This ever happen to you in the morning? It's a man thing!

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    Mar 10, 2012 1:15 PM GMT
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    Where you wake up with extreme morning wood but have to pee really, really, REALLY bad at the same time? This morning I had to do some really weird contortions to not splash the tile! icon_lol.gif
  • commoncoll

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    Mar 10, 2012 1:21 PM GMT
    Why don't you just sit?
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    Mar 10, 2012 1:25 PM GMT
    commoncoll saidWhy don't you just sit?


    At the angle it was up at, I would still have to do all sorts of strange contortions not to get it on myself. Better to do the old Steve Carrel bend over and push it down move! icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 10, 2012 1:27 PM GMT
    This is what shower stalls are for...
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    Mar 10, 2012 3:03 PM GMT
    sashaman said


    i do this every morning.
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    Mar 10, 2012 3:03 PM GMT
    jayhusker saidThis is what shower stalls are for...


    no its not. gross.
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    Mar 10, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
    I have this problem, but not every morning. I turn myself into a sort of inverted U and bend over forward. Sitting down wouldn't work - - it would just go all over my chin. Never thought about the shower............I guess that would be okay as long as you turned on the water and rinsed it all down.
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    Mar 10, 2012 3:12 PM GMT
    Oh god yeah.........the hardships of being a bloke.
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    Mar 10, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    Just think of your grandma naked and that will turn the wuood into jello. lol
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    Mar 10, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    When that happens, I just hold it until I'm outside doing chores.







    ...or just "enjoy" it.
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    Mar 10, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    I hardly ever wake up with a hard on. Maybe its because I get off just before I pass out every night.

    Helps me sleep + I dont have to worry about this "problem" in the morning.
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    Mar 10, 2012 5:17 PM GMT
    luca69 saidJust think of your grandma naked and that will turn the wuood into jello. lol


    Uh oh ... if it doesn't?
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    Mar 10, 2012 5:32 PM GMT
    Of course, every man struggles with that.
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    Mar 10, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
    Brando saidI hardly ever wake up with a hard on. Maybe its because I get off just before I pass out every night.

    Helps me sleep + I dont have to worry about this "problem" in the morning.

    Me too... :/
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:31 PM GMT
    I can't pee when hard. Am I the only one?
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidI can't pee when hard. Am I the only one?



    No
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    luca69 saidJust think of your grandma naked and that will turn the wuood into jello. lol


    god-dammit you killed mine!

    but yeah, good idea icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:36 PM GMT
    I pray to St. Jude! icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:38 PM GMT
    makinmyway saidI pray to St. Jude! icon_lol.gif

    What does that mean? ... icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:39 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidI can't pee when hard. Am I the only one?


    I had to wait for it to deflate a bit. Can't do it fully hard either.
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    Yeah, it is great/sucks. Great because it goes to full-mast and blood is circulating properly.

    I hate when this happens in the middle of night because then I end up being completely awake while it goes down enough for me to sit down.
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:42 PM GMT
    Ha ha ha. I HATE that!!! I usually try to aim it downward or make my hands into fists to try and draw blood to them. Ha ha ha. Ugh.
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    Mar 10, 2012 7:43 PM GMT
    It's worse if you decide to go pee..and you are already intentionally aroused..and sort of , in a rush,....that's when the sink is ok !!
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    Mar 10, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    trust me, with age it doesn't happen as often!
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    Mar 10, 2012 9:51 PM GMT
    commoncoll saidWhy don't you just sit?
    lol this won't work. the angle it points up at won't allow it.

    best is to just wait about 5min and hope you go softer a bit lol