I'm doing it wrong?

  • LessObvious

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    Apr 01, 2012 11:27 PM GMT
    I got invited to this pool party next week and I really want to look my best so I have like 9 days to get my abs in shape but I never really worried abt that before so I called my ex to ask for help. Ya, hes my ex now, ever since that thing with the scale last week, but were working on trying to be "freinds" now. So anyways I call him to ask what I can to really make my abs pop for this party only I didnt say it was a party because he wasnt asked to go.

    So maybe he guesses something because hes in a really bad mood and he just snaps at me over the phone, and says "abs are all about what you eat, and crunches." I didnt really understand that so I asked him to explain and he just said "figure it out" and he hung up on me! So much for trying to be "freinds".

    Anyways, I didnt have any food at my place and I went to the supermarket. And Im going up and down the isles with my cart looking for the right foods. Alls I remember is he said to get stuff that was crunchy, so I found some pretzels and some chips, then over in the produce isle there were some little tiny carots, those have a real snap to em, and just to make sure on the way out I bought a big bag of ice, the twenty-pound one.

    I go home and start eating all this stuff, first the pretzels which were too salty so I crunched some ice down, then the chips, and I forgot to mention some of those wheat crackers, and then the carots, all while I was watching TV.

    But it didnt help at all! At the end of the night I just felt sick and when I went into the bathroom to look in the mirror it wasnt my abs sticking out it was my stomack!

    You guys have any advice??
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    Apr 01, 2012 11:32 PM GMT
    Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.



    This is a joke, right?
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    Apr 01, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    LessObvious saidYou guys have any advice??

    Just keep throwing it all up. You're abs will look great by the time that part rolls around.
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    Apr 02, 2012 12:48 AM GMT
    Funny troll is funny.

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    Apr 02, 2012 1:22 AM GMT
    Ignorable!
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    Apr 02, 2012 5:34 AM GMT
    Drink lots of water.

    Do lots of cocaine.

    I'm kidding....water will only make you look bloated. Just do the coke.
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    Apr 02, 2012 9:20 AM GMT
    Carrots are BAD! They have, like, calories and stuff. And they're orange! Who eats orange foods (besides pumpkin pie and Velveeta of course)?

    Stick with the big bags of ice and I predict you'll be MOTD at the party!
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    Apr 02, 2012 12:04 PM GMT
    Ah are your parents brother and sister???
  • LessObvious

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    Apr 02, 2012 12:19 PM GMT
    killer_pj saidAh are your parents brother and sister???

    No what kind of a question is that? Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
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    Apr 02, 2012 12:22 PM GMT
    The Onion couldn't have written the OP better.
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    Apr 02, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    Rub your abs with peanut butter and then do 300 sit-ups every day and tape it please.
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    Apr 02, 2012 8:38 PM GMT
    killer_pj saidAh are your parents brother and sister???


    They would have to be. All the misspelled words in his narrative gave it away.

  • LessObvious

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    Apr 02, 2012 11:48 PM GMT
    turtleneckjock said
    killer_pj saidAh are your parents brother and sister???


    They would have to be. All the misspelled words in his narrative gave it away

    Sorry that I dont have a dictonary next too me while Im typing.
    And I dont want to sleep with you, thanxs anyway
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    Apr 02, 2012 11:50 PM GMT
    My oh my, how many siamese-twin trolls were in that litter?
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    Its an Aprils Fool's jk ppl....icon_rolleyes.gif