grass is greener syndrome

  • 24hourguy

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    Apr 05, 2012 9:00 PM GMT
    Why do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif
  • commoncoll

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    Apr 05, 2012 9:01 PM GMT
    Because grass is greener where it rains just enough but not too much. Often, people don't understand this concept.
  • rf_dal

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    Apr 05, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    I'll give you one worse. I found the perfect guy in the city I was in. 2 weeks before I moved 1200 miles away. :/
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    Apr 05, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    Erma Bombeck said the grass is greener over the septic tank.
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:31 AM GMT
    24hourguy said...do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif

    No, just the available ones.
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    24hourguy saidWhy do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif


    Because you have access to the internet and spend too much time on it?
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:40 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    24hourguy said...do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif

    No, just the available ones.


    Too funny.

    Has anyone else noticed though that there are some pretty hot RJ'ers in Chicago.
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    Apr 06, 2012 12:52 AM GMT
    WhoreMasterBlaster saidSimply because.....

    The grass is always greener. icon_razz.gif


    Speaking of hot guys in Chicago icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 06, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    FitBudz101 saidIt just seems that way. This site is full of guys who'll give all the right signals to guys they know they'll never meet. You can bet they're giving a very different vibe to RJers in their home city.


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    Apr 06, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    24hourguy saidWhy do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif
    Because the laws of physics state that it's impossible for all hot guys to live in the exact same place. That would be even weirder than multiple universes and stuff.
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    Apr 06, 2012 7:20 AM GMT
    commoncoll saidBecause grass is greener where it rains just enough but not too much. Often, people don't understand this concept.


    So the moral here is water your own grass, unless you live in Dubuque. icon_neutral.gif

    Edit: actually I picked Dubuque randomly. A search reveals that the grass is always greenest in Portlandia ...

    http://news.oregonmetro.gov/1/post.cfm/spring-staycation-the-grass-is-always-greenest-in-portlandia

    (And if it's on the Internet, it must be true!) icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 06, 2012 8:02 AM GMT
    Grow your own grass and make other people jealous. They'll come poop on your yard. icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 06, 2012 8:17 AM GMT
    Semigrounded said
    24hourguy saidWhy do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif


    Because you have access to the internet and spend too much time on it?


    I laughed out loud at this one but he has a point....
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    Apr 06, 2012 8:20 AM GMT
    purpledragon77 said
    Semigrounded said
    24hourguy saidWhy do all the hot guys live somewhere else?!?! icon_confused.gif


    Because you have access to the internet and spend too much time on it?


    I laughed out loud at this one but he has a point....


    Oh boy...you're not the only one!
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    Apr 06, 2012 8:41 AM GMT
    Look harder. Seriously... you may find a great guy where you least expect to. Or when you're NOT expecting to...
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    Apr 06, 2012 8:47 AM GMT
    intensity69 said you may find a great guy where you least expect to. Or when you're NOT expecting to...


    I'm counting on it...