What would you wanna do to me ?

  • Dawie

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    Mar 14, 2012 12:21 PM GMT
    What would you wanna do to me ? If you can have me for a day ?
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    Mar 14, 2012 12:34 PM GMT
    #desperate #attentionwhore #ac2394
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    Mar 14, 2012 12:36 PM GMT
    Make you clean my house... oh yeah.

    Then send you to the grocery store to get me eggs and oatmeal... oh fuck yeah.

    Maybe get all dirty and nasty... have you change my oil. Shit it's getting hot in here.
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    Mar 14, 2012 9:48 PM GMT
    Larkin saidMake you clean my house... oh yeah.

    Then send you to the grocery store to get me eggs and oatmeal... oh fuck yeah.

    Maybe get all dirty and nasty... have you change my oil. Shit it's getting hot in here.


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    Mar 14, 2012 11:16 PM GMT
    Oh boy, this is going to be FUN and SEXUAL!

    First thing I'd want to do is to sit down in a chair. Then when you get nice and comfortable I'm going to throw eggs at you, then I'll roll you out into the sun and see if they'll cook on you.

    If that doesn't work, I guess I'll just have to drive my Hummer over you and well if you still want to play this game maybe I can push you off Niagara Falls! OK, I guess you don't like the pain in this super sexy time we're having so how about I finish the job and tie you up and force you to watch TV static for the rest of the day I own you while constantly poking you on your cheek with a knife!
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    id make you do my homework.
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    This may be the most dangerous question ever asked on RJ. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:20 PM GMT
    I'd make you clean my house, delete this pathetic attention whore thread, then make me sandwich and GTFO.
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:21 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidI'd make you clean my house, delete this pathetic attention whore thread, then make me sandwich and GTFO.


    This, except delete the pathetic attention whore thread first please.
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    I thought attention whoring was a time-honored tradition on RJ? (Says the shameless attention whore who is trying to get some attention around here!)
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:24 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidThis may be the most dangerous question ever asked on RJ. icon_twisted.gif


    Eh... Somebody else asked this too before.
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI thought attention whoring was a time-honored tradition on RJ?


    The way you do it is by posting sweaty, half naked pics of yourself with the caption "Sup brahs! just me chillaxin after gettin my swole on at the gym!".
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:26 PM GMT
    I would break your glasses, they don't suit you, you look much better without glasses icon_biggrin.gif . Any sexxxual stuff, I'll pass, I reckon, you'e a bottom and I'm a bottom too so we can't do anything LOL icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:27 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidThe way you do it is by posting sweaty, half naked pics of yourself with the caption "Sup brahs! just me chillaxin after gettin my swole on at the gym!".


    What if my sweaty, half-naked pics aren't fit for public consumption? What do I do then? Uggos need attention too, ya know! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:37 PM GMT
    Dawie saidWhat would you wanna do to me ? If you can have me for a day ?


    First off, I'd have you take your clothes off...
    Then have you lay down in bed spread eagle so I can eat your ass while I jerk your cock, make you squirm and whimper and beg for more... Then I'm gonna force feed you with my Hard cock, have you work on the head, to my balls, suck on each then to my dick again, suck it till I can't hold it anymore, I shoot my hot load down your throat! SWALLOW IT WHORE!!!
    Then I proceed to eat your ass again till you're good and ready, get my cock in there and Fuck you Hard! Sideways, Doggie, Cowgirl, on my leather swing, I fuck you in every different position possible, in every room of my house, ending in my dungeon where I have you chained to the wall or on my pool table, till you shoot all over it! See all the mess you made! Now LICK IT!!! Lick it clean you PIG!!!
    Then I fuck you harder, faster, till I shoot again, all over your face, your open mouth!

    And that's only breakfast...
    Oh yeah, you're serving my buddies too, they're coming over...icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Dawie saidWhat would you wanna do to me ? If you can have me for a day ?


    First off, I'd have you take your clothes off...
    Then have you lay down in bed spread eagle so I can eat your ass while I jerk your cock, make you squirm and whimper and beg for more... Then I'm gonna force feed you with my Hard cock, have you work on the head, to my balls, suck on each then to my dick again, suck it till I can't hold it anymore, I shoot my hot load down your throat! SWALLOW IT WHORE!!!
    Then I proceed to eat your ass again till you're good and ready, get my cock in there and Fuck you Hard! Sideways, Doggie, Cowgirl, on my leather swing, I fuck you in every different position possible, in every room of my house, ending in my dungeon where I have you chained to the wall or on my pool table, till you shoot all over it! See all the mess you made! Now LICK IT!!! Lick it clean you PIG!!!
    Then I fuck you harder, faster, till I shoot again, all over your face, your open mouth!

    And that's only breakfast...
    Oh yeah, you're serving my buddies too, they're coming over...icon_twisted.gif


    OH GOSH icon_eek.gif Maybe you should've sent him a private email, well at least I lost my appetite so thanks!
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    Pimp your ass out and make me some money!
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    Send you home? Tell you no thanks? lol icon_razz.gif Of course don't take it too hard, it's just my opinion
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:54 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Dawie saidWhat would you wanna do to me ?

    Donate your organs to people waiting for surgery.

    But yeah, I'd also make you delete this attention whoring thread first.


    Ding, ding, ding... This wins the best post yet folks. The OP asks what we want to do 'to him" not have him do for us...

    The normal grammar police will be proud!!!!

    To the OP - I know that you are new. These types of threads go over -well, just like this. But don't let that run you off... icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Mar 14, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    Send you to a seminar on building self-esteem.
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    Mar 15, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    onaquest said
    yourname2000 said
    Dawie saidWhat would you wanna do to me ?

    Donate your organs to people waiting for surgery.

    But yeah, I'd also make you delete this attention whoring thread first.


    Ding, ding, ding... This wins the best post yet folks. The OP asks what we want to do 'to him" not have him do for us...



    Ok. I'd put him in a servant position to delete the attention whore thread, clean my house, make me a sammich and GTFO. There, I did it to him.
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    Mar 15, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    Put him in a closet and ask him to count to infinity with no potty breaks.
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    Mar 15, 2012 12:13 AM GMT
    Return you and ask if I could exchange for someone else?
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    Mar 15, 2012 12:14 AM GMT
    Isn't there some movie with Rosie O'Donnell where this hot guy comes up to her and asks what can he do to make her fantasies come true...
    Her answer:
    "Paint my house."
    just sayin'
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    Mar 15, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
    "What would you wanna do to me ?"

    I would extract your fingers from your keyboard or touchpad, breaking them one by one, until all 10 are useless even for the most mundane of tasks, like jerking off.

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