Can gay guys burp

  • LarsReginald

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    Mar 19, 2012 5:08 AM GMT
    Is there a gay guy out there that can actually beat this freaky chick. I feel less masculine after seeing this...
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    Mar 19, 2012 5:11 AM GMT
    That ho be an amateur.

    Plus she was amplified. I could take her.
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    Mar 19, 2012 5:18 AM GMT
    If I try to burp hard I throw up a little D:
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    Mar 19, 2012 5:44 AM GMT
    I heard if you're gay you can't burp. Maybe that's just a rumor though :O
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    Mar 19, 2012 10:42 AM GMT
    Josh1992 saidI heard if you're gay you can't burp. Maybe that's just a rumor though icon_surprised.gif

    Rumor, possibly caused by gay men politely putting their hand up to their mouth when they burp. A straight man burps with his mouth uncovered, so you not only can hear it better, but can smell what's in his stomach if you're close enough.
  • Trauts

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    Mar 19, 2012 11:03 AM GMT
    Yes, we burp rainbows

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  • McMacster

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    Mar 19, 2012 11:44 AM GMT
    i can burp louder than a starting plane icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 12:33 PM GMT

    I don't see why is it an issue when it comes to gay...burp? somebody tell me..
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    Mar 19, 2012 12:58 PM GMT
    everyone burps.....
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    Mar 19, 2012 1:02 PM GMT
    Yes, but if they've been out all night during Fleet Week, don't ask them to fart!!icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 2:04 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger saidThat ho be an amateur.

    Plus she was amplified. I could take her.


    A little diet coke or pepsi and I could easily beat that and have! I can rattle the walls.

    I don’t have to tell you what a quadruple bean chicken burrito at Chipotle can do, butT it take about 30 minutes to start brewing. However, for whatever reason, I’ve never been able to do stereo.
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    Mar 19, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
    I can often burp repeatedly and on cue after a meal. Grand fun. We used to compete growing up for loudest/longest belch. I have to say, my little sister always won.
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    Mar 19, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    McMacster saidi can burp louder than a starting plane icon_twisted.gif
    I can burp louder than a Lear 25 (google it).
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    Mar 19, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    I excel in all the gas related arts.
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    Mar 19, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    I can get through the entire alphabet in one giant belch.
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    Mar 19, 2012 3:19 PM GMT
    The secret to a good long burp is to inhale a bunch of air just before you do it.
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    Mar 19, 2012 3:23 PM GMT
    I've always understood that in classic Chinese culture it's a compliment to your host to burp after a meal. If that's true, I certainly know how to say "Thank You" in Chinese. icon_biggrin.gif
  • fitartistsf

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    Mar 19, 2012 3:25 PM GMT
    Dallasfan824 saidI excel in all the gas related arts.


    ... As do I... AND, if a guy doesn't fart in bed, well, he's not a real man in my book!
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    Mar 19, 2012 3:32 PM GMT
    fitartistsf said
    Dallasfan824 saidI excel in all the gas related arts.


    ... As do I... AND, if a guy doesn't fart in bed, well, he's not a real man in my book!



    Ahhhhhh shit ... a dutch oven
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:15 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidI've always understood that in classic Chinese culture it's a compliment to your host to burp after a meal. If that's true, I certainly know how to say "Thank You" in Chinese. icon_biggrin.gif
    We should eat Mexican food next time I'm home. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:34 PM GMT
    Yes, gay men can burp, but usually try to refrain from doing so as it causes people in the general area to ask, "Does it smell like sex in here?"
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:39 PM GMT
    Despite my gentlemen's manners, I have to so self aware after eating and drinking cause my burps come out of nowhere, and carry distance loudly. icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    Gay guys don't burp just like girls don't poo.
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:46 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidYes, gay men can burp, but usually try to refrain from doing so as it causes people in the general area to ask, "Does it smell like sex in here?"


    Worse yet is if they do that when you fart.
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    Mar 19, 2012 4:56 PM GMT
    ...there's a girl who I used to work with who burped all the time and people thought it was me because of how loud and obnoxious it was. Never suspected a 5'2" wholesome girl.