A little light humor to start your long weekend guys!

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    Jul 03, 2008 3:16 PM GMT

    These two gay lovers were desperate for cash as hard times had fallen on them. The two decided that the only way to meet their financial needs was to rob a small bank in town. So they devised a complete plan on how to go about this task.

    On the morning of the robbery, the first man asked the second man if he was sure he understood the plan? The second man said he had the plan down. The first man said, "now remember, you only have 3 minutes when you get in there. You have to be back out here in 3 minutes. The second man said, "no problem". So they jumped into their car and headed to the bank.

    The first man driving the car stops and lets the second man out. He goes into the bank while the driver waits. The driver checks his watch, 1 minute then 2 minutes, now coming up on 3, then 4 and 5 and 6. Finally after about 7 minutes, the second guy comes running out of the bank with a safe tied over his shoulder and dragging on the ground. He lifts the safe up and into the trunk then hops into the car. The first guy looks at him and says, "what the hell happened, what took so long. I told you 3 minutes".

    About that time a security guard comes running out of the bank with his pants down around his ankles and starts shooting at the car. The second man says, "I did exactly as we had planned". The first man looks at him and responds, "No stupid, you got it all backwards! You were suppose to tie up the guard and blow the safe!"
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    Jul 03, 2008 3:26 PM GMT
    It took 7 minutes to blow the guard.... icon_eek.gif ....he must not have been very good at giving blowjobs!
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    Jul 03, 2008 3:31 PM GMT
    LOL...some guys like to savor the moment... it was a bank robbery, not a blo-n-go! LOL
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    Jul 03, 2008 3:52 PM GMT
    eb925guy said a blo-n-go! LOL

    Oh is that what you called that little booth you set up on 23rd St?
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    Jul 03, 2008 7:18 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 said[quote][cite]eb925guy said[/cite] a blo-n-go! LOL

    Oh is that what you called that little booth you set up on 23rd St?[/quote]

    There's no 23rd Street in Concord, CA silly!
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    Jul 03, 2008 7:57 PM GMT
    LOL. That was pretty funny. I read this one a couple days ago:

    A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."

    The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"

    The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

    The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, " So, what do you guys call yours?"

    The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY ... Like A Rock!" And gives a wink.

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

    Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

    The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !! Now go pour me a beer"
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    Jul 03, 2008 8:02 PM GMT
    It's a Gay Pool party, men frolicking everywhere. As the host walks by the swimming pool and notices a condom floating in the water and then proceeds to say, "Alright, who the fuck farted?!?!?!?"
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    Jul 03, 2008 8:17 PM GMT
    EWWWWWW!!!!
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    Jul 03, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
    a1972guy saidIt's a Gay Pool party, men frolicking everywhere. As the host walks by the swimming pool and notices a condom floating in the water and then proceeds to say, "Alright, who the fuck farted?!?!?!?"


    LORD!
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    Jul 03, 2008 8:20 PM GMT
    Grandma and grandpa rocking away in their rockers on the front porch, very peacefully. Grandma suddenly swings her arm around and whacks grandpa across his face and says "that's for being such a lousy lover all these years". Nothing happens until a few minutes later when grandpa knocks grandma out of her chair with his fist and says "that's for knowing the difference".
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    Jul 03, 2008 8:21 PM GMT
    McGay saidGrandma and grandpa rocking away in their rockers on the front porch, very peacefully. Grandma suddenly swings her arm around and whacks grandpa across his face and says "that's for being such a lousy lover all these years". Nothing happens until a few minutes later when grandpa knocks grandma out of her chair with his fist and says "that's for knowing the difference".



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said[quote][cite]Caslon4000 said[/cite][quote][cite]eb925guy said[/cite] a blo-n-go! LOL

    Oh is that what you called that little booth you set up on 23rd St?

    There's no 23rd Street in Concord, CA silly!


    It was a franchise he was operating in Arlington VA that night .....did you hear me ......THAT NIGHT ....I mean the man carries an instant brothel in his suitcase ....and at the sight of the least opportunity .....well, lets just say, there goes the neighborhood!
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    Jul 03, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
    Caslon - HOT!
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    Jul 03, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 said[quote][cite]HighVoltageGuy said[/cite][quote][cite]Caslon4000 said[/cite][quote][cite]eb925guy said[/cite] a blo-n-go! LOL
    Oh is that what you called that little booth you set up on 23rd St?
    There's no 23rd Street in Concord, CA silly!

    It was a franchise he was operating in Arlington VA that night .....did you hear me ......THAT NIGHT ....I mean the man carries an instant brothel in his suitcase ....and at the sight of the least opportunity .....well, lets just say, there goes the neighborhood!
    Oh the jealousy that rages on! You know that guy standing there thought it was pretty cool I could stop a passing care that quickly! He was laughing, he'd have loved my joke too!
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    Jul 03, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said There's no 23rd Street in Concord, CA silly!

    Someone has been doing there local geography homework! LOL
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    Jul 04, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    eb925guy said[quote][cite]Caslon4000 said[/cite][quote][cite]HighVoltageGuy said[/cite][quote][cite]Caslon4000 said[/cite][quote][cite]eb925guy said[/cite] a blo-n-go! LOL
    Oh is that what you called that little booth you set up on 23rd St?
    There's no 23rd Street in Concord, CA silly!

    It was a franchise he was operating in Arlington VA that night .....did you hear me ......THAT NIGHT ....I mean the man carries an instant brothel in his suitcase ....and at the sight of the least opportunity .....well, lets just say, there goes the neighborhood!

    Oh the jealousy that rages on! You know that guy standing there thought it was pretty cool I could stop a passing care that quickly! He was laughing, he'd have loved my joke too!


    *cough* *cough* with that face you could stop more than a car *cough* *cough*

    Yeah, well, he wouldnt be laughing if he knew who he had missed dinner with. Be crying in his beer.