My Well-Endowed Boss

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    Jul 09, 2008 5:15 AM GMT
    OK, not to sound like a broken record, but my new job as Membership Advisor for Gold's Gym has all the perks a gay man would dream about.

    My new boss, "CR" is a really nice guy.

    "CR" is tall, 6'4" to be exact and white - kinda nerdy but in that confindent kind of way.

    He's not quite built like an Adonis, but heck...with a package like his, I would care less about body shape.

    It's so evident, I can tell when he does or does not wear undergarments. And the boy gots RELIGION!! He's cut!

    Just looking at the protuding shape, it's obvious he has to "roll" and "tuck" it away in whatever remaining fabric is left in his boxer shorts.

    You can't hide quality like that!! I find it both enticing, yet distracting.

    Who here has the same "dilema"?



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    Jul 09, 2008 7:06 AM GMT
    Shouldn't you be concentrating on exercising? icon_biggrin.gif
  • GQjock

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    Jul 09, 2008 9:37 AM GMT
    Sounds like you're F**ked no matter which way this turns out icon_cool.gif

    Either he's gay and he'll like you oogling his "package"

    ... or he's str8 and you'll be out of a job icon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 09, 2008 11:31 AM GMT
    Probably a good idea to focus on your job. I agree with GQ, if he's straight and picks up on it, he may move to get rid of you as an employee.

    I'm not telling you not to notice, but do it with some decorum. Its not the kind of thing you want to do in the workplace, regardless of if it is an office, a factory or gym.
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    Jul 09, 2008 11:40 AM GMT
    Jadamo saidOK, not to sound like a broken record, but my new job as Membership Advisor for Gold's Gym has all the perks a gay man would dream about.

    My new boss, "CR" is a really nice guy.

    "CR" is tall, 6'4" to be exact and white - kinda nerdy but in that confindent kind of way.

    He's not quite built like an Adonis, but heck...with a package like his, I would care less about body shape.

    It's so evident, I can tell when he does or does not wear undergarments. And the boy gots RELIGION!! He's cut!

    Just looking at the protuding shape, it's obvious he has to "roll" and "tuck" it away in whatever remaining fabric is left in his boxer shorts.

    You can't hide quality like that!! I find it both enticing, yet distracting.

    Who here has the same "dilema"?





    cant say I've ever had anything like that.

    My boss is my boss, I never look at them like that no matter how attractive.

    I'd eco HndsmKansan sentiments.
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    Jul 09, 2008 1:49 PM GMT
    All of my boss' have been women and all the guy boss' I have known throughout my job's I have never been attracted to them. They may have been large under the belt...I wouldnt know. They wear pants that are formal fitting.
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    Jul 09, 2008 2:02 PM GMT
    I'm covert when it comes to examining the goods. But when I'm sitting at my desk and he's standing within inches of my face...it feels almost as if he's welcoming me to look.

    Which reminds me...I don't even know his story. Today I'll investigate his identity to see if he's str8 or gay.

    The other day, my cheesy joke made him turn red with embarrassment, but laughed it off.

    I asked him "What's the differenct between a Rhino and a Madda-baby?"

    He gave me this quick confused look, pauses, brings his face up to mine within inches and asked, "What's a Madda-baby?"

    I replied..."Whoa!, Nothing, what's the "madda" with you?!"

    He took the punch line, smiled a grin and said he'd get me back with a prank of his own. THe Front desk girls were laughing, saying that no one has ever been able to out-fool him in years.

    I suppose this is harmless office fun, right?