Pastor asked about my girlfriend!

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    Feb 29, 2012 9:08 PM GMT
    Ok... I went to church wit my mom 2night, and the pastor asked me bout the girl who brock my heart, lol i told him that i dnt have a girl nor have i eve had a girlfriend. He kept askn me what her name is... Now apperently he cn see ur future an past, hes been dead right about other stuff except this woman thang! So now im wondering wil i be daten a girl in the nearby future or is it a man that he might be refering 2 that has brock my heart or is going 2?
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    Feb 29, 2012 9:10 PM GMT
    trevor27 saidOk... I went to church wit my mom 2night, and the pastor asked me bout the girl who brock my heart, lol i told him that i dnt have a girl nor have i eve had a girlfriend. He kept askn me what her name is... Now apperently he cn see ur future an past, hes been dead right about other stuff except this woman thang! So now im wondering wil i be daten a girl in the nearby future or is it a man that he might be refering 2 that has brock my heart or is going 2?


    No... a pastor is just a person like everyone else. He can't tell your future or past nor can anyone in this world. Don't obsess over something as minimal as this and just live your life.
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    Feb 29, 2012 9:14 PM GMT
    trevor27 saidNow apperently he cn see ur future an past


    orly
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:07 PM GMT
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:24 PM GMT
    I'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM GMT
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
    I find it extremely odd that his 'title' for this thread is in beautiful english, but every other word posted is in baby babble.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:31 PM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
    I find it extremely odd that his 'title' for this thread is in beautiful english, but every other word posted is in baby babble.icon_rolleyes.gif


    Clearly, he typed the title and texted the rest.
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...


    its written in my language, he comes from my planet
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    Feb 29, 2012 11:35 PM GMT
    Ex_Mil8 said
    TropicalMark said
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
    I find it extremely odd that his 'title' for this thread is in beautiful english, but every other word posted is in baby babble.icon_rolleyes.gif


    Clearly, he typed the title and texted the rest.
    The end of the real world as we know it.icon_rolleyes.gif

    Lets cut funding for schools.. they dont need to learn language skills anymore! Fire all the english or grammar teachers! wowza..icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 01, 2012 12:33 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
    I find it extremely odd that his 'title' for this thread is in beautiful english, but every other word posted is in baby babble.icon_rolleyes.gif


    Now now, let's not be hasty throwing out insulting adjectives just off the cuff.

    The title is readable English. It's not exactly a Tennyson sonnet.
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    Mar 01, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TropicalMark said
    DAVID_HALL saidI'm having a bit of difficulty determining what language your post is written in OP...
    I find it extremely odd that his 'title' for this thread is in beautiful english, but every other word posted is in baby babble.icon_rolleyes.gif


    Now now, let's not be hasty throwing out insulting adjectives just off the cuff.

    The title is readable English. It's not exactly a Tennyson sonnet.
    LMAO.. ok ya got me.
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    Mar 01, 2012 5:50 AM GMT
    Lmao! Sorry i was writeing the forum with my cell phone didnt had time to write full words. Hope thats plain enough for you to understand. Clearly didnt know im writeing a english paper to be graded. Anyways thats how da new age generation writes, u realy should get with the program. Didnt wana add 2 much new age words 4 yall.
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    Mar 01, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    Just ask the pastor if he would like to tell you about his girlfriend. If he says that he is married, ask if his wife knows about his girlfriend.

    Pastor or not, he is being rude and overly curious.
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    Mar 01, 2012 5:56 AM GMT
    He's probably trying to do a "cold read" on you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading
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    Mar 01, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidHe's probably trying to do a "cold read" on you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading


    This. Please read up on it as it's something commonly used by psychics and other people claiming to have supernatural powers.
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    Mar 01, 2012 6:10 AM GMT
    Yea i think so to. No if i can only get my mother to see that!
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    Mar 01, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    Josh1992 said
    DudeInNOVA saidHe's probably trying to do a "cold read" on you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading


    This. Please read up on it as it's something commonly used by psychics and other people claiming to have supernatural powers.


    thanks that was very informative. icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 01, 2012 6:39 AM GMT
    trevor27 saidOk... I went to church wit my mom 2night, and the pastor asked me bout the girl who brock my heart, lol i told him that i dnt have a girl nor have i eve had a girlfriend. He kept askn me what her name is... Now apperently he cn see ur future an past, hes been dead right about other stuff except this woman thang! So now im wondering wil i be daten a girl in the nearby future or is it a man that he might be refering 2 that has brock my heart or is going 2?


    Your pastor is horny, aching for some meat, and you should pick up on the signals, bend him over his desk and put the spurs to him.
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    Mar 01, 2012 6:58 AM GMT
    Josh1992 said
    DudeInNOVA saidHe's probably trying to do a "cold read" on you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading


    This. Please read up on it as it's something commonly used by psychics and other people claiming to have supernatural powers.


    South Park did a brilliant bit on this a couple seasons back. I forget the title of th epsiode, though.
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:03 AM GMT
    Your pastor should be stoned with heavy boulders, or burnt with fire, or clobbered with cudgels, or pummeled with large frozen trout... for practicing divination and witchcraft.

    Deuteronomy 18:10-11,20 (KJV)10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
    11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
    ...
    20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.


    Or you could just tell him that your romantic life is none of his business.
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:09 AM GMT
    Is this the girl he was asking about?
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:21 AM GMT
    Onceagain saidIs this the girl he was asking about?
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    lol could be...
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:27 AM GMT
    How could i have told this guy that i was playing for the other team?, lmao with a church full of people im just not that brave. I realy found it all funny haha.

    Some of you guys have the wildest imagination, i would have never though sexualy about this man but thanks for the vivid mental picture.

    this is way of topic, but why do church, its people and the bible say gay and gayful acts are sinful? And that you can be str8 if you want to and its a god danm choice to be gay. Im so sick hearing this bullshit!
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:33 AM GMT
    trevor27 saidHow could i have told this guy that i was playing for the other team?, lmao with a church full of people im just not that brave. I realy found it all funny haha.


    Maybe he already suspects you're gay and was just trying to get you to admit it. Does your mom know? If not, maybe she suspects and asked him if he could find out. Normally pastors don't ask about random girlfriends if no one has brought it up before.
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    Mar 01, 2012 7:34 AM GMT
    mlitsonata said
    trevor27 saidHow could i have told this guy that i was playing for the other team?, lmao with a church full of people im just not that brave. I realy found it all funny haha.


    Maybe he already suspects you're gay and was just trying to get you to admit it. Does your mom know? If not, maybe she suspects and asked him if he could find out. Normally pastors don't ask about random girlfriends if no one has brought it up before.


    Unless he's Santaria or something.