THE gay lifestyle...
You have to be effeminate and into all kinds of diva music and be very emo.
You have to be very masculine and like metal tunes and go hunting wearing steel wool undies on weekends.
You have to be married to your gay partner and have kids and live in a house and go to work every day in your jobs as doctor, lawyer etc.
You have to be single, and loving to meet all kinds of men for wild fun.
You have to be single and waiting for just the right kind of guy to come along in your life and in the meantime get into all kinds of intellectual and humanitarian endeavors.
You have to have few if no gay friends and just enjoy life with all your straight buds.
...and there's more. Pick one.