Man Boobs

  • Slickdog21

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    Mar 26, 2012 5:27 AM GMT
    Hey everyone!
    So, I have this little "problem" that at first is seemingly entertaining but upon closer inspection has proven to be quite painful. I have pretty large pecs and over the past year, I've found it hard to move up and down a staircase, run, and even jog without feeling the pain of my pecs bouncing up and down!
    I used to flatter myself and brag about how awesome it was that I could bounce my pecs, but now they're just inconvenient and... painful!

    I'm posting this for laughs, but I also want to know how many of you weightlifting fanatics feel the same way I do about your pecs?
    I've observed that wearing a tight-fitting tanktop under my t-shirts helps to restrict the movement of the chest a lot, but I'm considering taking things to the next level. I'm going to invent the very first Man Strap! It will be a very tight compression bra built specifically for men. I'm sure that it will gain a lot of popularity in the bodybuilding community.
    What do you guys think?
  • abelian

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    Mar 26, 2012 5:30 AM GMT
    You need to be milked.
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    Mar 26, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    You need a bro bra. No, just do more push ups. Also, you are hot. This thread will yield about 5 million "so and so has hotlisted you" messages.
  • Slickdog21

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    Mar 26, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    Wow, I posted this 2 minutes ago and I already have a reply.
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    Mar 26, 2012 5:50 AM GMT
    Get breast reduction surgery and donate some to me...btw welcome aboard RJ...
  • DCEric

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    Mar 26, 2012 1:01 PM GMT
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  • ohioguy12

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    Mar 26, 2012 1:20 PM GMT
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    It's the manzier
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    Mar 26, 2012 1:39 PM GMT
    http://www.refinery29.com/the-mansiere-exists-a-mans-new

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    Mar 26, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    man boobies!! o((^_^))o
  • omgazn

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    Mar 26, 2012 2:15 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite saidhttp://www.refinery29.com/the-mansiere-exists-a-mans-new

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    Lolz this is awesome but they dont have my size!
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    Mar 26, 2012 2:24 PM GMT
    Hmmm that sounds unusual. You better let me inspect them. Trust me I'm a doctor
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    Mar 26, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    Have you tried doing push up on a regular basis (i.e. a lot of them each day). It suppose to decrease the "man boobs".
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    Mar 26, 2012 2:56 PM GMT
    I'd need to see more pics since I can't tell through your shirt, but if you have a serious problem you may consider asking your physician about gynecomastia.
  • Slickdog21

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    Mar 26, 2012 2:57 PM GMT
    Oh, don't get me wrong! My chest is hard and firm. I like it a lot actually. As a matter of fact, there's very little fat on my chest whatsoever. It's just the muscle that jumps up and down whenever I'm moving too quickly.
  • suedeheadscot

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    Mar 26, 2012 3:42 PM GMT
    Slickdog21 saidOh, don't get me wrong! My chest is hard and firm. I like it a lot actually. As a matter of fact, there's very little fat on my chest whatsoever. It's just the muscle that jumps up and down whenever I'm moving too quickly.


    Can you make one spin to the left and one spin to the right, like Elvira in her movie?? Maybe get some tassles and make a livin out of these puppies?

    Mine bounce too sometimes....means the gyms works!!
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    Mar 26, 2012 3:59 PM GMT
    I like this thread.
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    Mar 26, 2012 5:26 PM GMT
    boo hoo I'm so sad my muscles are so big they just get in the way


    FUCK YOU.


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    Alright then, now that I got that out... I don't' really have this problem at least it doesn't hurt.... and I'm not sure I've ever heard a guy complain about this lol.
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    Mar 26, 2012 5:32 PM GMT
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    Man boobs!
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    Mar 26, 2012 5:35 PM GMT
    Don't fret, Slickdog. We all got shortcomings. I got a "small" black woman's booty, and yes it can pop from the back and move side to side, and round and round >)
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    Mar 26, 2012 6:22 PM GMT
    Uberr_Bizzaro_O saidDon't fret, Slickdog. We all got shortcomings. I got a "small" black woman's booty, and yes it can pop from the back and move side to side, and round and round >)
    Pics or it isnt true.icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 26, 2012 6:22 PM GMT
    If you have pain from this, you better go see a doc. and if you're bouncing up and down stairs so much that ti's causing your muscles to bounce that much then you need to go see a pageant coach on how to walk correctly.
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    Mar 26, 2012 6:45 PM GMT
    Why don't you take off that itchy shirt so we can see what the problem is....
  • Slickdog21

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    Mar 26, 2012 7:27 PM GMT
    Wow, this topic's actually picking up really well. Again, I mostly posted this for laughs, but I guess it does have a serious aspect to it. Alright, new question!
    Do you guys prefer a shaven chest or a hairy chest?
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    Mar 26, 2012 7:28 PM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    Uberr_Bizzaro_O saidDon't fret, Slickdog. We all got shortcomings. I got a "small" black woman's booty, and yes it can pop from the back and move side to side, and round and round >)
    Pics or it isnt true.icon_lol.gif
    Thought I did, or do you need up close shots :S
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    Mar 26, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    is it kinda like this?

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