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Weirdest compliments people haved given you
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Feb 21, 2012 5:55 PM GMT
Rawrdo said''OMG, your eyelashes are so big, they look like spider legs!''



I get that one all the time too. The "Wow, I love your eyelashes... they're nicer than mine" from women all the time. It's a strange thing to focus on to me.
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Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM GMT
"You have very pretty eyes for a guy. I'm jealous of your long lashes." I've been hearing this for years

"Your handwriting is attractive. Could you write out wedding invitations for me." I did it for them since they asked.

"For a guy with carpenter-looking hands you have a delicate touch." A female friend of mine had a sore back and I gave her a massage. Now I'm like the "go-to" guy for back aches.

"How is your hair so silky and long for a blk guy?"
patmos9990 Posts: 140
Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM GMT
A friend makes fun of me all the time for this one. It's not a compliment that I received but one that I gave while a little drunk to his friend. It was both weird and rude, anyway..."you have the cutest dimples, but do you know they're crooked."
hoved Posts: 21
Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM GMT
Erakhalnum saidFrom a little girl

”Your hair looks like a sheep can I pet you?”


SO CUTE
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Feb 21, 2012 7:21 PM GMT
brzguysp said
tyklong saidOne stranger on grindr told me 'u look very nice, like a monkey' not sure if that is a compliment or an insult...



lol.. did you answer him back?


I replied 'thanks fellow monkey' but he never said anything else after that, guess he took that as an insult, damn i was trying to give him an equivalent compliment =]
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Feb 21, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
60 year old female work colleague: "you are like a chicken breast that needs to be tenderised"
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Feb 22, 2012 5:59 PM GMT
BlackCat90 saidClassmate: "Your hair smells delicious"...........Me: WTF?!?!?!????!?!


LMFAO! this

2) "Thank you so much for being ethnic!"

Like I had a fuckin choice!

3) "You're like a siren." WTFOMGCreepy
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May 08, 2012 3:01 PM GMT
Sometimes when I'm talking to someone , either male or female, they just stop talking,
drop their jaw & make a comment about my eyes.
They are green with yellow highlights at the center
especially if I wear a green shirt....
other days they are blue or hazel gray.
my shirt color changes & so do my eyes!
My eyes just complement the color of my shirts!
I just laugh & enjoy it!
groundcombat Posts: 886
May 08, 2012 3:06 PM GMT
zsocerstar saidi get the cute ears too, its just odd, i've never really liked mine but i guess its cool others like them


Haha. You definitely have cute ears are you kidding?
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May 08, 2012 3:06 PM GMT
I was told by someone at my gym that my calves looked like footballs.
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May 08, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
Acquaintance of an old BF of mine upon first meeting me, smacks me HARD in the back and says, "You're built like a fireplug!" (WTF?!)

Me, smiling and not missing a beat: "I have to be!"
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May 08, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
Right out of high school, I was much thinner and my coworkers gave me the nickname Hermey because I looked like the elf from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. *sigh*

They said it was because I was cute.
groundcombat Posts: 886
May 08, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
To answer the question,

There's always the typical, "I'm totally not into black guys but I think you're hot." I've also been complimented on the way I talk when people find I'm from Detroit.

I think the compliments that make me most uncomfortable though are ones about the way I smell. I've been told I have a good post-workout smell. And while I love a good man must as much as the next guy, just knowing that I'm giving off an odor just creeps me out and makes me want to jump in a shower as soon as possible.
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May 08, 2012 3:15 PM GMT
A girl from work came over to watch some show at my apartment with some other friends of mine, and about after about ten minutes of being there, she exclaimed "OMG! You have real friends! I'm impressed!"

Um.... Yes I do?
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May 08, 2012 3:20 PM GMT
Emesis54 saidA girl from work came over to watch some show at my apartment with some other friends of mine, and about after about ten minutes of being there, she exclaimed "OMG! You have real friends! I'm impressed!"

Um.... Yes I do?


Ha! She a krazy gurrl!
EdwardV1 Posts: 13043
May 08, 2012 3:23 PM GMT
This happened last night actually on here in the "Guy above me thread" when someone referred to me as dorky. I actually find this to be funny and didn't tell him off like I normally would. Its not worth it anymore
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May 08, 2012 3:24 PM GMT
dudewithabeard said
Emesis54 saidA girl from work came over to watch some show at my apartment with some other friends of mine, and about after about ten minutes of being there, she exclaimed "OMG! You have real friends! I'm impressed!"

Um.... Yes I do?


Ha! She a krazy gurrl!


I didn't detect any sarcasm in her voice. It seemed like a sincere compliment. This was two years ago and I still don't know how to process it. lol
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May 08, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
I too have gotten, "Your pecs are bigger than my boobs" and "You're so lucky to have long eyelashes!" from women all the time.

Recently, I got this from a straight drunken friend, "Man, you're fucking beautiful." Again, that "beautiful" word I get all the time which I find so odd. They see something deeper about me that I have no idea what they're seeing!!

And there's this "You're so hairy, you must have a hairy butt." I spit out my beer when SHE told me that.

JoeC90 Posts: 319
May 08, 2012 4:26 PM GMT
"I wish I had your hair", and the eyelashes one as well. People always think I have mascara on... :/
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May 08, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
You looked better fat. Or wait, maybe that wasn't a compliment???
pat33rob Posts: 194
May 08, 2012 4:41 PM GMT
"nice feet"
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May 08, 2012 4:45 PM GMT
I was standing in a clothing store waiting for a friend in the change rooms. Guess I was standing completely still or something I dunno. Must have moved eventually though because some woman walking nearby clutched her chest and gasped "I thought you were a mannequin!!!" ummmmmmmmmm..... I was like what the hell? She goes oh take it as a compliment! Uh ya okay, lady
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May 30, 2012 11:53 PM GMT
....that i look like Chris brown
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