MIKE and IKE are getting a divorce!

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    Apr 14, 2012 3:14 PM GMT
    After 72 years, Mike and Ike are splitting up.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/mike-ike-divorce_n_1421498.html

    http://instinctmagazine.com/blogs/blog/mike-ike-split-up-in-gay-divorce-ad-campaign?directory=100011

    I'm not surprised, I once heard rumors about a secret weekend tryst Ike spent with a jolly rancher while telling Mike it was a family reunion he had to attend.


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    Apr 14, 2012 6:21 PM GMT
    So its gonna be just "M" icon_sad.gif
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:44 PM GMT
    Sad. It hasn't been Red Hot in their bedroom for quite some time.
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:51 PM GMT
    If these fruits can't even work it out, the rest of us are doomed.
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    Apr 14, 2012 6:52 PM GMT
    I hope this inspires Peanut M&M to leave Red, he seems abusive.
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    Also what was to be the final straw was Mike kept finding Ike watching the salad dressing. But they are lucky they are from the old days and just split and walk away. They never got married, thus do not have to worry about the dirty issue of a Gay Divorce. No they have see the reality TV show Gay Divorce Courts, and they just get down right fizzy, and fruity, and they really reach the bottom of the fruit salad blow, with nothing but a big sticky mess at the end, and it all becomes so very dirty and unattractive.
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:15 PM GMT
    Let's further enforce the idea that gay people can't stay together.
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:16 PM GMT
    Divorce is divorce, just like marriage is marriage
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:17 PM GMT
    Well, before Ike turned fruity, he was into Mounds big time so this isn't really a big surprise. Damn bi guys....
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:23 PM GMT


    such a cute video
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:27 PM GMT
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    Apr 14, 2012 7:27 PM GMT
    I read somewhere that Mike had a problem with Pixi Stix.

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    Apr 14, 2012 7:44 PM GMT
    They're both pretty Hot Tamales.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:10 PM GMT
    Only gay divorce can legitimize gay marriage.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:15 PM GMT
    I heard Ike's been faking with Splenda for like, years.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:23 PM GMT
    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:25 PM GMT
    7Famark saidLet's further enforce the idea that gay people can't stay together.


    It is an issue of people in the gay community finding LTR, due to the fact sex is easy to come by, and one or both may always have an eye open for the next best root to come by. This is a reality for many as we have seen here time, and time again here at RJ, so the thought can not be dismissed.

    But I being a Bona Fide homo, in a 20+ relationship, about to achieve another milestone in our relationship, were there will be many straight couples and singles with us to celebrate this achievement. So it does happen in out communities; LTR, and with us the straight communities get to see that too.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:29 PM GMT
    Brownale saidWell, before Ike turned fruity, he was into Mounds big time so this isn't really a big surprise. Damn bi guys....


    I know the trouble and confusion they generate.icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    Rumors are that Mike asked Ike if they could adopt a child. Apparently Ike got the Skittles and had to run.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:47 PM GMT
    Yes, but Mike was also caught having too much fun with 3 Musketeers on a recent cruise.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:49 PM GMT
    Timbales saidDivorce is divorce, just like marriage is marriage


    In your mind this may be correct. But i the mind of many laws of the land, and many diffrent people, this is not the true care of thing, have you not heard the Term going around everywhere "gay marriage" and that come from the gay communities, thus turning marriage into something other than just marriage, thus to go with gay marriage you are going to also gave gay divorce courts too; just saying.
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    Apr 14, 2012 8:58 PM GMT
    They were both crying tears of Almond Joy
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    Apr 14, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    Mike knew Ike was seeing someone else when one night after slipping him his whatchamacallit, Ike screamed, "Oh Henry!"
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    Apr 14, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidMike knew Ike was seeing someone else when one night after slipping him his whatchamacallit, Ike screamed, "Oh Henry!"


    LOL. Win!


    Actually, when Mike tried to slip Ike his Butterfinger, Mike realized Ike already had a Milky Way. Ike confessed that earlier that day, he enjoyed the Tootsie Roll of his Sugar Daddy.
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    Apr 14, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    I heard Ike was abusive icon_neutral.gif