Andrew Christian shock jock underwear

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    Feb 27, 2012 11:52 AM GMT
    Do any of you guys own a pair?
    What do you think of them?
  • Bunjamon

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    Feb 27, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    False advertising?

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    The briefs are a nice style, though, it's a shame you're supposed to put a plastic cup with a penis shape on it inside them. That can't be comfortable.
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    Feb 27, 2012 1:02 PM GMT
    wow that pisses me off. its annoying enough when a guy lies about this size and then theres a huge "whomp whomp" disappointment when it gets pulled out eventually (i will frankly call everything off at that instant. i don't tolerate lies or dishonesty about anything).... but this takes that brand of dishonesty to a new level.
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    Feb 27, 2012 1:03 PM GMT
    I've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.
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    Feb 27, 2012 1:04 PM GMT
    czarodziej saidwow that pisses me off. its annoying enough when a guy lies about this size and then theres a huge "whomp whomp" disappointment when it gets pulled out eventually (i will frankly call everything off at that instant. i don't tolerate lies or dishonesty about anything).... but this takes that brand of dishonesty to a new level.


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    Feb 27, 2012 1:06 PM GMT
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    That hurts man... that hurts. Neither underweight, nor hairy here....ouch.
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    Feb 27, 2012 1:25 PM GMT
    ...when an ordinary rolled sock down your shorts just won't do. LOL!

    Thank gawd I never took a guy to bed that when I unwrapped the package found I'd been a victim of false advertising. As W.C.Fields would comically exclaim: "Beelzebub! I've been hoodwinked!"

    But don't these guys realize that some men won't care for such a deception, meaning that either the guy doesn't dare accept an invite to go back home with somebody, or if they do, that somebody might get really pissed off?

    But funny story: one time on a gay club dance floor I saw some guy's rolled white gym sock slip down and pop out of his pants cuff, appearing there on the black-lit floor like he'd laid a glowing Easter egg. And it seemed the whole dance floor noticed it, with waves of laughter. The poor guy was humiliated (I knew him), as his retrieved his wayward sock and sprinted away.

    And then not an hour later it happened to another guy! (I presume with a different sock) Is it really worth that kind of shame?

    The other dishonesty is ass padding, usually with briefs built that way. I never took one of those to bed, either, but some of my friends did, and they were not complimentary about the experience. "Hey, where'd that hot ass of yours go?" "It's right here, on the floor." icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 27, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    Doing heavy squats can fix the rear end up very nicely.

    As for the front end... well, that's all in the genes, and where genes lack, one can overcome that with technique.
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    Feb 27, 2012 3:38 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger saidDoing heavy squats can fix the rear end up very nicely.

    As for the front end... well, that's all in the genes, and where genes lack, one can overcome that with technique.


    same goes for confidence, personality, and skill. If you can endear yourself to them, they'll work with what you've got
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    Feb 27, 2012 3:41 PM GMT
    DCEric said
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    That hurts man... that hurts. Neither underweight, nor hairy here....ouch.


    It may be true statement for most latinos but I know some white people who are exceptions to your theory.
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    Feb 27, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    when would these be useful outside of your own bedroom? wouldn't you just be fooling yourself if you're wearing it around at home?

    I guess they can be worn at underwear parties... but what if someone feels you up and finds the plastic? lol.
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    Feb 27, 2012 4:04 PM GMT
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    White, and smooth chested here. I'll leave that other factor to your imagination - but I've not had any complaints thus far from any bottoms. ;)
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    Feb 27, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidFalse advertising?

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    The briefs are a nice style, though, it's a shame you're supposed to put a plastic cup with a penis shape on it inside them. That can't be comfortable.


    It's not plastic, it's a soft, fabric-like foam.
  • drypin

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    Feb 27, 2012 4:36 PM GMT
    Were these included in that gift you recently received and returned, Ariodante?
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    Feb 27, 2012 4:38 PM GMT
    drypin saidWere these included in that gift you recently received and returned, Ariodante?


    I wish, I could have resold them for a considerably higher price icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 27, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    They look nice. I don't own a pair though.

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    Feb 27, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    If I hooked up with a guy wearing a pair of these, I'd run (or tell him to leave).
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    Feb 27, 2012 4:55 PM GMT
    TahoeAthlete saidIf I hooked up with a guy wearing a pair of these, I'd run (or tell him to leave).


    what if he is really 9 inches and just wants to look even bigger?
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    Feb 27, 2012 5:05 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    TahoeAthlete saidIf I hooked up with a guy wearing a pair of these, I'd run (or tell him to leave).


    what if he is really 9 inches and just wants to look even bigger?


    It's not about the size. Those undies are just embarrassing.
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    Feb 27, 2012 5:34 PM GMT
    Hey if the guy is a bottom does it matter. That may give him the confidence he desires. I know a guy like this.... If i bought him a pair do you think he'd be really pissed at me, i try to build his esteem when i can.
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    Feb 27, 2012 8:48 PM GMT
    DCEric said
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    That hurts man... that hurts. Neither underweight, nor hairy here....ouch.


    It was just a stereotype. You're still fucking hot. You don't have that boyish look I was talking about that a male model has though, which is associated with small penis.
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    Feb 27, 2012 8:50 PM GMT
    IAmDestr0n said
    DCEric said
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    That hurts man... that hurts. Neither underweight, nor hairy here....ouch.


    It may be true statement for most latinos but I know some white people who are exceptions to your theory.


    Yes, there are exceptions. It was merely a stereotype that is true about 95% of the time. You have a keeper for today's standards of hotness if you found an exception icon_razz.gif
  • MikemikeMike

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    Feb 27, 2012 8:50 PM GMT
    No I have an AC bathing suit but only wear it in Europe. When in Rome thing.
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    Feb 27, 2012 8:51 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said
    bluey2223 saidI've noticed that pretty-faced smooth models tend to be underweight (gotta have those abs show!) and lack male hormones necessary to produce large male anatomy, which unfortunately comes with side effects like chest hair, hair loss, facial hair. This is strictly speaking for white people. Latinos can be smooth chested and big dicked.


    White, and smooth chested here. I'll leave that other factor to your imagination - but I've not had any complaints thus far from any bottoms. ;)


    But are you a male model? MMhmm.