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Timbales saidI had a guy once grab me in a bear hug and tell me I had "earlobes he wanted to chew for hours." He was drunk.

I'd chew your earlobes ;o

I get this one all of the time - "You look like you workout." Really?!? Did you really just ask/say that? Thanks for stating the obvious. I mean I'm not a 300lb muscle god, but c'mon.

"You're beefy for a vegetarian"

iceman82 said"You're beefy for a vegetarian"

I sometimes get..."You're a vegetarian? You don't look like one.,"...in a shocked sounding way. lol

Fivealive said
Anyhow she was inquiring about my new phone when she said...

You look good...Very GAY, but sharp dresser...

my reaction.

LMAO! She was kind of a bitch for saying something like that, but I find her comment hilarious!
Sorry.

iceman82 said"You're beefy for a vegetarian"

Tofu has been good to you, sir. Very good.

"You have kaleidoscope eyes"

''OMG, your eyelashes are so big, they look like spider legs!''

jprswim saidSome Lesbian friends wanted my sperm.

Oh hell....so do I!

I got once ''You look like a Hollywood actor, don't know if you look like him, but you do. I don't know'' I laughed!

One stranger on grindr told me 'u look very nice, like a monkey' not sure if that is a compliment or an insult...

Hatter said"You have very ethnic eyes...."

I *think* that's a compliment? I dunno, that's how I take it.

They're gorgeous!

tyklong saidOne stranger on grindr told me 'u look very nice, like a monkey' not sure if that is a compliment or an insult...

lol.. did you answer him back?

"i don't like asians, but i would do you."

umm..... thanks?

this was said to me by some random blonde twink who looked like he was 12 in a club the one night after he hugged me
'you're hot for your kind' wtf is my kind?

at a party a gushing woman of about 40, 'OMG how do you keep your skin like that at your age?'

From some of my girlfriends, "I hate how you are prettier than me." /sigh

From an acquaintance who saw me working out, "You are strong for a skinny guy."

"You have very delicate hands like a scaly alligator"

Me:

From a little girl

”Your hair looks like a sheep can I pet you?”

"You have such nice Eyelashes" - From a girl, I had no idea people look at them too lol.

"You have soft hands like a baby, I want to do things with it" - That was borderline creepy for me. Why would you want to do things with hand that reminds you a baby

Creepiest compliment I have EVER received:

"You have such great skin, I just want to make a lamp out of you."

Yeah, that was by far the weirdest...

one guy I met told me that I had average looks with a Tom Cruise body---I didn't know if he meant it as a compliment or insult---if he meant TC from Top Gun, yeah that's good but not so sure about the way he looks now lol

My (very straight) lifting partner gushes like a schoolgirl over my calves.

Some girls like my nose; which makes me distrust them more, I hate my nose. Lol.

"You are so great with people - you should be a psychiatrist or a priest!"