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Bizarre Injury - Fractured Testicle!
BostonBryan Posts: 65
Jul 03, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
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Atlazeia Posts: 605
Jul 03, 2008 2:43 AM GMT
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OWWW. Just reading about the injuries of those other guys hurt me a little too.
a1972guy Posts: 1942
Jul 03, 2008 4:29 AM GMT
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Whoa....

Sean_85 Posts: 1017
Jul 03, 2008 6:33 AM GMT
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OUCH! I can't even nor do I want to imagine that pain.

Fuck that
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2286
Jul 03, 2008 7:27 AM GMT
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Gives new meaning to the term "Cracking A Nut"...OWEEEE!
pakgreekguy Posts: 297
Jul 03, 2008 8:10 AM GMT
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ooohh the agony
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Jul 03, 2008 9:33 AM GMT
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Ouch, boogles the mind.
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1257
Jul 03, 2008 2:00 PM GMT
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I think mine just retracted into my abdomen after reading that. JESUS!
london_nyc Posts: 330
Jul 03, 2008 2:26 PM GMT
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More interesting, I think, is the news that Kaz Matsui-- who, reportedly appeared in a Japanese gay porno-- was injured due to anal fissures.

Which are caused, among other things, by anal intercourse.
SurrealLife Posts: 4394
Jul 04, 2008 4:09 PM GMT
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fabionyc saidMore interesting, I think, is the news that Kaz Matsui-- who, reportedly appeared in a Japanese gay porno-- was injured due to anal fissures.

Which are caused, among other things, by anal intercourse.


That is what I picked up on as well. I did not remember that he was the gay porn guy though. He is supposedly straight (yeah whatever).

I am wondering whether that poor catcher was wearing a protective cup. When I played goalie in street hockey I never did, but on several occasions I took a tennis ball in the crown jewels. Even though it was a tennis ball, it hurt like hell. Especially if it gets you in the balls. You want to throw up. If it hits you in the penis it stings like hell, but you don't get nauseous.

Back in the 1980's the hockey goalie Mike Liut took a slapshot in the testicles. It was so hard, his protective cup split in two and he had to be taken to hospital with bruised testicles.
ursamajor Posts: 1418
Jul 04, 2008 4:28 PM GMT
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I lost my left one to an acute fracture when I was fifteen. I can tell you it ain't fun.
alexander7 Posts: 607
Jul 04, 2008 5:54 PM GMT
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HOLY COCO NUT, BATMAN. Owwwwwwwwwww!
ActiveAndFit Posts: 2811
Jul 04, 2008 6:16 PM GMT
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ursamajor saidI lost my left one to an acute fracture when I was fifteen. I can tell you it ain't fun.
Did you get it replaced?
dfrourke Posts: 605
Jul 04, 2008 6:23 PM GMT
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OK, I can't read this without squirming...and on the flip side I think it's funny he must go on the "DL" while having a fractured testicle...really? the "down low"?...

- David
SurrealLife Posts: 4394
Jul 04, 2008 7:23 PM GMT
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dfrourke saidOK, I can't read this without squirming...and on the flip side I think it's funny he must go on the "DL" while having a fractured testicle...really? the "down low"?...

- David


Hehe, good point. Question is does sperm still get produced when the testicle is "fractured"? If so just imagine how much he will produce when he has his first orgasm (I assume it would be too painful now to have sex, but I could be wrong)? Like the Horeshoe Falls in Niagara Falls, Canada.
RyanReBoRn Posts: 569
Jul 07, 2008 10:16 AM GMT
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I dunno, JBE. The article said the fluids created in the testicular sac would be able to leak because of the fracture. And not out the right way. Sounds horrible

Blunt Testicular Trauma is no joke, lol xD

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