Say something SEXY, then something NOT SO SEXY

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    Mar 19, 2012 10:17 PM GMT
    Man, I just wanna strip down to some hot square cuts and wrap my legs around a guy and SQUEEZE him till he's gasping for breath, then lock lips and suck what air he has left out of him!

    Not so sexy:
    I just cut my toenails, I'm ready to go!

    Your turn. icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 11:07 PM GMT
    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

    I just threw up in my mouth a little icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 11:30 PM GMT
    I can't wait till I get myself inside you...

    But let me drop the kids off at the pool first!!!
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    Mar 19, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    I'm gonna flex my biceps so tight that you'll think you're groping boulders then you grope them.

    Funny thing is, you ARE groping boulders, because I left town 3 hrs ago while you weren't looking. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 19, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI can't wait till I get myself inside you...

    But let me drop the kids off at the pool first!!!
    I've actually experienced that one in real life. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 20, 2012 12:18 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidYour ass is on fire


    Where's the Preparation H


    LOL!icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 20, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    GOD, you turn me on so much you make my asshole quiver. I can't wait for you to fill me up!!

    But, before that, I have to feed my grandmother bacon while she takes her bath.. Won't take long.
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    Mar 20, 2012 12:27 AM GMT
    LAGuy1979 saidGOD, you turn me on so much you make my asshole quiver. I can't wait for you to fill me up!!

    But, before that, I have to feed my grandmother bacon while she takes her bath.. Won't take long.
    The 2nd line is actually sexy to me because it shows how much you love your grandma. icon_biggrin.gif
  • barriehomeboy

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    Mar 20, 2012 12:29 AM GMT
    I love fucking a hot guy while I'm leaning down and sucking him off at the same time. I love taking his load in my mouth, then kissing him and feeding him his own cum just as I pull out of him and shoot wads of cum all over his abs and face.

    Oh, if that's you, your mother is knocking on the door.
  • Timbales

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    Mar 20, 2012 12:39 AM GMT
    I am going to fuck you so deep and hard your toes will curl and you won't be able to form coherent words


    but first I need to pick up dog shit in the back yard.
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    Mar 20, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    You jackhammered my ass so good I chipped a tooth on the bed frame.

    That anal fissure is gonna take a while to heal, though.
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    Mar 20, 2012 1:30 AM GMT
    I am going to ride you until your eyes roll to the back of your head as you scream and moan my name over...and over...and over again. I am going to drain you dry...

    Oh but before that can i borrow your douche? I just had taco bell...
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    Mar 20, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    Let's go fuck...

    After you change your grandfather's diaper.