Getting cruised in the gym...

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    Apr 03, 2012 4:34 PM GMT
    ... Because we simply do not have enough of these kinds of threads for YCYL lulziness.

    How do you handle getting cruised in (a gym setting) when you aren't especially looking for it?


    This morning I was showering up after my workout (gym has a gang shower) and I hear someone come in and start up a showerhead directly across from mine.

    No big deal; I'm rinsing the shampoo out of my hair and can't see what's going on around me.

    I finish up and turn off the water and as I turn around, this (kinda hot) 20-year old Latino is staring directly at my junk. And he made no attempt to look away when I made it obvious that I noticed him looking.

    The odd thing is he was showering while wearing his gym shorts.

    I shook my head and moved along to grab my towel hanging on a peg around the other side of the partition wall. Dude then follows me out - looks at me long enough to ask if I'd share my shampoo, then another long glance at my junk.

    Not complaining here, mind you... as I have nothing to be embarrassed of. But I was amused in that gym creepers can actually be younger/hotter guys. icon_wink.gif

    Added for context:

    This gym is a very very very straight gym and usually frequented by students and university staff/faculty. I mean, as in overt cruising is EXTREMELY rare.
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:41 PM GMT
    DJBoston saidsponge%20cool%20story%20bro.png


    Thank ya very much.

    - bows -

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    Apr 03, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    If he was kinda hot, I'd have given him more than my shampoo.
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    None of the guys my age take a shower at the gym. We're prudes. :3
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    Apr 03, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    unfounded7 saidIf he was kinda hot, I'd have given him more than my shampoo.


    If I wasn't in a hurry to get to work, I might have talked him up a bit more, but then I'd have probably lost.

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    Apr 03, 2012 4:53 PM GMT
    TrevorMark saidNone of the guys my age take a shower at the gym. We're prudes. :3


    My gym is sorta the same way - it is a military service academy gym, so the showers go unused except for like a rush hour period when all the group workout guys cram in for their 30-sec army showers, and the old retired colonels who hang out nekkid trading war stories or yakking about their grandkids. And a few active duty and sundry civilian staff like myself who have access to it.

    It's a very nice gym though, and the best feature is that it is free for me to use. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 6:48 PM GMT
    Anulap saida2917dd4e57c57d30728e579aa60cf31.jpg
    Funny when I posted this graphic, I found some tasty looking cakes as my first result.


    If by cakes you mean "ass", as in the ass of the guy who all but invented the YCYL meme... yeah, he has some sweet looking... "cakes".
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    Apr 03, 2012 6:58 PM GMT
    Next time, hit him where it hurts... his gym membership. icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said
    Anulap saida2917dd4e57c57d30728e579aa60cf31.jpg
    Funny when I posted this graphic, I found some tasty looking cakes as my first result.


    If by cakes you mean "ass", as in the ass of the guy who all but invented the YCYL meme... yeah, he has some sweet looking... "cakes".


    I hate how that still comes up in search. Like, really? YCYL.jpg is much more amazing than that shitty picture.
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    Apr 03, 2012 7:49 PM GMT
    Can someone explain how one loses when one cruises at the gym?

    Does every attempt at flirtation in the gym fail?
  • chi_rock

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    Apr 03, 2012 7:50 PM GMT
    If corned, let out a loud growl.
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    Apr 03, 2012 7:54 PM GMT
    Knowing your, um, blessings, Alpha, you should have written your phone number on your cock, got a hard on, then showed him your number for him to call you.
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    Apr 03, 2012 7:54 PM GMT
    Usually its the old creepy guys and they scare me esp when the face sitting towards me when I dress up.
    That is why we have shower stalls now icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 7:58 PM GMT
    I would have asked him why he was showering with shorts on,. Then I would have told him that the guys who are obviously cruising usually aren't wearing shorts and they are sporting semis. At least in my gym anyways. My point is embarrassment is usually the best way to deal with unwanted cruising.
  • TheBizMan

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    Apr 03, 2012 8:00 PM GMT
    shoulda cock slapped him in the mouth
  • Dominican_Gen...

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    Apr 03, 2012 8:00 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidCan someone explain how one loses when one cruises at the gym?

    Does every attempt at flirtation in the gym fail?

    Inquiring minds want to know.
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    Apr 03, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    asnextdoor saidUsually its the old creepy guys and they scare me esp when the face sitting towards me when I dress up.
    That is why we have shower stalls now icon_biggrin.gif


    if you wear the outfit you have on in your profile pic to the gym the old creepers are not looking at you -they are thinking - where can i get me one of those??
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    Apr 03, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    you should have joined in his shower ... make the story even hotter icon_razz.gif
  • 24hourguy

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    Apr 03, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
    I think they call this "luxury problems"

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    Apr 03, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    chi_rock saidIf corned, let out a loud growl.


    Any time I'm getting corned, I growl loudly.icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 03, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    I'd stare at your junk too!
  • Kwokpot

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    Apr 03, 2012 8:27 PM GMT
    OP: You are obviously well hung, so are you saying it's NOT common in a locker room situation that guys take a look at your dick???? I find that hard to believe.
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    Apr 03, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidCan someone explain how one loses when one cruises at the gym?

    Does every attempt at flirtation in the gym fail?


    I am still trying to work out if YCYL is meant to be some sort of weak running gag (okay, so it has become one) or whether Fireguard is actually serious about it. We all have our little idiosyncrasies, but it seems (how to put this politely) a bit nuts to be obsessing about something so petty.
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    Apr 03, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    CuandoLloranLasPalomas said
    SkinnyBitch said
    chi_rock saidIf corned, let out a loud growl.

    Any time I'm getting corned, I growl loudly.icon_smile.gif

    I thought you purred like a contented kitty cat.

    That's when I'm getting bananaed.
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