How do I get a bubble butt?

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    Apr 05, 2012 5:59 PM GMT
    I'm working out and I need to get a bubble butt. I work out at home only, what exercises should I do in order to get a bubble butt?
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    Apr 05, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    warrior123 saidHow do I get a bubble butt?

    I've found that having a big dick attracts them.
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    Apr 05, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    I've also found the Buttblaster safe and very effective:



    You can also refer to the literally dozens of threads on the subject by doing a forum search. Here, I'll save you the trouble though the links aren't embedding:

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    "butt"
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    "glutes"
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    "ass"
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    I'd keep going but you get the idea and besides, suddenly I have something I gotta, er, do.
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    Apr 05, 2012 7:58 PM GMT
    Thank you, plus I really found your joke funny. I knew someone was going to make a joke, lol.
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    Apr 05, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    I like to use my two big hands and grab one firmly. icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    Take your guy to the gym? I'm liking the results so far! icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 8:31 PM GMT
    Squats and lunges are your friend with any leg or glute training.

    Keep the squats LIGHT, and try go down a bit below the usual "thighs parallel to the floor".

    Remember light weight (or weightless if your working out at home), I don't want you to hurt yourself. This gives some great glute activation.

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    Apr 05, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    genetics ? lol at least that's my case .. i think haha cuse i don't work it out that much and guys are all over it icon_razz.gif
  • suedeheadscot

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    Apr 05, 2012 8:38 PM GMT
    ok so does anyone know how to lose weight off the butt? Thats the problem I have - skinny on top, big at the bottom. (Big arses are common in Scotland, something to do with the hills I reckon....)
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    Apr 05, 2012 10:54 PM GMT
    running and jumping that's a good cardio training and your butt gonna be bubble and hard like a rock!
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    Apr 05, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    yeh0_Oshua saidI like to use my two big hands and grab one firmly. icon_cool.gif
    Come sit by me. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    suedeheadscot saidok so does anyone know how to lose weight off the butt? Thats the problem I have - skinny on top, big at the bottom. (Big arses are common in Scotland, something to do with the hills I reckon....)


    It's a thermal barrier due to the drafts that kilts let in.. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 05, 2012 11:28 PM GMT
    Screw working out

    butt_implants.jpg
  • okcomputer201...

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    Apr 05, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    I heard that Kirstie Alley and Nicki Minaj successfully augmented their backsides with the Krispy Kreme doughnut diet.
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    Apr 05, 2012 11:59 PM GMT
    okcomputer2010 saidI heard that Kirstie Alley and Nicki Minaj successfully augmented their backsides with the Krispy Kreme doughnut diet.



    haahhah yeah and lots of greasy chips that's how i got this >>

    http://www.realjock.com/fullphoto/6adc98a80d907c5ef9b0d724521e370d?preview=1

    6adc98a80d907c5ef9b0d724521e370d?preview
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    SQUATS SQUATS AND LOTS OF SQUATS!!

    i had no bubble but but froma year ago i strated training damn you totaly get one after hard work and dedication!
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:10 AM GMT
    Sorry baby, you're just born with one. ;)
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:27 AM GMT
    Most of it is genetics but i would suggest eating plenty of meats icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:41 AM GMT
    EBay? Groupon maybe?
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    Apr 06, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    You only need to do two exercises and forget about "butt blasters". Do squats and deadlifts and that ass will grow!
  • LJay

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    Apr 06, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    On the way home, stop by the hardware store and pick up an air compressor and the pharmacy to get an enema nozzle with a good hose. When you get home, I'll show you.
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    Apr 06, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    Tenebrism said
    yeh0_Oshua saidI like to use my two big hands and grab one firmly. icon_cool.gif
    Come sit by me. icon_biggrin.gif
    Much obliged. icon_razz.gif
  • waltex

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    Apr 06, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    likewatuc saidSorry baby, you're just born with one. ;)

    so true
  • Montague

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    Apr 06, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    Ass shots or butt implants if you want to be lazy
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    Apr 06, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    Squats
    Deadlifts
    Lunges
    Topping