Bad Fruit..

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  Mar 30, 2012 1:52 AM GMT

  Oh the interpretations... but this one is quite literal...
  I was eating an orange and this happened
  
  Am I going to die?!?!?
  Has this ever happened to you?

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  Mar 30, 2012 1:56 AM GMT

  aevan87 saidOh the interpretations... but this one is quite literal...
  
  Am I going to die?!?!?
  

  
  Yes, you are going to die. Unless you are extra-terrestrial.

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  Mar 30, 2012 2:04 AM GMT

  I've had a watermelon explode when I cut into it. Also that joke about a worm in the apple? That's happened to me too. Sometimes I'm amazed I'm still alive considering how stupid I am with food.

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  Mar 30, 2012 2:23 AM GMT

  Stop buying fruit at Wal-Mart.
  
  Like srsly.
  
  I can't buy bananas there because they have over an 80% failure rate after the 2nd day.
  
  And one of these days I'll actually conduct an experiment to prove it.

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  Mar 30, 2012 3:45 AM GMT

  aevan87 saidAm I going to die?!?!?

  
  
  Is that an orange bug?
  
  
  
  What's the matter, Didn't your mother teach you to share your food?
  
  But this really is terrible. You've found the only orange in North America that hasn't been insecticided to death.
  
  I'll guess if the insect survived that orange, you will too.
  
  

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