How do you get a str8 friend to jerk off with you?

  • D122022

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    Mar 30, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
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    Mar 30, 2012 8:40 PM GMT
    Drugging him or a gun to his head have worked for me in the past.
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    Mar 30, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidDrugging him or a gun to his head have worked for me in the past.

    LOL you beat me to it!
  • douglasjames2

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    Mar 30, 2012 8:49 PM GMT
    just ask him.....
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    Mar 30, 2012 8:49 PM GMT
    lmfao.
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    Mar 30, 2012 8:52 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidDrugging him or a gun to his head have worked for me in the past.


    Oh my would that not constitute as rape?
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    Mar 30, 2012 9:03 PM GMT
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    Mar 30, 2012 9:52 PM GMT
    put on some str8 porn. wks every time....
  • bischero

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    Mar 30, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    Before I was out of the closet, I jacked off with a couple of my straight guy friends.

    Don't think that's going to happen any more lol.
  • D122022

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    Mar 30, 2012 10:11 PM GMT
    notadumbjock saidput on some str8 porn. wks every time....
    How many times has that worked for you? LOL
  • D122022

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    Mar 30, 2012 10:12 PM GMT
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    LMFAO
  • Havenjock80

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    Mar 30, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
    funny to say.. but str8 buds do the gayest thing when they know u wont put their business out... So tell them u are str8 and you want to jerk to some hot chick...
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    Mar 30, 2012 10:16 PM GMT
    D122022 said
    notadumbjock saidput on some str8 porn. wks every time....
    How many times has that worked for you? LOL


    idk...12teen times? maybe 20teen times? lost count, let me txt them and ask.
  • swimbikerun

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    Mar 30, 2012 10:29 PM GMT
    notadumbjock said
    D122022 said
    notadumbjock saidput on some str8 porn. wks every time....
    How many times has that worked for you? LOL


    idk...12teen times? maybe 20teen times? lost count, let me txt them and ask.
    I suspect this actually does work especially with young guys these days.
    Lock the bedroom door, throw on some porn, drop your pants and see what happens.
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    Mar 30, 2012 10:30 PM GMT
    notadumbjock saidput on some str8 porn. wks every time....


    This and another (one-time-only) challenger to see who has the bigger dick and/or who can shoot their wad the furthest.

    And a six pack of beer to lube/corrupt the brains of the "straight" guy in question.
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    Mar 30, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    swimbikerun said
    notadumbjock said
    D122022 said
    notadumbjock saidput on some str8 porn. wks every time....
    How many times has that worked for you? LOL


    idk...12teen times? maybe 20teen times? lost count, let me txt them and ask.
    I suspect this actually does work especially with young guys these days.
    Lock the bedroom door, throw on some porn, drop your pants and see what happens.



    Worked like a charm 20 yrs ago for me and a room full of other airmen (USAF) my age at the time.
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    Mar 30, 2012 10:48 PM GMT
    Wow. Just WOW!!!
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    Mar 30, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    Tenebrism said55schlitzbeer2.jpg

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    It used to always work for me icon_wink.gif
  • Timbales

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    Mar 30, 2012 11:31 PM GMT
    beer and straight porn
  • swimbikerun

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    Mar 30, 2012 11:52 PM GMT
    Put a $20 on the floor, the one the spurts the most on it wins! lol
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    Mar 30, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    Its easy. I did it with a bunch more hetros than I ever did with homos, but times have changed and that doesn't go on anymore.
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    Mar 30, 2012 11:58 PM GMT
    Make sure he you know which of your friends has a big time bitch for a girlfriend, listen to see how much he complains about not getting any; then invite him over for beers regularly. Eventually bring out the porn, then the rest should take care of itself... in theory.

    I'd just ask; if I cared to bother with a str8 j/o session. icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 31, 2012 12:01 AM GMT
    Use a +7 ax...obviously
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    Mar 31, 2012 8:32 PM GMT
    Had that happening a few times when I was a teenager. My friends didn't know I was gay tho
  • caljock2001

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    Mar 31, 2012 8:39 PM GMT
    Just ask me.