Jul 03, 2008 3:16 PM GMT
These two gay lovers were desperate for cash as hard times had fallen on them. The two decided that the only way to meet their financial needs was to rob a small bank in town. So they devised a complete plan on how to go about this task.
On the morning of the robbery, the first man asked the second man if he was sure he understood the plan? The second man said he had the plan down. The first man said, "now remember, you only have 3 minutes when you get in there. You have to be back out here in 3 minutes. The second man said, "no problem". So they jumped into their car and headed to the bank.
The first man driving the car stops and lets the second man out. He goes into the bank while the driver waits. The driver checks his watch, 1 minute then 2 minutes, now coming up on 3, then 4 and 5 and 6. Finally after about 7 minutes, the second guy comes running out of the bank with a safe tied over his shoulder and dragging on the ground. He lifts the safe up and into the trunk then hops into the car. The first guy looks at him and says, "what the hell happened, what took so long. I told you 3 minutes".
About that time a security guard comes running out of the bank with his pants down around his ankles and starts shooting at the car. The second man says, "I did exactly as we had planned". The first man looks at him and responds, "No stupid, you got it all backwards! You were suppose to tie up the guard and blow the safe!"