redheadguy saidWhy is hotmail so rubbish? You can never access it and is so slow.
Because the connection to the hotmail servers are flooded with users meaning that you may be sharing a HUGE connection with thousands of people.
redheadguy saidWhy, when you decide not to put out does that sexy bloke then think you don't like him and so pisses off?
because, he has low self confidence and sex is validation that he is good enough.. of course you probably wouldn't have seen him after that anyway.
redheadguy saidWhy is my office so fucking hot that I spend the afternoon sweating like a p.i.g. And it's a medical journal, isn't there some law against that?
Because its more environmentally friendly, your sweaty arse is more preferable to the planet then you being kept perfectly comfortable!
redheadguy saidWhy is everything so fucking expensive. £11 a gallon for petrol, if I actually had a car then it'd be a nightmare. A pint is nearly £4 and then the bartender expects a tip. Yeah, right.
Petrol is expensive because we are running out of it.. supply and demand.
A Pint of beer is expensive because it relys on petrol to make it and get it too you.
k1052 saidWhy do women always stop at the top of the stairs coming up from the subway? Yes it's a sidewalk ladies...there are only two options so pick one.
Because women have difficulty orientating them selfs mentally without some form of visual cue. Men on the other hand can mentally see where they are without these cues being infront of them.
So the women stop the get there bearings whilst men do not.
JBE60 saidWhy is it in the corporate world the most ambitious people are often the stupidest?
They are too stupid to know better.
JBE60 saidWhy is it that when you go up to talk to a guy at a gay bar he immediately thinks you want to sleep with him? So he will either run away because he thinks you are a troll, or come on to you because he thinks you are hot. And all you wanted to do was talk!
Because gay men, much like straight men, have this odd belief that they are desirable and that any man who even looks at them wants to sleep with them, much like all straight men believe that all gay men want to sleep with them. Never fear though, there are people at work, putting there ego's in check ;)
JBE60 saidWhy do some people blame others for when things go bad for them, but congratulate themselves when things go well?
People don't want to take responsibility for there fuckups because no one wants to be sad, so we blame everyone else to make our selfs feel better because gawd forbid, anyone was ever not happy.
JBE60 saidWhy do people talk on their cell phones while going 120 km/hr. down the highway?
See the answer to your first question sexy.
JBE60 saidWhy are credit card interest rates at 19.5% but the prime rate is at 4.25%?
Because, they are a company, they see an easy way to make lots of money... people are stupid they see an easy way to spend money... not many see beyond whats easy.
JBE60 saidWhy do people spend 40 hours a week watching bad TV, then complain how boring their life is?
Because they don't want to think for them selfs and get off there own arses and make fun
JBE60 saidWhy do some women buy so many shoes?
Shoes apparently make women attractive... apparently.
JBE60 saidWhy are so many cats unfriendly?
They are women personified!
JBE60 saidWhy are so many gay men with small penises tops?
I've no idea, but damn I hate this too!
JBE60 saidWhy did I respond to this forum topic?
You had a moment of boredom, its now passed.
Sedative saidWhy does being sick have to suck so much (literally! )? *sniffle*
Its your bodies way of demanding you shut up, sit down and sleep while it trys to recover! your body is fighting a war, you doing anything is a hindrance it doesn't need.
Sedative saidWhy are there so many goddamn mosquitoes inside the house when we're supposed to have SCREEN coverings on the windows and doors?
Because, they are small, smaller then the gaps in your screens.
Sedative saidWhy is it that no matter where I place my coffee, ants ALWAYS seem to find it and swarm it while I'm not looking? Then I'd have to fish out their drowned little bodies or just squeeze my eyes shut and drink it all anyway?
They are attracted to the sugar.
Sedative saidWhy do torrents always seem to choke at 90%?
Ah, because, as you get closer and closer to the end file, usually les and less people have them last few bits, so, lots of people are hammering a few for the last files so it takes longer the closer you get to 100% however, if you and more people stay to seed the times will be decreased for everyone after you because there will be more people with them last few files.
Sedative saidWhy do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you?
The birds are already there, you only see them when your near because you become more receptive to the world around you, thus you take notice of the smaller things.
Sedative saidWhy can't I get that song out of my head now? AAAAAAAAAAH
Your mind is bored so it gave you something to focus on.