Most Awkward Booty Call Phone Call Ever

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    Apr 05, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    So last night I had a phone convo that was simultaneously both hilarious and awkward haha.

    I got a call from a number I didnt know, which i usually dont answer, but I accidentally answered as I was getting my phone out of my pocket when it was ringing. So I answer it and it was this girl (who I assume was intoxicated, but I am not positive) who thought I was one of her ex boyfriends and was wanting me to come booty call her.

    And then she just got all pissed that I was "pretending" to not know her... I was just like "I can promise you my penis has never been in your vagina, or any vagina for that matter" lol

    At least somebody is after me! Even if it is drunken straight girls icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    The most awkward was when they just showed up. Drunk. During the work day. When my assistant was here. Working. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 4:47 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidThe most awkward was when they just showed up. Drunk. During the work day. When my assistant was here. Working. icon_rolleyes.gif


    I hate when that happens!
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    Apr 05, 2012 4:50 AM GMT
    isrred saidMost Awkward Booty Call Phone Call Ever
    Is the this how you looked when it happened?

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    Apr 05, 2012 4:50 AM GMT
    No, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 4:52 AM GMT
    ^ Annnnd we have a winner!
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    Apr 05, 2012 4:54 AM GMT
    Three very funny stories. Well...two funny ones and one really disturbing one! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:07 AM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ saidNo, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif


    I shouldn't have read this before bed...nightmares
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    isrred said

    I shouldn't have read this before bed...nightmares


    Please just promise that if you happen to have dreams about your mother, now, not to tell us, okay? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:17 AM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ saidNo, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif
    Last time my mom did that I was ~22 years old. She told "dad" she was almost done with dinner, but needed him to pick up something from the grocery store on his way home from work.
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:18 AM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ saidNo, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif


    Ok, you win! damn dude
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:19 AM GMT
    Haha! Too funny ;)
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    Apr 05, 2012 5:26 AM GMT
    You should of played on with her, see how far she'll go for some dicking lol
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    Apr 05, 2012 9:03 AM GMT
    Thats just nasty. I was receiving texts once from a women who wanted me to com to to Tassie (Tasmania) to play?


    I having friends in Tassie, did not realise at first.

    Hay big guy when are you coming down to Tassie to play? yes at first I thought it was my friends, and my first rely was soon. But as time went by it was like OMG this person does not know me, and OMG that Tassie to play in, thats just nasty. The thought of ever playing in one of those dripping slimy mucus membranes; never.
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    Apr 05, 2012 9:27 AM GMT
    MisterT said
    EastCoastNAZ saidNo, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif


    Ok, you win! damn dude
    Yes - can we all agree that if anyone has anything worse than this - would they please not post it? icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 10:17 AM GMT
    LMAO icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 11:42 AM GMT
    Tenebrism said
    MisterT said
    EastCoastNAZ saidNo, the most awkward booty call is when you mother accidentally dials your number thinking it is her husband she's calling and starts to describe what she's going to do. icon_eek.gif


    Ok, you win! damn dude
    Yes - can we all agree that if anyone has anything worse than this - would they please not post it? icon_eek.gif


    Masturbating and your mother walks in and you look her in the eyes and finish it with fury.
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    Apr 05, 2012 1:36 PM GMT
    Omg, lol!