Is cum as good a protean source as expensive drinks?

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    Mar 19, 2012 3:21 AM GMT
    My BF heard cum is as good or better for building muscle than those expensive drinks. So, now before and after ever workout, we take each other;s loads. It was fun at first, but this uses up a lot of our sex drive and is getting a little regimented. Does cum really work or is that a myth?
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    Mar 19, 2012 7:18 AM GMT
    There is a negligible amount of protein in semen.
  • agro

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    Mar 19, 2012 9:02 AM GMT
    If anything all semen has really is lipids and glucose/fructose... so you're probably better off without it.
  • mindblank

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    Mar 19, 2012 9:11 AM GMT
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_nutritional_content_of_human_semen
    http://www.medichatmd.com/blogs/nutrition-value-of-sperm.html

    I would say from experience that cumming anything up to 24hours before a work out will result in me having reduced vigour and prevent me being on top form.

    According to one of the links above, one teaspoon (normal sized amount?) of semen contains 150mg of protein. This is in milligrams. This is 0.150grams. That's such a small amount - you could get more protein out of a banana! Also it makes sense that both of you ejaculating just before doing physical activity - will not lead to top form for either of you. After you ejaculate there are hormones pumped round your body that relax you and incite you to rest. You can't stop this, just work with it.

    I think it's cute, but kind of silly, to swallow each others cum just before training. Try a handful of salted peanuts instead. Or a small lump of boiled chicken, or your protein shakes....
  • MikemikeMike

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    Mar 19, 2012 10:37 AM GMT
    I wonder how many other guys cum your b/f is downing???
  • johnsmith32

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    Mar 19, 2012 4:17 PM GMT
    The best way protein is what its protein to calories ratio is. You want to look for a product that has a high protein to calorie ratio. This means that the product is not filled with fats and sugars. To determine this ratios simply divide the number of protein grams per serving by the number of calories per serving.
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    Mar 19, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    f18jock saidMy BF heard cum is as good or better for building muscle than those expensive drinks. So, now before and after ever workout, we take each other;s loads. It was fun at first, but this uses up a lot of our sex drive and is getting a little regimented. Does cum really work or is that a myth?
    It depends on the amount of cum. Please post a video showing the amount of cum you're eating so we can make an accurate assessment.
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    Mar 23, 2012 5:18 PM GMT
    Why go for his 150 mg of protein when you can suck my VITA-DICK because my jizz is fortified with all the vitamins and nutrients - Protein, Creatine, Glutamine, Potassium, B-Complex and much more - for your growing muscles in one load! You can suck it before your workout for ENERGY and STAMINA throughout your workout! After your workout, suck my dick to REFUEL and REPLENISH your hard earned muscles! You'll also sleep better at night.

    You'll also get a FREE t-shirt that says, I SUCK VITA-DICK! If you suck my dick NOW, you'll get an unlimited supply of my cum and another t-shirt that says, I'M A SUCKER!

    Side effects may include:

    - Pubic Flossing
    - Prolong Sucking
    - Jaw Aches and Pains
    - Gullibilty
    - Ignorance
    - Latent Enlightment
    - Oral Fixation and Addiction
    - Orgasmic Dependency (that's for me)

    So c'mon SUCK NOW! My VITA-DICK is standing by!
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    Mar 23, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
    protean /ˈprōtēən/

    Adjective:

    Tending or able to change frequently or easily.
    Able to do many different things; versatile.
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    Mar 24, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
    That's a lie weirdos tell you cuz they want you to swallow. I never understood why tops are so obsessed with me swallowing ewwwww.
  • Hipshot

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    Mar 24, 2012 1:26 PM GMT
    Drinking protein shakes will make your cum taste sweet.
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    Mar 26, 2012 10:38 PM GMT
    f18jock saidMy BF heard cum is as good or better for building muscle than those expensive drinks. So, now before and after ever workout, we take each other;s loads. It was fun at first, but this uses up a lot of our sex drive and is getting a little regimented. Does cum really work or is that a myth?



    LOL I don't know if you are serious with this question but I laughed so hard my dog started to howl.

    Gotta drink up a huge glass to build those muscles
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    Mar 27, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    Cum is... good for you? O_O
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    Mar 27, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    bigeasydude saidWhy go for his 150 mg of protein when you can suck my VITA-DICK because my jizz is fortified with all the vitamins and nutrients - Protein, Creatine, Glutamine, Potassium, B-Complex and much more - for your growing muscles in one load! You can suck it before your workout for ENERGY and STAMINA throughout your workout! After your workout, suck my dick to REFUEL and REPLENISH your hard earned muscles! You'll also sleep better at night.

    You'll also get a FREE t-shirt that says, I SUCK VITA-DICK! If you suck my dick NOW, you'll get an unlimited supply of my cum and another t-shirt that says, I'M A SUCKER!

    Side effects may include:

    - Pubic Flossing
    - Prolong Sucking
    - Jaw Aches and Pains
    - Gullibilty
    - Ignorance
    - Latent Enlightment
    - Oral Fixation and Addiction
    - Orgasmic Dependency (that's for me)

    So c'mon SUCK NOW! My VITA-DICK is standing by!


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    Ive heard it is a great moisturiser for the skin? does your product help with that too?
  • DR2K

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    Mar 27, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
    A spoonful of semen helps the protien go down.
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    Mar 27, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    Really?


    Fugging Really, people ...?


    A no-photos account with one post ... posting about swapping cum for the protein value pre-workout?


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    Mar 27, 2012 4:51 PM GMT
    The late actress Mae West allegedly thought semen was good for her complexion, would "milk" the muscle boys she kept around her, the backups from her stage act during her final years.
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    Mar 27, 2012 7:25 PM GMT
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    Mar 27, 2012 10:50 PM GMT
    Hypnotico saidThat's a lie weirdos tell you cuz they want you to swallow. I never understood why tops are so obsessed with me swallowing ewwwww.


    Making a boy swallow a load is overrated. I mean ... he swallows, and... that's it.

    Might as well just zip up and leave.

    But forcing it in his mouth just as you shoot your load, and then watching it drip back out of the corners of his mouth ... and then smearing the remains accross the philtrum of his upper lip and down the sides of his face as you slap the last bit of cum off your cock onto his face.... that's much more satisfying.

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    Mar 28, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    f18jock saidMy BF heard cum is as good or better for building muscle than those expensive drinks. So, now before and after ever workout, we take each other;s loads. It was fun at first, but this uses up a lot of our sex drive and is getting a little regimented. Does cum really work or is that a myth?


    Wow. Just wow.
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    Mar 28, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
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    Hypnotico saidThat's a lie weirdos tell you cuz they want you to swallow. I never understood why tops are so obsessed with me swallowing ewwwww.


    Making a boy swallow a load is overrated. I mean ... he swallows, and... that's it.

    Might as well just zip up and leave.

    But forcing it in his mouth just as you shoot your load, and then watching it drip back out of the corners of his mouth ... and then smearing the remains accross the philtrum of his upper lip and down the sides of his face as you slap the last bit of cum off your cock onto his face.... that's much more satisfying.

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    You have SUCH a way with words! (swoon!)