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    Mar 29, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
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    Mar 29, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    Why are there all of those beads? How does that help the douching? Maybe it's supposed to be a sexual activity? Thrusting with water inside? HMMMM icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 29, 2012 4:51 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said...
    Works like a hot damn. icon_twisted.gif
    Maybe so, but not anywhere near as good as Hot Damn 100. icon_cool.gif

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    Mar 29, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    I actually own it. It's a regular bulb douche, which, have obviously worked for decades or a century so I don't know why someone would say they're useless. I think it's good for travel.
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    Mar 29, 2012 6:27 AM GMT
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    Ariodante saidI actually own it. It's a regular bulb douche, which, have obviously worked for decades or a century so I don't know why someone would say they're useless. I think it's good for travel.

    I bought one of these bottle-styled ones first. And it was useless (just my opinion). The difference between the two is literally the difference between a turkey baster and a garden hose: if you're trying to scrape the stalactites and stalagmites out of a big ol' dark, dank and dirty man cave, you want the hose....believe me. icon_eek.gif

    Frankly, if there was a model that came with a small-armed midget to squeegy my insides out afterwards, I'd have bought that one instead. Don't cheap out. This is one appliance you might actually use more than your toaster oven.


    Quoted for truth. Dave's insides are so clean they practically shine! icon_cool.gif

    Don't cheap-out... There really is a huge difference!
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    Mar 29, 2012 6:30 AM GMT
    intensity69 saidDave's insides are so clean they practically shine! icon_cool.gif


    You should put this on the next Christmas card of you two.
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    Mar 29, 2012 6:38 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    intensity69 saidDave's insides are so clean they practically shine! icon_cool.gif


    You should put this on the next Christmas card of you two.


    LOL ... standards for RJ aren't quite the same as what I would say elsewhere icon_wink.gif

    We'll come up with something more contextually appropriate for Christmas, I'm sure. But maybe a racier something for our RJ brosefs. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 29, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
    You can go to CVS and get the generic bulb type (without the ridge attachment) for around $10-$12. I agree with Ariodante, that the main reason to get the bulb type is portability -- the shower attachment probably works a lot better, but you can't travel with it.

    Having said that, be prepared to spend a long time in the shower to completely clean yourself out... But when you're on the road, you make do.

    But to answer the OP's question -- yeah, I would totally use it.
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    Mar 29, 2012 9:36 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidUseless.

    Go for the shower attached models or don't waste your time or money.

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    Works like a hot damn. icon_twisted.gif


    +1 really those bulb things are justa novelty.
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    Mar 29, 2012 10:27 AM GMT
    How do you people know so much about this stuff? I'm actually 100 percent clueless when it comes to this subject matter - not sure if I'm supposed to feel bad about being out of the loop on this one though, lol.
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    Mar 29, 2012 10:41 AM GMT
    I have that exact douche, bought it a few years ago - though I don't personally like using it, the bf uses it though.

    I don't bottom often and when I do I like to make sure I am super-super clean, so I have a shower one, it's a silicone 'cup' that clips around the shower head and has a nozzle coming down from it - nozzle goes in the bum, filling it with water, then it all goes down the plughole, repeat until clean.

    The only problem with these things is leaving them in the bathroom and forgetting when you have guests round! We've not done that yet, we're always careful to put them away but I went round my bf's brother's place (who's also gay) a couple months ago and the douche was just sat there on the bathroom shelf, I don't know if he thought "Well, it's nothing new to them" or just forgot to put it away!

    They're a necessary evil as far as I'm concerned, I've never met a man who was squeaky clean for sex morning noon or night every time without fail naturally.
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    Mar 29, 2012 11:47 AM GMT
    holly crap whats all these scary home depot tools ..i dont wanna lose my virginity to this icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 29, 2012 2:06 PM GMT
    The travel types never carry enough water in the bulbs. I've even resorted to a coke bottle for a substitute douche lol. Works okay but the screw top isn't the most pleasant trip.
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    Mar 29, 2012 2:24 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidUseless.

    Go for the shower attached models or don't waste your time or money.

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    CleanStream.jpg

    Works like a hot damn. icon_twisted.gif

    Yes, stayed overnight with a guy who had one of these. When I took a shower and saw it I was puzzled about its purpose for several minutes, trying to figure out what it was (he had the perforated nozzle attached).

    I can still be so innocent (and clueless) at times. But when the light finally dawned it spelled POWER BOTTOM to me, which a night in his bed soon proved. And the cleanest bottom I ever had. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 29, 2012 5:54 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Ariodante saidI actually own it. It's a regular bulb douche, which, have obviously worked for decades or a century so I don't know why someone would say they're useless. I think it's good for travel.

    I bought one of these bottle-styled ones first. And it was useless (just my opinion). The difference between the two is literally the difference between a turkey baster and a garden hose: if you're trying to scrape the stalactites and stalagmites out of a big ol' dark, dank and dirty man cave, you want the hose....believe me. icon_eek.gif

    Frankly, if there was a model that came with a small-armed midget to squeegy my insides out afterwards, I'd have bought that one instead. Don't cheap out. This is one appliance you might actually use more than your toaster oven.


    That brings up a few questions. How often is safe? In other words if you have sex every day is it also safe to use to douche everyday before hand?

    ...and without sounding to crass, does using soap also enter the process?

    I imagine a lot of guys don't know the ins and outs of this process... much to the chagrin of their partners..
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    Mar 29, 2012 6:04 PM GMT
    Firebrand saidHow do you people know so much about this stuff? I'm actually 100 percent clueless when it comes to this subject matter - not sure if I'm supposed to feel bad about being out of the loop on this one though, lol.
    Make that 2 of us! icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 31, 2012 1:28 AM GMT
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    Firebrand saidHow do you people know so much about this stuff? I'm actually 100 percent clueless when it comes to this subject matter - not sure if I'm supposed to feel bad about being out of the loop on this one though, lol.
    Make that 2 of us! icon_eek.gif


    I think the majority of guys are out of this loop.
    The product in the original post is a Douche. The third post is an Enema.

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    A douche is meant to rinse out the rectum (the part where the penis will be housed). An enema rinses out the colon, pulling down any undigested food with it, which wouldn't have come out with a douche. The shower nozzles compensate for that by endlessly blasting the insides until there's nothing left but water. They can also cause water to be trapped temporarily and a visit to the toilet will be needed to expel it.

    Regular enemas are unhealthy.

    LONG explanation here:
    http://drbenkim.com/articles-enema.htm
    Quick sentence to explain here:
    "regular enemas can really mess up your colon's natural rhythm, called "peristalsis", which ... means the regular muscular contractions that move the shit down and out. Your colon has a certain way it wants to absorb the excess water from the digested (not rotted) food you've sent down, and sending two quarts of warm water up there to slosh around just confuses it, so it eventually quits trying."

    from straightdope.com

    What I don't understand about shower nozzle enemas is, what happens when the unpleasant stuff squirts out. I would expect it to make the shower drain stink. Or worse when the stuff coming out is too large to go down the drain. icon_confused.gif

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    Mar 31, 2012 11:17 AM GMT
    I think the streem master is best. Google it.

    I've tried all different kinds of douches.
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    Mar 31, 2012 9:36 PM GMT
    I have one of these and on the rare occassion that I want to bottom, I find it works great. I have never used the attachment though. Plus it is easy to pack for traveling.

    My question on the hose method, as one other poster has asked, is what happens to the water that is expelled? Do you stand in the bathtube/shower and it goes down the drain or is the tube long enough to reach over to your comode? Please enlighten me.

    Personally, I would not want to expel shit and water into my bathtub or shower. Seems like you would have to stand in it.

    With the bulb, you squeeze in the water and wait a couple of minutes and then walk to the toilet and expel everything. Usually takes about 3 bulbs of water to do the trick.
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    Mar 31, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
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    Two words. Fleet Naturals. With no chemicals like the regular enemas.
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    Apr 01, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
    Yourname2000, thanks for the explanation. I was afraid of that. Since I am an occassional user, I'll stick with the Colt.
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    Apr 01, 2012 6:38 AM GMT
    I don't understand what the big deal is regarding douching in the shower... because it lands in the tub. Sure, then you wash it down the drain...

    You wash your ass in the shower, right? Anything that was there lands in the tub, right?

    Also, if you're doing it right you start with douching, then move to the other parts of your body after having cleaned up the tub. So you have more soap and shampoo cleansing the whole area.
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    Apr 01, 2012 3:23 PM GMT
    I wouldn't wash my face in the toilet. That's the difference to me.
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    Apr 01, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
    Hypnotico said78f19ccb020e9c0fea69a9c4a5afde0bc08f.png

    Two words. Fleet Naturals. With no chemicals like the regular enemas.

    Fleet calls it a cleansing enema, not a laxative enema, like I took before my prostate surgery. So presumably it works mainly in the rectum, and doesn't induce the colon to evacuate. Not sure why they just don't call it a douche, then.

    I note the instructions for administering the Fleet Naturals are basically the same as for the laxative enema. I used the second position while in the tub, in case there was any spillage. I guess you've gotta have lots of towels under you on the floor if all you have is a shower stall. In both cases you then wait until the urge hits you, and use the toilet. Funny illustrations, though, and they were right on the outside of the box.

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    Apr 03, 2012 5:45 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidI wouldn't wash my face in the toilet. That's the difference to me.


    Ummm... are you rubbing your face on the porcelain-coated tub?

    Do you wash your ass while in the shower? Where is that all going, exactly? icon_rolleyes.gif