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Your username is now the title of a pornographic film. Describe the plot and characters.

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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 10:43 AM GMT
    Well my username stands for Pokemon. So the characters are Brock, Misty, and Ash. What happens is that Ash is bi-sexual and he is attracted to both Misty and Brock, He becomes intimate with both, but then has to decide who he wants to start a relationship with.



    Super nerdy, I know ;D
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 10:48 AM GMT
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  • mlitsonata Posts: 403
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 11:32 AM GMT
    Mlitsonata stands for "Moonlight Sonata" - so the two primary characters would be the older gray fox Ludwig von Beethoven (who happens to be deaf) and the young 18 year old twink Frédéric Chopin. Additional characters would include a man servant named Johan and Beethoven's nephew and protege Karl von Beethoven - both of whom are in their early 20s. The setting is Vienna, Austria in 1827.

    Basically they all fuck around with each other - Ludwig and Karl are not biologically related so it's okay, otherwise yuck and still a bit creepy but oh well. LOTS of sneakin' around going on! All of the fun time is set to the most romantic and energetic pieces by Beethoven and Chopin.

    (Yes, someone will probably mention that Chopin never lived in Vienna, I don't care. It's a porn. Johann never existed either.)

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    Frédéric Chopin

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    Ludwig von Beethoven

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    Karl von Beethoven

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    Johan (actually Beaudelaire, but looks like he could be a sexy servant)
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    It's obviously a military themed porno set in Israel.
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:44 PM GMT
    Poke saidWell my username stands for Pokemon. So the characters are Brock, Misty, and Ash. What happens is that Ash is bi-sexual and he is attracted to both Misty and Brock, He becomes intimate with both, but then has to decide who he wants to start a relationship with.



    Super nerdy, I know ;D

    In that case you could call the porno "Pokememan" icon_razz.gif

    My porno would obviously be about very muscular built and hung guys...probably a football or wresting team that did more than just practice football/wrestling together. Or it could be about a very built/hung porn star and what his daily life is like training in the gym and then spending the rest of it eating and having sex on demand (which, by the way, requires a lot of endurance and skill).
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:48 PM GMT
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:49 PM GMT
    Well, it's a sci-fi mock-umentary about the first space exploration to the planet Uranus where the characters have to explore a gaping hole that takes them into the deep dark recesses of a new world. The action leads to a climactic explosion of desire.
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:52 PM GMT
    My username is reminiscent of some kind of Latin name. Effectively, I decided my porn is taking place in Ancient Rome, and it's really just one big orgy among the manly soldiers of the Praetorian Guard. icon_razz.gif
  • theantijock Posts: 9575
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    TheAntijock

    The standard noncompeting clause.approved by the conglomerated pornographic producers', directors', screenwriters', stagehands' (aka fluffers') & actors' guild.

    Scene 1: A room full of everyone who thinks they're a top.

    The Plot: A Greek tragedy or Oral Only

    The underlying theme: A top is a guy who sucks dick, just not yours.

    Starring

    Populaurapiss
    Uppitibemonesya
    Crassaphilius
    & Egogagseasili as the beaver

    Epilogue: While each character grows to learn that he's not just willing to get on his knees to serve his fellow mankind but destroys his own sense of fantasy by begging the guy he thought would bottom for him to stand and give it like a man, each character in turn reveals their tragic flaw by trying to dominate the other guys out of bed at which time one of the stagehands pulls the ignore lever, the characters on stage transform instantly into animated sheep and the offender is pulled offstage by crook, one by one, until only the hottest guy (in his own mind) is left masterbating by himself, having dominated the stage, having convinced himself that the three other actors who sucked his dick represent all of humanity though he's now left utterly alone in his victory. He climaxes, He spills.

    The audience can't help but to shed a tear.

    End scene.

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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 4:07 PM GMT
    My user name: I m a noob

    The plot: Hot young flesh who just came out, was taken by his hot roommate for a very romantic and wild "ride" icon_redface.gif
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:22 PM GMT
    It has one character. It's the story of a man who goes through life looking for men who are into Asian/Latinos.
  • Celticmusl Posts: 4324
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    mmmm...... I'm sure I would watch mine.
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:44 PM GMT
    Well, mine would obviously involve a lot of hot, simultaneous mutual oral. Maybe daisy-chained, ahahaa.

    At least in the early scenes... The intensity could lead elsewhere. icon_wink.gif
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:47 PM GMT
    Mine would be all about Sashaman. A superhero with out of this world sexual powers that mere mortals can only imagine. icon_wink.gif
  • disasterpiece Posts: 2964
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:50 PM GMT
    My username is from a very hardcore song from which the first lines are :

    "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
    I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
    I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me"

    Do we really want to picture a porn movie outta this? icon_confused.gif
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:51 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidIt has one character. It's the story of a man who goes through life looking for men who are into Asian/Latinos.


    How about guys who are into Asians *and* Latinos, as well as variations thereof?
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:52 PM GMT
    And mine would be about a CIA sniper sent to kill a handsome bubble-assed mark, but winds up shooting a load at him in a completely different manner.
  • Thirdbeach Posts: 1361
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:55 PM GMT
    My username is on of the nicer beachs in Staley Park..

    The Characters would be those of us who go to the beach


    The plot, wait we're talking about porn. There is no plot in porn movies
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 7:58 PM GMT
    Poke saidWell my username stands for Pokemon. So the characters are Brock, Misty, and Ash. What happens is that Ash is bi-sexual and he is attracted to both Misty and Brock, He becomes intimate with both, but then has to decide who he wants to start a relationship with.



    Super nerdy, I know ;D



    OMG, you just ruined my image of Pokemon icon_confused.gif
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:00 PM GMT
    lets see, an secret love affair in the late 80s between two race car drivers. Daniel Mercer, who drives a Jaguar and Markus Derbin who drives an Alfa Romeo. Being gay in the world of motorsports being somewhat taboo and also their decade-long rivalry come to a head when the two of them come across each other late one night in the track garage, their repressed lust for one another finally released.
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    A young fish falls in love with a transsexual weird fish. Their families don't agre eon the love affair because of the social hierarchy in the Indian Ocean and because of clashes between the two families on plankton hunting areas.

    The transsexual fish works in a strip club, with white sharks and telepathic dolphins as his/her customers.

    Many inter-fish porn scenes ensue, until this transsexual fish realizes its fetish for fish who play the arpeggio. And guess what, our protagonist plays the fuckin arpeggio!!!!!

    Several anal, and gill fucking scenes ensue between the two lovers, who then get hitched and live happily ever after with Aquaman and the gang
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    Leprechauns having sex with greek tree nymphs.. very nympho-like
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    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:12 PM GMT
    A couple guys are in the locker room. One comes in bouncing a basketball while the others are kicking a soccer ball, rounding up tennis balls, and tossing a baseball in the air and catching it with his mitt.

    "Yo bro, my ball is bigger than yours." The guy with the basketball says to the guy with the soccer ball.

    "Well, at least my ball is bigger than the tennis ball stud." Soccer ball stud shot back.

    "Yeah, well my ball is bigger than all of yours." The baseball player brags.

    He yanks his shorts down, and two big all low-hangers fall out. The other three guys drop to knees, and get a teabagging-mushroom stamping of epic proportions.
  • Abc123456 Posts: 336
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:15 PM GMT
    Jekyll...A hot Uni prof studying some crappy science thing; the common story with a bad plot...self experiments, and creates Hyde. Hyde's fucking sexy, super ripped...with a big sexual appetite and a bigger _____ ;) Hyde's an alpha male with a deep voice, a slightly hairy torso...a major power-top with hard edges and a dominating personality; slightly degrading, ultra aggressive and super passionate until blow time...then he's cold as ice.

    Jekyll gives extra credit...when students keep Hyde satisfied and the secret under wraps.
  • RSportsguy Posts: 1909
    QUOTE Feb 26, 2012 8:36 PM GMT
    Well, I think mine would have to be based in a locker room! I leave the rest up to everyone's imagination!!! icon_wink.gif