They say the camera never lies!

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    Mar 03, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    What secrets would your's tell?

    I'll go first.
    Mine would yell, "Freak! Freak!!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 12:23 PM GMT
    Mine would say,

    'Really? This is what you want to spend you time doing....
    I'm disappointed, but not surprised!!!'
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    Mar 03, 2012 12:46 PM GMT
    Mine would say.

    "Your a bit of a strange boy aren't you and stop bloody posing so much you twat !" icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 03, 2012 1:53 PM GMT
    Mine would say: "for feck's sake, clip that hair!!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:01 PM GMT
    Mine would show the true shape and size of mi pinga.
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:10 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMine would show the true shape and size of mi pinga.


    the only reliable way to determine the true shape and size of your pinga would be to shove in my mouth or bum. any other way of presenting it might be deceiving since its shape and size can be distorted by the lighting icon_cool.gificon_twisted.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Mar 03, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
    Mine would say, "you do come up with some interesting ideas"....

    LOL
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    "You got more interesting pictures than this!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    It would say "There was a pimple in one of his pics that isn't there anymore!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMine would show the true shape and size of mi pinga.
    and it better be truthful.. I seen your pinga remember?
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:54 PM GMT
    Mine would say,
    "NOW I've seen EVERYTHING!!" icon_eek.gif!
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    Mar 03, 2012 2:56 PM GMT
    "Ok, you're REALLY old!"

    Oh wait, that's not a secret.

    "You're a fop and a poseur and you've been one since you were five years old!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 3:07 PM GMT
    The camera tells me that I'm much older and heavier than what I see of myself in the mirror. My brain manages some kind of anti-anorexic trick, that instead of seeing myself as more fat in the mirror, as those with an eating disorder do, I see myself as being more slender than I really am, as I was years ago. But oddly the camera tells me the awful truth of today's reality. In my case the camera indeed does not lie - its verdict is old and overweight. icon_sad.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Mar 03, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
    Mine would say "Buddy, good lighting and the right camera angle are your best friend"
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    Mar 03, 2012 3:52 PM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes saidMine would show the true shape and size of mi pinga.
    and it better be truthful.. I seen your pinga remember?
    I don't remember shit; but your roofies are awesome. icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 03, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    Not too good to be true. Don't take advantage of or for granted.
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    Mar 03, 2012 6:10 PM GMT
    My camera might say, "Smear a lot more vasoline on the lense..............this guy is NOT 29 anymore!"
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    Mar 03, 2012 6:13 PM GMT
    Mine would say "Yup... you're nearly 20 years old and still look like your 15." Sigh...
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    Mar 03, 2012 6:14 PM GMT
    The camera does nothing but lie.

    Watch Fox News.
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    Mar 03, 2012 6:14 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidThe camera does nothing but lie.

    Watch Fox News.
    LMAO
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    Mar 04, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    Haaretz saidThe camera does nothing but lie.

    Watch Fox News.


    hahaha!

    More like, "I never layed a hand on that fucking kid!" (as all the Rentboy and security camera pictures start to hit the press)
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    Mar 04, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    "Tilt your head up to hide the eye bags, and twist your hips 45 degrees to give that hot torso look."
  • HollywoodHist...

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    Mar 04, 2012 2:31 AM GMT
    Mine would say:

    "guuuuurrrrl, you better get that ass back on that treadmill - STAT!"
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    Mar 04, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    GAMRican saidWhat secrets would your's tell?

    I'll go first.
    Mine would yell, "Freak! Freak!!"


    Might you kindly elaborate on the nature of your freakishness and to what extend? icon_twisted.gif


    icon_redface.gif I'm a demure freak.
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    Mar 04, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes saidMine would show the true shape and size of mi pinga.
    and it better be truthful.. I seen your pinga remember?
    I don't remember shit; but your roofies are awesome. icon_cool.gif

    It looks like Mark was the one who got the roofie here. And I can believe a pinga moment was just minutes away.

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