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    Mar 02, 2012 2:44 PM GMT
    Thought this might provide some fun stories:

    ...so, you've been after a guy for a while and you finally get him in the sack...and wow, were you disappointed! Why were you disappointed?

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    Mar 03, 2012 5:22 AM GMT
    Reality, never better than the fantasy we
    we created in our mind.
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    Dead lay?
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:32 AM GMT
    The only really blamable sin in bed is laying there and doing absolutely nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing. Not a sound, not a movement (and guess what, a lot of guys do that). If you're actively engaged even if you don't have porn-like skill or technique it's still an enjoyable experience.
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidThe only really blamable sin in bed is laying there and doing absolutely nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing. Not a sound, not a movement (and guess what, a lot of guys do that). If you're actively engaged even if you don't have porn-like skill or technique it's still an enjoyable experience.


    In short, "Dead lay".
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:37 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidThe only really blamable sin in bed is laying there and doing absolutely nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing. Not a sound, not a movement (and guess what, a lot of guys do that). If you're actively engaged even if you don't have porn-like skill or technique it's still an enjoyable experience.


    Some guys actually want others to first take a very cold bath, put a pale white powder on the face, a darkish blue lipstick, insert an ice cube or two in the anus, then climb into bed and be very, very still. it's the closest thing to necrophilia without breaking the law.
  • Nayro

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    Mar 03, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
    ^

    You know very specific details about this! You wanna share something? :p
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    why would i be disappointed
  • rnch

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    Mar 03, 2012 2:24 PM GMT
    mikkel49 saidReality, never better than the fantasy we
    we created in our mind.





    HOW true icon_exclaim.gif
  • drypin

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    Mar 03, 2012 3:02 PM GMT
    Well,
    In my early twenties this guy and I flirted for nearly a year before we finally decided to take it to bed. He had a nob that porn dreams are made of but my feet and legs kept catching on something in his bed and scratching me... hard. I shifted positions, but nothing helped. Finally, I interrupt what we're doing to look down and see that it's his jagged toe nails. And they aren't scratching me, they're cutting into me. I actually have blood running out of at least six wounds onto his sheets. My boner deflates in an instant. He's apologizing profusely and I catch side of his bloody nails and just want to puke in his face. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

    Now that I've finished relating my tale, I think I was more horrified than disappointed.
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:04 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidThe only really blamable sin in bed is laying there and doing absolutely nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing. Not a sound, not a movement (and guess what, a lot of guys do that). If you're actively engaged even if you don't have porn-like skill or technique it's still an enjoyable experience.
    I couldn't have said this better!
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    big....large...HUGE moles on his back...BLECH!!!!!!!


    Oh, and what Ariodante said. nothing worse than a guy who is just...there.

    and, drypin, that's just nasty. that's why i love AZ. guys where flip flops all year so I can scope out their toe nails. For me, the condition of a guy's toenails is very important.
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    Mar 03, 2012 5:10 PM GMT
    No, because I read a guys reviews before I pay him for sex.

  • NerdLifter

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    Mar 03, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    mikkel49 saidReality, never better than the fantasy we
    we created in our mind.

    QFW (Quoted For Wisdom)
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
    Hasnt happened yet, but one of these days it will, then I'd be afraid it'll be my fault. icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:27 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!


    My first......had everything going for him........but an incredibly BAD kisser.......icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Ariodante saidThe only really blamable sin in bed is laying there and doing absolutely nothing. And I mean absolutely nothing. Not a sound, not a movement (and guess what, a lot of guys do that). If you're actively engaged even if you don't have porn-like skill or technique it's still an enjoyable experience.


    In short, "Dead lay".


    Vanilla starfish or chocolate starfish?
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!


    My first......had everything going for him........but an incredibly BAD kisser.......icon_eek.gif



    I would teach the guy.
    Apparently my Lovers all say I'm a very good kisser. icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:33 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!


    My first......had everything going for him........but an incredibly BAD kisser.......icon_eek.gif



    I would teach the guy.
    Apparently my Lovers all say I'm a very good kisser. icon_redface.gif


    He was 29 to my 21.....he felt there was nothing I could teach him.......icon_sad.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:36 AM GMT
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!


    My first......had everything going for him........but an incredibly BAD kisser.......icon_eek.gif



    I would teach the guy.
    Apparently my Lovers all say I'm a very good kisser. icon_redface.gif


    He was 29 to my 21.....he felt there was nothing I could teach him.......icon_sad.gif


    Never fuck with a close minded guy.
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    Worst ever experienced was much as Ariodante described - at the time my reaction was that it would have been more fun to f*** a pine log, bark and all, as he lay there totally unmoving and unresponsive.
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    Haaretz saidNo, because I read a guys reviews before I pay him for sex.



    I find that sometimes they boost their own ratings though... Exact same thing as amazon vendors... Then you think 'people think this is honestly a five star version of a fifty buck fuck!?'
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    BuddyinNYC said
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    turbobilly said
    GigoloAssassin said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI've learned that you have to Kiss a lot of Frogs before you can find one that actually knows how to Kiss Like a Prince!


    MMMHMMMM!!!


    My first......had everything going for him........but an incredibly BAD kisser.......icon_eek.gif



    I would teach the guy.
    Apparently my Lovers all say I'm a very good kisser. icon_redface.gif


    He was 29 to my 21.....he felt there was nothing I could teach him.......icon_sad.gif


    Never fuck with a close minded guy.


    He was my first.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Mar 04, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Kissing is one of the biggest factors. If they don't like to kiss, or are not a good kisser, disappointment ensues.