Ever fallen in Love with a porn star?

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    Feb 23, 2012 4:22 PM GMT
    On one of those cam frat houses, I found myself falling into the eyes of a cute, funny, fratish guy with the screen name of Dallas. He's doing this to earn travel money, had a good brain CompSci, and had a football scholarship till he busted something or other. Also he has the sexiest little smile and likes to take long bubble baths to please the members. (It works!)

    Have any of you ever gone through something like this? I know it's nuts, but if he were straight, I'd make him my wife any day! (I know half the guys on there are secretly bi or gay, but I looked at his finger length ratio and everything and I'm certain that Dallas is straight or at least going to live the straight life.

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    Feb 23, 2012 4:22 PM GMT
    No cruel comments please!
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    Feb 23, 2012 4:23 PM GMT
    On the other hand if anyone knows gossip about Dallas please share.
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    Feb 23, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
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    Feb 23, 2012 4:44 PM GMT
    swimguychicago said but I looked at his finger length ratio and everything and I'm certain that Dallas is straight



    rofl
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    Feb 23, 2012 4:49 PM GMT
    KardioKing said
    swimguychicago said but I looked at his finger length ratio and everything and I'm certain that Dallas is straight



    rofl

    You're straight too by this rule... aren't you!?
    FUCK!!!!
    I knew it!
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    Feb 23, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    KardioKing said
    swimguychicago said but I looked at his finger length ratio and everything and I'm certain that Dallas is straight



    rofl

    You're straight too by this rule... aren't you!?
    FUCK!!!!
    I knew it!


    I've never actually checked until now and IT'S TRUE! My ring finger is longer than my index finger, looks like its time to throw in the towel. PUSSY HERE I COME, because I mean something as legitimate as the finger ratio rule can't be disregarded.

    herp derp
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    Feb 23, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    KardioKing said
    swimguychicago said but I looked at his finger length ratio and everything and I'm certain that Dallas is straight



    rofl

    You're straight too by this rule... aren't you!?
    FUCK!!!!
    I knew it!


    No, actually, I'm not.
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    Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    No, actually, I'm not.

    The density of this post is so opaque you could throw Whitney Houston at it and she'd shatter into crack rocks.
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    Feb 23, 2012 9:26 PM GMT
    LMFAO. All the OP's threads are about his inability to satiate his sex drive and trying to flaunt his money to justify paying for sex. #enjoyyourhand
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    Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM GMT
    Firebrand saidLMFAO. All the OP's threads are about his inability to satiate his sex drive and trying to flaunt his money to justify paying for sex. #enjoyyourhand


    that is IF he has money.
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    Feb 25, 2012 12:32 AM GMT




    LMFAO

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