I LOVE YOU SO MUCH that...

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    Apr 03, 2012 12:36 PM GMT
    ...if we were lost on a group expedition that went Donner Party bad, I'd want my dead corpse to feed you and only you.icon_wink.gif

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    Apr 03, 2012 12:44 PM GMT
    I love you so much that it only takes two drinks to lay you instead of the usual four.
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    Apr 03, 2012 12:54 PM GMT
    I love you so much that I wish you were the compression shorts that I wear to the gym when I do my lunges and squats.
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    Apr 03, 2012 12:56 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI love you so much that it only takes two drinks to lay you instead of the usual four.


    Hehe, I first read this as "lay you instead of the floor."

    Get it? Lay a floor...like put tiles down...or hump it would work too.
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:22 PM GMT
    I love you so much that i want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts when you leave......lol
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:24 PM GMT
    Southieguy saidI love you so much that i want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts when you leave......lol


    luv it
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:38 PM GMT
    I love you so much that I am willing to tolerate your annoying habits and antics, even as my heart becomes colder, harder, and more bitter from the spiteful words and feelings of frustration that I incessantly swallow.
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:44 PM GMT
    I love you so much that I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:46 PM GMT
    I love you so much that I will scratch, pick and pop every zit and black head on your back ;)
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    Apr 03, 2012 1:50 PM GMT
    I love you so much that...

    @ECHO OFF
    CLS
    SETLOCAL
    SET heart=LOVE

    :begin
    IF "!HEART!"=="LOVE"
    (
    ECHO I love you so much that...I hate you
    SET HEART=HATE
    PAUSE >NUL
    )

    IF "!HEART!"=="HATE"
    (
    ECHO And I hate you so much that... I love you
    SET HEART=LOVE
    PAUSE >NUL
    )
    GOTO :begin
    ENDLOCAL

    icon_lol.gif Just kidding
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:11 PM GMT
    I love you so so much that I will participate in a JACKASS movie.......icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:15 PM GMT
    Southieguy saidI love you so much that i want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts when you leave......lol



    Will you marry me? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    I love you so much that when I eat your ass it will tickle your throat. icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:26 PM GMT
    WhiteSteel saidI love you so much that...

    @ECHO OFF
    CLS
    SETLOCAL
    SET heart=LOVE

    :begin
    IF "!HEART!"=="LOVE"
    (
    ECHO I love you so much that...I hate you
    SET HEART=HATE
    PAUSE >NUL
    )

    IF "!HEART!"=="HATE"
    (
    ECHO And I hate you so much that... I love you
    SET HEART=LOVE
    PAUSE >NUL
    )
    GOTO :begin
    ENDLOCAL

    icon_lol.gif Just kidding


    A guy that can declare his maniac love* by means of a DOS batch script (and not a bad one, to boot)... Husband material!

    * If ran, it would fill your screen with an endless loop of contradictory love messages.
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:30 PM GMT
    Kanaka saidI love you so much that I will scratch, pick and pop every zit and black head on your back ;)



    that's funny
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:52 PM GMT
    I love you so much that my other emotions feel neglected icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    Southieguy saidI love you so much that i want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts when you leave......lol


    Someone will be or is so lucky lol
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    Apr 03, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    Claystation saidI love you so much that my other emotions feel neglected icon_biggrin.gif



    your dry, go get some water
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    Apr 03, 2012 3:25 PM GMT
    I love you so much that I will pick your nose for you. Sorry I just can't. But it's the thought that counts, right?
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    Apr 03, 2012 3:29 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidI love you so much that when I eat your ass it will tickle your throat. icon_eek.gif


    Oh wow...........icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 3:30 PM GMT
    without you, i would probably shrivel up and die a horrible death like a squashed, rotting cockroach
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    Apr 03, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    .... if i were to ever shoot you, it would only be in the leg.
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:06 PM GMT

    I love you so much that... You shall be my pounding heart forever and ever after.
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:11 PM GMT
    Emesis54 said.... if i were to ever shoot you, it would only be in the leg.


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    Apr 03, 2012 4:13 PM GMT
    ... there's almost no chance that I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEALS attack.