Apr 09, 2012 11:05 AM GMT
I get that impression.
Smokey Bear seems gay
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Apr 09, 2012 5:32 PM GMTSmokey the Bear turned 65 a few years ago. I think the US Forest Service should refresh his image and get him waxed. Today's arsonists aren't swayed by some old, hairy, shirtless bear. Imagine the tangled mess in his pants. Just like the 65 year old guys at my gym, he's probably never manscaped in his life.
I came up with an alternative a while back:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/AccentuateNegative/472446/ -
Apr 09, 2012 5:35 PM GMTI always get the two confused...
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Apr 09, 2012 5:36 PM GMTDear Smokey,
I'm feeling kind of hot. Can you blow me?
XOXO
JK - tee hee hee [blush] -
Apr 09, 2012 5:36 PM GMT
He seems disturbed to me... it's unnatural to fight wildfires. Didn't you it's nature's way of rebooting it'self? Watch this punk go! -
Apr 09, 2012 5:38 PM GMTpaulflexes saidI always get the two confused...
It's Smokey BEAR.. not Smokey Gerbil
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Apr 09, 2012 6:26 PM GMTI always thought Dancing Bear seemed gay:
