What's your best put down line?

  • ytOwen

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    Apr 14, 2012 2:03 AM GMT
    There's a lot of humour around pick up lines.

    But what happens when things go sour?
    Or you're just not interested?

    What's your best put down line?

    The best one a guy said to me was:
    I'm glad we've done what we've done. I don't want to do any more.

    I also like the auto response on ManHunt:
    Thanks for the message, but I'm not interested.

    Both are polite, and leave the others dignity intact.
  • ytOwen

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    Apr 14, 2012 2:04 AM GMT
    ps Be nice jocks!
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    Apr 14, 2012 5:02 AM GMT
    When people message me more than twice without me replying it's usually "Stop messaging me."
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    Apr 14, 2012 5:13 AM GMT
    Can't think of one because, because I have no need for them out here in the real world, and If I was in that situation, I'd just walk away, and say nothing.
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    Apr 14, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    I haven't yet used a putdown line on anyone, but I can't wait to use this one on someone right after sex, especially if he turns out to be a total jerk: "That's all you got?" icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 14, 2012 5:29 AM GMT


    Umm no
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    Apr 14, 2012 5:50 AM GMT
    'put down' is rather harsh and denotes trying to hurt, so I'll refer to what I use as decliners;:

    1) Thanks for the interest but the interest isn't mutual

    2) Thanks for the interest but my taste is a bit different

    3) 'NO RESPONSE'
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:13 AM GMT
    Usually when a guy isn't interested in me after we've gone out his put down line is "I had a great time! Let's def do this again!", and then they disappear.
  • disasterpiece

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    Apr 14, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidUsually when a guy isn't interested in me after we've gone out his put down line is "I had a great time! Let's def do this again!", and then they disappear.


    Yeah. Why the fuck do they HAVE to sound like they wanna see you again ? Fake bitches. If you're gonna kill my expectations, make it quick please, don't just shoot them in the nuts and let them die of a slow, painful death.
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:27 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece said
    Ariodante saidUsually when a guy isn't interested in me after we've gone out his put down line is "I had a great time! Let's def do this again!", and then they disappear.


    Yeah. Why the fuck do they HAVE to sound like they wanna see you again ? Fake bitches. If you're gonna kill my expectations, make it quick please, don't just shoot them in the nuts and let them die of a slow, painful death.


    lol... what a horrible image ha!
  • disasterpiece

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    Apr 14, 2012 6:27 AM GMT
    On the same note, every date should finish like this :

  • ytOwen

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    Apr 14, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    WhoreMasterBlaster saidHey aren't you the guy that, in his drunken stupor, caused all that drama at some bar with naked genitals on your laptop? How is that going?

    And....I don't think a put down can be polite. Be definition a put down is something expressed to humiliate or belittle a person. Which, by the way, from the examples provided in this thread it appears to be very apparent.

    I think you mean "to decline" the offer of another.


    Yes! That's me. The case went well. I'm glad I did it.

    The tag line to this thread is a play on words: pick up line : put down line.
    So, yes, decline would be a more accurate word.
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:38 AM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    Disasterpiece said
    Ariodante saidUsually when a guy isn't interested in me after we've gone out his put down line is "I had a great time! Let's def do this again!", and then they disappear.


    Yeah. Why the fuck do they HAVE to sound like they wanna see you again ? Fake bitches. If you're gonna kill my expectations, make it quick please, don't just shoot them in the nuts and let them die of a slow, painful death.


    lol... what a horrible image ha!


    Nutshots are bad, but if you really want to cause a painful death to an enemy, a point-blank gut-shot to the lower abdomen is an excruciatingly painful way to bid someone adieu.

    Even if in the unlikely event the victim is med evac'ed --- despite the grim chances of survival being fairly grim what with infections between the breached intestinal wall/peritoneal cavity, bleeding out, etc... the guy is going out whimpering if not screaming in pain.

    #TrueFacts

    #TotallyAgainstGenevaConvention
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    Apr 14, 2012 2:37 PM GMT
    I forgot one more:

    'You're a cool guy but I don't think we're a match'
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    Apr 14, 2012 2:41 PM GMT
    This thread is pretty cool and all, and I ain't gonna take that away from you, but my threads are the coolest damn threads ever on RJ. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 14, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
    PLAZA QUEEN!
  • unicoman1

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    Apr 14, 2012 2:46 PM GMT
    OK I gots me a few.. but most come from The Golden Girls

    1) Quiet you Trash!
    2) Horizontal stripes make you look fat!

    That's my 2 cents for the day!


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    Apr 14, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    When I first started here I did a private IM twice with people. I was hesitant to take my shirt off. I explained that I was in transition and was assured it didn't matter. I took my shirt off, was immediately blocked.

    This happened more than once.

    I laugh about it now.

    Their loss.
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    Apr 14, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    When I didn't want to hurt the guy in a public setting like a bar, because he seemed sincere but still not my type:

    "Sorry, I'm seeing a guy right now. But thank you for asking, you're a very handsome man."

    Which was sometimes a true statement about seeing someone, sometimes a lie.

    When the guy was being an annoying jerk, I'd say something like:

    "Do I know you? I don't do pickups." A total lie, spoken with ice in my voice, because in reality I did pickups all the time, when I was free and the guy suited me.
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    Apr 14, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    Thanks for the message but I'm not looking to meet up with anyone at the moment. Thanks for the interest anyhow.

    Works every time.

    If I want to be mean I'd probably say, 'not interested, your face looks like a smashed crab/dropped pie!'. Kidding. I only say that when I'm really drunk.
  • ytOwen

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    Apr 14, 2012 4:23 PM GMT
    onaquest saidWhen I first started here I did a private IM twice with people. I was hesitant to take my shirt off. I explained that I was in transition and was assured it didn't matter. I took my shirt off, was immediately blocked.

    This happened more than once.

    I laugh about it now.

    Their loss.


    Ha ha ha ha ha! That's one of the things I love about this site. All these guys making prudish comments, being butch, while acting like queens. Contradicting them selves a few posts later by making "risqué" comments. Dishing out the social judgments. And some of them are really fit, and do it with their shirts off!

    I love how crazy, complex, and contradictory gay men are.



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    Apr 14, 2012 4:28 PM GMT
    Is it in yet?
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    Apr 14, 2012 4:35 PM GMT
    i say.... "your ass should be jealous of shit that comes out of your mouth"
  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Apr 14, 2012 4:39 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidUsually when a guy isn't interested in me after we've gone out his put down line is "I had a great time! Let's def do this again!", and then they disappear.


    Um ..... seriously you have never been rejected..... completely unbelievable.
  • Montague

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    Apr 14, 2012 4:39 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidPLAZA QUEEN!


    Yes? icon_cool.gif