Dont you WISH you could......

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    Apr 10, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    Drag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDrag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!


    I will not want to drag my asshole on the floor lol, thats just weird, licking junk hmm maybe lol
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    Btw I knew you were weird lol
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:34 AM GMT
    Consider that's often a sign of a worm infestation......no.
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:37 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDrag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!
    A friend and I were walking down the street one day when we ran across a dog licking its balls. My friend turned to me and said "man I wish I could do that." I responded "you probably can, but might have to pet him a little bit first."
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDrag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:48 AM GMT
    Jewlicious saidBtw I knew you were weird lol
    Yup! And damn proud of it too!icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 10, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Ya'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    I wish I could read minds so when someone talks shit to me in their head I can be a complete asshole to them. I still do but its not as fun. Wait, it still is. I also wish I was tropicalmark cuz I think he's had a few icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    Let's separate those two abilities. The second one ... hell, I'd never get out of bed again!
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:21 AM GMT
    LOL. I prefer being licked by someone else.
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    Apr 10, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidYa'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!


    That was as clear as over-applied male foundation. icon_biggrin.gif

    My wishes are mostly about being LESS weird. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 10, 2012 5:03 AM GMT
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    TropicalMark saidDrag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!
    A friend and I were walking down the street one day when we ran across a dog licking its balls. My friend turned to me and said "man I wish I could do that." I responded "you probably can, but might have to pet him a little bit first."



    LMAO
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    Apr 10, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidYa'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!


    I always used to wish I were normal
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    Apr 10, 2012 6:40 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDrag your asshole on the floor to itch it and lick your junk like dogs do? They're so lucky, no one thinks they're crude either!


    if my dog is dragging his ass on the floor, that would mean he has some kind of parasite and its off to the vet for a workup!
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:11 AM GMT
    Hell no. I'm too dignified. That's what friends are for... right???

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    Apr 10, 2012 8:15 AM GMT
    onaquest saidHell no. I'm too dignified. That's what friends are for... right???

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    Dogs only lick their "junk" when no other dog is available.

    This is proven scientific fact. icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:19 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidI feel like the dog getting licked looks like it's about to poop.
    2 dogs 1 cup? icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:21 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    paulflexes said
    Trollileo saidI feel like the dog getting licked looks like it's about to poop.
    2 dogs 1 cup? icon_eek.gif
    2bitches1cup more like...
    Meh, already saw that video. Dogs are more tolerable than bitches. icon_twisted.gificon_biggrin.gif`
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:24 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidYa'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!


    Well, I think you kind of won the grand prize with the first try, there. Bravo!!! you killed your own thread and you didn't even know it!!
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:29 AM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ said
    TropicalMark saidYa'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!


    Well, I think you kind of won the grand prize with the first try, there. Bravo!!! you killed your own thread and you didn't even know it!!
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:40 AM GMT
    There are people who do yoga every day just so they can achieve this feat of limberness.
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:43 AM GMT
    camomq saidThere are people who do yoga every day just so they can achieve this feat of limberness.
    And then there are those who video it, and retire from the profits.
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    Apr 10, 2012 8:48 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidYa'll are supposed to play along and add you're own weirdness wishes!

    Don't you wish you were a watermelon, so millions of people worldwide would consume your seed.