Let's Make a RJ Porno!

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    Mar 01, 2012 9:42 PM GMT
    What would your RJ porno be called?

    Who'd be in it?

    Plot, setting and so on?

    I'll start: it would star CLAYSTATION, Cash, GroundCombat and SEANTHEBULL and be titled "Race To The Bottom" and it would be set in my living room.

    The plot is this: we are in my house and we fuck. The end.


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    Mar 01, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
    It would star Art_Deco, turtleneckjock, and FriendsOnly and it would be called lemonparty.
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2099035/

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    Mar 02, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    i heart haaretz
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    Mar 02, 2012 9:24 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidOh god why...



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    Mar 02, 2012 11:52 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidOh god why...


    why the porno or why i hearts him?
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    Mar 02, 2012 11:58 AM GMT
    Gang bang with my hotlist. Wait, that sounded way more bottom than I meant it!
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    Mar 02, 2012 12:34 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Trollileo saidOh god why...



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    GigoloAssassin would be the director, producer and star of the entire thing!
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    Mar 02, 2012 12:41 PM GMT
    turtleneckjock said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Trollileo saidOh god why...



    icon_lol.gif!


    GigoloAssassin would be the director, producer and star of the entire thing!


    I don't know TNJ........you got a lot going on below that calm surface.......icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 12:43 PM GMT
    Anduru saidIt would star Art_Deco, turtleneckjock, and FriendsOnly and it would be called lemonparty.

    Oh, there'd be no entertainment in that as a porno. Friends and I would ride around in the front seat of a classic car, talking about its features, while turtleneckjock would have to wack-off in the back seat by himself. Boring fare. icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 12:48 PM GMT
    I think there's a bit of mileage left in the old jalopy.......great lighting would be a must! icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 12:57 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidWhat would your RJ porno be called?

    Who'd be in it?

    Plot, setting and so on?

    Pornos have a plot?

    I thought they just had a forumla:
    - Get naked
    - Put a hard cock into some human orifice
    - Pull the cock out before it squirts
    - Make condom magically disappear, if worn
    - Do a cum shot onto some body part

    The End
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:05 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said{summary of most porn plots}


    Usually the variations include teacher/student in a classroom, coach/jock(s) in a lockerroom, prisoners and possibly guards in a jail, and of course, the ever popular "straight" college boys "exploration" of gay sex that involves brutal pounding in an inexplicably small but very upscale apartment somewhere in southern California.
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:12 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said
    Art_Deco said{summary of most porn plots}


    Usually the variations include teacher/student in a classroom, coach/jock(s) in a lockerroom, prisoners and possibly guards in a jail, and of course, the ever popular "straight" college boys "exploration" of gay sex that involves brutal pounding in an inexplicably small but very upscale apartment somewhere in southern California.


    woah, okay! if i ever need a porn expert i am going to definitely consult you haha
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:33 PM GMT
    JPtheBITCH said
    AlphaTrigger said
    Art_Deco said{summary of most porn plots}


    Usually the variations include teacher/student in a classroom, coach/jock(s) in a lockerroom, prisoners and possibly guards in a jail, and of course, the ever popular "straight" college boys "exploration" of gay sex that involves brutal pounding in an inexplicably small but very upscale apartment somewhere in southern California.

    You forgot the two shirtless hunks pacing around waiting for their pizza to be delivered. But while they're waiting......


    And let's not forget when the pizza guy delivers............icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:35 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said...gay sex that involves brutal pounding in an inexplicably small but very upscale apartment somewhere in southern California.

    Half of those "apartments" are actually rented hotel rooms. Clues are the headboard that's screwed into the wall, not attached to the bed, and institutional night tables, lamps and wall decorations, and the lack of almost any other furniture. And yeah, I do notice these details, when I'm watching the thing for the 20th time. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:57 PM GMT
    TriJock barebacks MileHighPuppy while Hotjock19 can't decide whose ass tastes better, Musclelover1 or Veinyarms, as the two of them flex and lick each others' bis and armpits.icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 1:59 PM GMT
    I'm a terrible actor but I can be a stunt double.
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    Mar 02, 2012 2:02 PM GMT
    DJBoston saidI'm a terrible actor but I can be a stunt double.


    You could be a lot of things, handsome..........icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 2:04 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    DJBoston saidI'm a terrible actor but I can be a stunt double.


    You could be a lot of things, handsome..........icon_redface.gif



    Oh I didn't realize this was gonna be a horror porno.
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    Mar 02, 2012 2:06 PM GMT
    You vastly underestimate yourself....I like that......icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    i wanna do one with harretz! it'll be called Harretz and Turtlesour go to White Castle

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    Mar 02, 2012 3:02 PM GMT
    It's the wedding day, and while the groomsman are all getting ready in their tuxes, an orgy breaks out.

    Later, the wedding goes on, and afterwards there is a wild reception.

    Fade to the morning after the wedding. The camera fades in and begins to pan on the happy newlyweds spooning naked in bed...until the pan includes another guy in the bed big spooning the groom/husband and the maid-of-honor with her face sleeping peacefully in the bride/wife's cooch.

    And they live happily ever after.
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    Mar 02, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
    It would probably just be me. Poor lighting, shot on an iphone with dirty dishes visible in the background. I would shop it to Chi Chi Larue and Randy Blue but they would pass so it would be distributed on Xtube only. icon_sad.gif
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    Mar 02, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
    I refuse to be on camera :/ but I can direct and fluff between scenes.