All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

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    Feb 22, 2012 6:01 PM GMT
    So the Mormons have this creepy religious custom of baptism by proxy which allows them to "convert" dead people to Mormonism.

    Some Jewish people were offended when Mormoms were found to have baptized Holocaust victims, among them Anne Frank.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mormons-posthumous-baptism-anne-frank_n_1292102.html

    They said they had stopped. But they didn't.

    Well, know there is this: http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

    Enjoy turning dead Mormons into homosexuals!
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    Feb 22, 2012 6:44 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidCool ... I just converted Joshua Foster to homosexuality ... do I need to light a candle or throw salt over my shoulder or get blow job in his honor or anything like that to make sure it takes sticks? icon_biggrin.gif


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    Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM GMT
    No the Mormons have not and will never stop their baptism for the dead; never. It's apart of their sacred faith, and temple works. I think they even baptised the Name of Adolf Hitler. But this give those a chance to accept the true religion after their death. Lets face it, the Catholic Church was long proven not to be Gods church on this earth, nor does the Pope behold the power or authority of the priesthood; and maybe the latter day saints do?

    Oh I myself see no harm in doing baptisms for the dead, it does not hurt them, because they are dead.

    But haters are going to hate no matter what, there will long be those who want to blame the Mormons for Prop8, and not the voters of Cal, as well nor the out there homosexuals who may of swayed people minds too support prop8.

    The best way to move around this bloody gay marriage issue is, Civil Unions.
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    Feb 24, 2012 2:26 PM GMT
    Stephen Colbert posthumorously circumsizes by proxy all deceased Mormons