10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Stay Illegal

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    Mar 18, 2012 2:46 PM GMT
    http://www.stopgeek.com/top-10-reasons-gay-marriage-should-be-illegal.html

    Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

    01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

    02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

    07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    0icon_cool.gif Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

    09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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    Mar 18, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    LMAO!
  • a303guy

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    Mar 18, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
    Great post, and so true. There was a video on youtube for awhile that had this list as its script, I tried to find it this morning but no luck.

    Personally, I wish they would quit calling it 'gay' marriage. To me, it should just be 'marriage.'

    I really dont want to be 'gay married' to my partner.

    end mini-rant.

  • Mar 18, 2012 3:11 PM GMT
    Old but good, I lol'd
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:13 PM GMT
    a303guy, they call it gay marriage to highlight who is wanting to get married. Like the term interracial marriage. icon_wink.gif



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    Mar 18, 2012 3:25 PM GMT
    meninlove said a303guy, they call it gay marriage to highlight who is wanting to get married. Like the term interracial marriage. icon_wink.gif





    True enough - i guess it will just take time. Pretty much nobody talks about interracial marriage anymore. (at least in more enlightened areas of the US...)
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    a303guy said
    meninlove said a303guy, they call it gay marriage to highlight who is wanting to get married. Like the term interracial marriage. icon_wink.gif





    True enough - i guess it will just take time. Pretty much nobody talks about interracial marriage anymore. (at least in more enlightened areas of the US...)



    Bingo. icon_wink.gif Up here it was called gay marriage by some and now it's just........marriage.


    -Doug
  • DesireIron

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    Mar 18, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    Dont forget to work Abraham into the discussion. He married his sister and shagged the kitchen help ... icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:30 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidLMAO!


    I love it lol. This makes my day!! Thank you for sharing that was very funny!! Enjoy your weekendicon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    a303guy said
    meninlove said a303guy, they call it gay marriage to highlight who is wanting to get married. Like the term interracial marriage. icon_wink.gif





    True enough - i guess it will just take time. Pretty much nobody talks about interracial marriage anymore. (at least in more enlightened areas of the US...)

    It's getting better in less inlightened areas, as well. Not as good as it should be, but better.
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:32 PM GMT
    And dont forget to work Abraham into the sanctity of marriage. He married his sister and shagged the kitchen help.

    And Solomon, with his seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines.
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:42 PM GMT
    Reason 11, Americans can keep admiring Canadians. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 18, 2012 3:47 PM GMT
    While we're at it, why don't we ban interracial marriage again? I mean, who wants all these little mixed people running around making everyone envious with our year-round tans, gorgeous skin, and beautiful features?
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    Mar 18, 2012 4:10 PM GMT
    12) The original meaning of the word gay was happy, so making gay marriage legal would totally destroy the unhappy nature of most marriages today.
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    Mar 18, 2012 4:16 PM GMT
    Reason 11 ... Lawyers won't be able to make a fortune on gay marriages as we argue over the underwear in our drawer. I'm feeling very negative about any type of marriage now. It's easy to get in to and hard to get out of.

    Yeah make it illegal....aahhhhh
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    Mar 18, 2012 6:28 PM GMT
    I don't accept to term or concept many call gay marriage, as by putting gay into the hetrosexual institution of marriage you have already made a name change from just marriage. So I belive and feel a complete move should be made and we homosexuals adopt the term and policy of Civil Unions. So it's not that one is anti homosexual unions, just anti marriage.
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    Mar 18, 2012 6:30 PM GMT
    TrueBlueAussie saidblah blah blah
    No one wants to hear your 'bona-fide' baloney.
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    Mar 18, 2012 6:47 PM GMT
    Yup, that's it. Civilization has all but collapsed in Canada, The Netherlands, Spain, and the individual states where marriage between same-sex couples is permitted by law... icon_lol.gif

    Sigh... the power of repetition to brain wash people is distressing. icon_cry.gif
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    Mar 18, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    TrueBlueAussie saidblah blah blah
    No one wants to hear your 'bona-fide' baloney.
    I do. I find his mindless drivel quite entertaining to read.

    ...when I'm wasted.icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 18, 2012 7:09 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark said
    TrueBlueAussie saidblah blah blah
    No one wants to hear your 'bona-fide' baloney.
    I do. I find his mindless drivel quite entertaining to read.

    ...when I'm wasted.icon_lol.gif
    If that's the case, then you shouldn't drink so much anymore, dear...lol. j/k
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    Mar 18, 2012 11:32 PM GMT
    BeingThePhoenix said
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark said
    TrueBlueAussie saidblah blah blah
    No one wants to hear your 'bona-fide' baloney.
    I do. I find his mindless drivel quite entertaining to read.

    ...when I'm wasted.icon_lol.gif
    If that's the case, then you shouldn't drink so much anymore, dear...lol. j/k
    Fixed.