I'm scared I look straight!

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    Mar 07, 2012 5:48 AM GMT
    I'm in a fashion business course in college and girls in my classes have mentioned that they thought I was heterosexual before they got to know me!!

    I don't get it, I try my best to look as gay as possible without being a flaming twinkie but apparently it is just not enough because people think that I am straight!!!

    Please help! What can I do?
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    Mar 07, 2012 6:04 AM GMT
    Look this is all really great and everything but did those girls feel you up?
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    Mar 07, 2012 6:05 AM GMT
    Maybe you are using the wrong make-up?

    Have you tried Bergdorf Goodman? You can shop there online.

    It where all the REALLY Gay guys shop.

    The elevators are a bit of a "scene" though - kinda freaks me out. Although, they only bother guys who look extremely Gay, so I guess YOU wouldn't have to worry.
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    Mar 07, 2012 6:09 AM GMT
    Genius! You need to stop talking to girls, and dressing like a hetboy! Start flirting with boys in elevators and were really fashionable expensive clothing and be so comfortable in your own skin even straight men will want to flirt with you!
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    Mar 07, 2012 6:10 AM GMT
    Scared to look straight?

    Join a frat, have mostly platonic female friends, and frequently mention girls' bodies. People will think you're gay in no time.
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    Mar 07, 2012 2:23 PM GMT
    You're in a fashion and design course. I wouldn't worry too much
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    Mar 07, 2012 2:31 PM GMT
    Anduru saidgirls in my classes have mentioned that they thought I was heterosexual before they got to know me!!



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    Mar 07, 2012 2:54 PM GMT
    Cash saidMaybe you are using the wrong make-up?

    Have you tried Bergdorf Goodman? You can shop there online.

    It where all the REALLY Gay guys shop.

    The elevators are a bit of a "scene" though - kinda freaks me out. Although, they only bother guys who look extremely Gay, so I guess YOU wouldn't have to worry.


    I literally just laughed so hard i spit out some coffee- thank you for that. Now I have to clean up
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    Mar 07, 2012 3:07 PM GMT
    Leg warmers and ballet flats. Problem solved.

    Then again, it depends on which school you're going to. Ryerson or International Academy?
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    Mar 07, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
    girl use more product and get a scarf
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    Mar 07, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
    Oh God. This is so post-modern. Didn't take long did it - I'm posting here so I don't lose track of this thread in case it takes on a life of its own (which is highly likely if some readers fail to see the reference).

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    Mar 07, 2012 3:54 PM GMT
    Cash saidMaybe you are using the wrong make-up?

    Have you tried Bergdorf Goodman? You can shop there online.

    It where all the REALLY Gay guys shop.

    The elevators are a bit of a "scene" though - kinda freaks me out. Although, they only bother guys who look extremely Gay, so I guess YOU wouldn't have to worry.


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    Mar 07, 2012 3:58 PM GMT
    ROOAAR saidgirl use more product and get a scarf


    Don't forget a beret and nude wall art!

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    Mar 07, 2012 4:06 PM GMT
    I think your problem is that you are focusing too much on your looks and physical appearance, don’t neglect your other fabulous qualities such as a sassy gay voice.
    How sassy is your voice currently? You should be aiming for Queen Latifah levels of sass.
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    Mar 07, 2012 4:11 PM GMT
    You probably aren't acknowledging people the gay way. When guys reach out to shake your hand, hand them your penis instead.
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    Mar 07, 2012 4:14 PM GMT
    Cash said

    Have you tried Bergdorf Goodman? You can shop there online.

    It where all the REALLY Gay guys shop.



    Bergdorf's is for women. And I don't care if they sell men's clothes there, I'm referring to the public impression of the place. Because ya know, I'm the sole arbiter and decider of what the planet's impression as a whole is of a place.
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    Mar 07, 2012 4:15 PM GMT
    Anduru saidI'm in a fashion business course in college and girls in my classes have mentioned that they thought I was heterosexual before they got to know me!!

    I don't get it, I try my best to look as gay as possible without being a flaming twinkie but apparently it is just not enough because people think that I am straight!!!

    Please help! What can I do?
    ok really? this is so stupid. how about you just wear a tee shirt that says i am gay on it. that will let everyone know that you are gay.
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    Mar 07, 2012 4:15 PM GMT
    tuffguyndc said
    Anduru saidI'm in a fashion business course in college and girls in my classes have mentioned that they thought I was heterosexual before they got to know me!!

    I don't get it, I try my best to look as gay as possible without being a flaming twinkie but apparently it is just not enough because people think that I am straight!!!

    Please help! What can I do?
    ok really? this is so stupid. how about you just wear a tee shirt that says i am gay on it. that will let everyone know that you are gay.


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    Mar 07, 2012 4:18 PM GMT
    I think I must look too straight. It´s the only explanation i can think of for never being hit on by guys anywhere ever.
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    Mar 07, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    Just make this face when girls speak to you:

    vagina-justin-beiber-demotivational-post
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    Mar 07, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    they are trying to find out if your really gay. your pictures scream gay, you do not have to try hard just be yourself.
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    Mar 07, 2012 5:02 PM GMT
    Wear this everywhere.

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    Mar 07, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cash said

    Have you tried Bergdorf Goodman? You can shop there online.

    It where all the REALLY Gay guys shop.



    Bergdorf's is for women. And I don't care if they sell men's clothes there, I'm referring to the public impression of the place. Because ya know, I'm the sole arbiter and decider of what the planet's impression as a whole is of a place.


    Well, THAT explains alot.

    Could you write 10 or 12 tedious paragraphs on the subject including erroneous details and useless facts and figures?

    Don't forget to throw in a coupla useless personal anecdotes that go nowhere.

    And please, keep it as dry and dull as possible. THAT is the mark of great story-telling!!!!

    Also, don't be sober while writing. Nobody wants to read a coherent post!!!!

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    Mar 07, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    Young_Sir saidJust make this face when girls speak to you:

    vagina-justin-beiber-demotivational-post


    Combination of two things that disgust me and scare me... make me laugh out loud together!
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    Mar 07, 2012 5:16 PM GMT
    Anduru saidI'm in a fashion business course in college and girls in my classes have mentioned that they thought I was heterosexual before they got to know me!!

    I don't get it, I try my best to look as gay as possible without being a flaming twinkie but apparently it is just not enough because people think that I am straight!!!

    Please help! What can I do?


    So carry a better purse, bitch.

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