Dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you in regards to being gay

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    Apr 10, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    I will start. A girl once told me the reason why dudes are sometimes gay and act like girls (aka fems.) Is because they were born with a girl chromosome. Dumbest thing ive ever heard! Every dude has a girl chromosome. (Also since im not a fem she didnt believe me when i told her i was gay
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    Apr 10, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    Meh. Have a coworker of the Mormon faith with 4 kids, wife, and an ex-wife.

    The other day he remarked how he envied my choice of lifestyle.

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    I could start a blog on this fool.
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    Apr 10, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    "Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :
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    Apr 10, 2012 3:58 AM GMT
    Kristoff said"Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :


    Still hurts at first!
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    Maybe I'm blessed.. I never hear anything dumb.. nothing... some people go "Really? I didn't know that".. and then the conversation just continues to what it was about.. like dating or whatever... , perhaps with a funny comment like "o no wonder you're such a sweet guy lol" or "o thats a pity, I was just swooning all over you and wanting to marry you" from a girl, but that's it...nothing else.. it's such a non-issue with most ppl I meet, I'm surprised at it myself :/ I'm weird lol
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    Does your taste includes both snails and oysters?
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    Kristoff said"Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :


    Still hurts at first!


    You're doing it wrong then
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    I told an aquaintance and he was like "Oh wow dude, when did you decide that?"

    I replied with "When did you decide you were heterosexual?"
  • nefficles

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    Apr 10, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    this straight guy asked me if i got turned on by looking at my own dick....


    i said no because...because no? haha
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    Some dumb bitch: "So you like to go shopping then?"
    my face---> =/ ...
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:57 AM GMT
    Random ass guy coming up to me and my friends in vegas asking for money complaining about how turning to religion is not helping his situation and then out of no where.


    "your probably gay right?"
    "yeah....we are going to go now"
    "yeah probably because you have someplace to be to get a dick up your ass"


    -i walked away, who..wha..que? WHAT IS WRONG with people
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:00 AM GMT
    (From other gay guys) "Do you get hard when you wrestle?"
    Are you friggin kidding me, who the hell gets hard in a beat someone's ass or get yours beaten situation??

    I get this question too many times.
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:00 AM GMT
    "you know your really alright for a gay guy" icon_rolleyes.gif or of course the classic straight guy line " so I bet u'd really wanna do me if you could" ................
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:12 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidI love these.

    "David, ever since you came out you've dressed better." - My friend

    "It's weird how ever since you came out you've been really fit." - My other friend

    My personal favorite (and the most rage inducing one) upon explaining to my dad that square toed shoes were what's popular right now:

    "Oh, so are you a fashion expert now too?" - My father


    Unbelievable!!!!

    They didn't even MENTION your fabulous new dance moves?!?!?!??!
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:19 AM GMT
    "but you play basketball so well...and you're so aggressive on the court"
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    At a party, girl asks for a pull of my vodka, I say sure whatever. She stops before taking the drink...

    "Wait, do you have AIDS?"

    I almost punched her right in the face.
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
    Soccerstud4 saidAt a party, girl asks for a pull of my vodka, I say sure whatever. She stops before taking the drink...

    "Wait, do you have AIDS?"

    I almost punched her right in the face.


    Lol, what a dumb hooker.
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
    So I was talking to my twin brother about how frustrating the gay scene can be sometimes and he said to me "why dont you just date girls and practice abstinence so they dont know your gay"...oh steve :p
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:57 AM GMT
    ATXnative said
    GreenHopper said
    Kristoff said"Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :


    Still hurts at first!


    You're doing it wrong then


    Not what I heard from several others
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    ATXnative said
    GreenHopper said
    Kristoff said"Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :


    Still hurts at first!


    You're doing it wrong then


    Not what I heard from others


    Yeah, I feel like that's a lie...it DEFINITELY still hurts.

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    Apr 10, 2012 5:59 AM GMT
    'why are there more people who are trying to be gay'

    Or

    'i thought i was gay, until i met her and i turned straight'

    People are born gay, and conversion is a myth, or actually a lie.
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:59 AM GMT
    7Famark said
    GreenHopper said
    ATXnative said
    GreenHopper said
    Kristoff said"Doesn't it hurt?"

    It's called lube honey :


    Still hurts at first!


    You're doing it wrong then


    Not what I heard from others


    Yeah, I feel like that's a lie...it DEFINITELY still hurts.



    Unless one is simply very loose, or one's partner's very small?
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    Apr 10, 2012 6:07 AM GMT
    I told my dad I was gay and he said

    "so you want to be a girl"...

    O_O

    I was like NO, I am a boy, I just like boys.
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    Apr 10, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    True Story:
    Came out to one of my friends and she was very supporting and cool with everything. About 45 min later, straight faced she asks me, "Do you want to come over and watch Glee?" I then stood up and walked out of the room.
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    Apr 10, 2012 6:24 AM GMT
    Ckfeezy saidTrue Story:
    Came out to one of my friends and she was very supporting and cool with everything. About 45 min later, straight faced she asks me, "Do you want to come over and watch Glee?" I then stood up and walked out of the room.


    I thought that was her being nice.. its not like she asked you to wear a dress after all