Whats the weirdest/nastiest thing you ever caught your bf doing?

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    Mar 04, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    I heard of a straight girl walking in on her bf in the bathroom smelling her bloody tampon from out of the trash....ugh!
  • calibro

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    Mar 04, 2012 3:06 PM GMT
    he once used his salad fork to eat his main course... i broke up with him before the dessert came out.
  • rnch

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    Mar 04, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    As a joke (I hope!) my (so called) str8 best friend put a new (i hope!) tampon in my bloody mary.


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    Mar 04, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    redbull saidWhats the weirdest/nastiest thing you ever caught your bf doing?
    Having sex with me.

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    Mar 04, 2012 3:33 PM GMT
    Wearing pleated pants.
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    Mar 04, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    Smelling my underwear but that's not overly weird is it.
  • Celticmusl

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    Mar 04, 2012 3:45 PM GMT
    Eating the last remaining spoonfuls of icecream form the freezer. I just don't know if I can trust him again.
  • HollywoodHist...

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    Mar 04, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    Not nasty at all - but an ex sewed a complete elven costume from "Lord of the Rings" by hand! Didn't use a machine, even made the jewelry, underwear and wig and everything. Took him FOREVER! Actually, it was very well done and he looked amazing - had the perfect build for it. Could have been a costume from the movie. But it was pretty random. Wasn't even for Halloween, just for the hell of it. So a little weird and very impressive.
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:19 PM GMT
    Had a BF last year that had a thing for performing frottage on new leather seats of a vehicle.
    Found him in my brand new vehicle last year in the garages having his way when we got home from the dealership! icon_eek.gif
    Needless to say......I ended that relationship. icon_wink.gif

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    Mar 04, 2012 4:21 PM GMT
    dated a handsome man one time..impeccable in appearance and excellent taste in suits ,and was neat and clean all around at home,his car,and even at play in sports and awesome in sex.

    the gross thing that caught me by surrprised was he enjoyed being shitted on,rubbing it into his hairy chest and yes,here it comes he loved eating the stuff..oh well so much for kissing from that point forward..
    we are still freinds,and lucky for him,he has found a even hotter leather man to enjoy his kinky life style to the fullest..like all gay men,i will rim a hairy manhole,but please dont get me involved with shit..god honest truth..
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    Usually it is the other way around here. My bf catching me doing silly things.
    One day, I sat on the washing machine, because I found the vibrations pretty soothing. Hadn't done this since I was a little child. Well, he came home and saw me sitting there, looking caught red handed and blushing. Thankfully he found it cute.
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    watching Glee icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 4:34 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHA


    Me, have a boyfriend.

    Oh you guys, you kill me!
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    Mar 04, 2012 5:36 PM GMT
    Here's mine in comic form: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/AccentuateNegative/385391
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    Mar 04, 2012 5:44 PM GMT
    GROSS JIMMY!icon_eek.gif
  • Delivis

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    Mar 04, 2012 6:01 PM GMT
    Watching fox news and taking Glen Beck seriously.
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    Mar 04, 2012 6:04 PM GMT
    calibro saidhe once used his salad fork to eat his main course... i broke up with him before the dessert came out.


    Gross fucker, I would have stabbed him in the eye with that fork right then and there.
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    Mar 04, 2012 6:11 PM GMT
    Weird that made me feel uncomfortable was shaving his balls next to me in a YMCA open gang shower, with other guys around us. Like, can't you do that at home? I'm not the least bit inhibited with locker room nudity, but for some reason I find manscaping in public a bit odd.

    For nasty I had a BF who would floss his teeth at a restaurant table after eating. I think not waiting to get outside to use a toothpick is bad enough, but I would tell him to put the floss away, which he usually did. But he wasn't otherwise a gross person, or I couldn't have slept with him, he just had a few of these idiosyncrasies.
  • Rock222

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    Mar 04, 2012 6:41 PM GMT
    I caught my ex having cam sex often, one time I saw him through the back door, buck naked with a but plug enjoying himself in front of his camwith other guys watching, i knocked on the back door just as he was about to shoot, scared him to death... if he had done that for me it would have been a turn on, but he never did.. we didn't stay together, he wanted to have sex with his cam buds more than me...
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    Mar 04, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    JIMMY saiddated a handsome man one time..impeccable in appearance and excellent taste in suits ,and was neat and clean all around at home,his car,and even at play in sports and awesome in sex.

    the gross thing that caught me by surrprised was he enjoyed being shitted on,rubbing it into his hairy chest and yes,here it comes he loved eating the stuff..oh well so much for kissing from that point forward..
    we are still freinds,and lucky for him,he has found a even hotter leather man to enjoy his kinky life style to the fullest..like all gay men,i will rim a hairy manhole,but please dont get me involved with shit..god honest truth..

    Ok . that definitely made me feel like throwing up icon_sad.gif
    I quite literally busted into laughter when I saw this post, MoonHawk. LOL
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    Mar 04, 2012 7:09 PM GMT
    calibro saidhe once used his salad fork to eat his main course...


    What is the matter with him?? icon_eek.gif

    Everybody knows the salad fork is what you scratch your balls with!
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    Mar 04, 2012 7:47 PM GMT
    calibro saidhe once used his salad fork to eat his main course... i broke up with him before the dessert came out.

    If I pick at my salad with my fingers, is it all over?

    I won't ask which utensils would have been appropriate for "dessert". icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 04, 2012 8:21 PM GMT
    I once caught him having a voluntary conversation with my mother on the phone.

    My blood ran cold.
  • drypin

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    Mar 04, 2012 9:15 PM GMT
    Cash saidI once caught him having a voluntary conversation with my mother on the phone.

    My blood ran cold.


    This one got a laugh out of me!

    Mine would be an ex who had a very, very serious case of hemerrhoids (not sure of spelling there). He needed countless products to use the bathroom and he'd clog up the toilet naturally. I once stopped by with only the briefest notice beforehand by phone and popped into his toilet and nearly screamed in a most un-manly way. My first thought looking at all the blood and... well you can guess... was that he'd chopped up a body and was trying to flush away the evidence.

    Suddenly my own little bladder pressure wasn't feeling all that urgent.
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    Mar 04, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    ^ well I won't ever get my appetite back