When he wanted to go to the bathroom I got out first. he felt the heat on the chair and he said "the ones with the hot ass are the ones who are more firm in bed"...idk if he's straight or gay or anytihng. he set me up with a girl and he's dating a girl...but then again his girl is BISEXUAL...so maybe he is gay and wants to hide it while enjoying himself in public. No?
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    Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
    I am occasionally told I have cute ears. Although I'm fond of some nibbling, I cannot fathom how ears are a visually stimulating body part. They just make me think of puny elves.
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    Feb 21, 2012 12:06 AM GMT
    i get the cute ears too, its just odd, i've never really liked mine but i guess its cool others like them
  • adamhawks

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    Feb 21, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    At work from a patient:

    Adam, you are just fabulous. You will make that cute doctor so happy!

    first off, the doctor she is referring to is woman and why would you can a straight guy fabulous????
  • Dbrad3693

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    Feb 21, 2012 12:14 AM GMT
    From drunk girl at my last party "Oh my god, you have the nicest jaw ever!!!"

    From drunk bud of mine back 2 yrs again "Man I love your legs, its like a magical forest growing on them"
    My reaction "Magical forest WTF!"

    Last, a former fuck buddy of mine "Whoa i love your arms you must be able to bench press 75lbs with those things!!"
    My reaction "I would hope so"
  • Timbales

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    Feb 21, 2012 12:45 AM GMT
    I had a guy once grab me in a bear hug and tell me I had "earlobes he wanted to chew for hours." He was drunk.
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    Feb 21, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    I went to grad school for linguistics. Every time I would mention this to people I would get an equivocal statement like, "Hum, I wouldn't have pictured you as a linguistics major." It's one of those comments that you are not sure if they are complimenting you or insulting you.
  • Musicman91

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    Feb 21, 2012 1:19 AM GMT
    Someone told me my nose looked good enough to eat.
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:33 AM GMT
    Whenever someone tells me, "You look So CUTE!" I cringe.
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
    huhwhat saidWhenever someone tells me, "You look So CUTE!" I cringe.


    I dislike that, it makes me seem childish. People usually comment on my jaw line and mini butt chin because they have seen an Asian dude with one before
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    Girl at work, who is from Puerto Rico - "You are just...so All-American looking."

    "You know...Pete is really into the whole blond/blue white boy thing, but he has a serious thing for you" - the guy I'm hooking up with about his best friend, who has a live-in boyfriend

    "I want to make you a glasses model...your head is perfect for it"
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    Nickrolled said
    huhwhat saidWhenever someone tells me, "You look So CUTE!" I cringe.


    I dislike that, it makes me seem childish. People usually comment on my jaw line and mini butt chin because they have seen an Asian dude with one before


    Well, I am not cute. I am a wild, untamed beast of a man that eats kittens and shits stones.
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    huhwhat said
    Nickrolled said
    huhwhat saidWhenever someone tells me, "You look So CUTE!" I cringe.


    I dislike that, it makes me seem childish. People usually comment on my jaw line and mini butt chin because they have seen an Asian dude with one before


    Well, I am not cute. I am a wild, untamed beast of a man that eats kittens and shits stones.


    Hmm, that doesn't seem too healthy. You should probably get that checked out. Does your diet consists of gravel and boulders?
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:51 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]Nickrolled said

    Hmm, that doesn't seem too healthy. You should probably get that checked out. Does your diet consists of gravel and boulders?[/quote]

    You know what I mean. Guys don't like "Cute". "Cute" does not translate into raw sexual energy. Just sayin'.
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    Feb 21, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    my bf and i were walking the other day and a group of people walked past us and said "that is the most beautiful couple"

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    Feb 21, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    "You have very ethnic eyes...."

    I *think* that's a compliment? I dunno, that's how I take it.
  • nv7_

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    Feb 21, 2012 2:03 AM GMT
    "You have nice teeth." by a really drunk woman.
  • metta

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    Feb 21, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    the strangest complement that I have ever heard -

    "You are very lucky. You are handsome. Being mixed race, there is a 50-50 chance that you will either be good looking or not attractive and you turned out well."

    I had no idea what to say to her. OMG!
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    Feb 21, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    Some Lesbian friends wanted my sperm.
  • Generaleclect...

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    Feb 21, 2012 2:31 AM GMT
    When I was 13 or so, my cousin said that people could "sit on my ass like a bus seat." (That ass has since disappeared.)

    Also, my friend's ex said she liked how "structured" my nose is.
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    Feb 21, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    Classmate: "Your hair smells delicious"...........Me: icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif WTF?!?!?!????!?!
  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Feb 21, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    jprswim saidSome Lesbian friends wanted my sperm.

    Ultimate compliment and not at all surprised.
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    Feb 21, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    "Wow, you're almost as hot as I was hoping you'd be!"
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    Feb 21, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
    This rich 'hobo' lady lady comes around my store and always uses up the Prada Candy perfume. Its nasty and she doses herself with it. I usually avoid her like the plague because she idle talks as if she's interested with something.

    Anyhow she was inquiring about my new phone when she said...

    You look good...Very GAY, but sharp dresser...

    my reaction.

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