Would you date a chimney sweep?

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    Apr 16, 2012 4:59 PM GMT
    He'd probably come home dirty every day. Maybe that's a turn-on for some.

    But you'd always have a clean, working fireplace to build a fire and snuggle up next to.

    what do you think? would you?
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    Apr 16, 2012 5:38 PM GMT
    no.
    In Victorian England...the job of a chimney sweep is one of the lower-class....

    a girl like me would have no use for a chimney sweep boyfriend given my status in society Photobucket
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    Apr 16, 2012 5:40 PM GMT
    I'm loving these "would you date" threads icon_lol.gif
  • RSnSD

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    Apr 16, 2012 5:45 PM GMT
    If Mary Poppins could do it, sure why not...
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    Apr 16, 2012 5:52 PM GMT
    RSnSD saidIf Mary Poppins could do it, sure why not...


    Think of all the Broadway duets you could do together.
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    Apr 16, 2012 5:57 PM GMT
    Of course, unless he spoke Dick Van Dyke - 'Cockerney' English. The language barrier would be too much of a problem.
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:00 PM GMT
    Sure. I'm sure he'd be "hot" and "on fire" every night. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:11 PM GMT
    I don't know that I am really cut out for that kind of fast lane life.

    Oh sure, it sounds glamorous. The ladders, the endless collection of brooms and scrub brushes not to mention the tatty tophats and moth-eaten wool scarves. But the truth is - the chimney sweep industry is a cold, tough world that just DOESN'T foster LTRs.

    It might be fun for a while, but at the end of the day I would much rather come home to a blacksmith or a haberdasher.
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:11 PM GMT
    Only if he's disease free ;)

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/37754/saturday-night-live-mary-poppins

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    Apr 16, 2012 6:30 PM GMT
    Black lung is fucking hot.
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:32 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidBlack lung is fucking hot.


    Why U gotta fetishize stereotypes Bro?!?!?!?!??!
  • brickboy1966

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    Apr 16, 2012 6:35 PM GMT
    Is there something wrong with being a chimney sweep? And to answer - yes.
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    If he were like Bert from Mary Poppins why not ? Be a fun date for sure !

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    Apr 16, 2012 6:38 PM GMT
    I wonder what William Blake would think.
  • calibro

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    Apr 16, 2012 6:48 PM GMT
    no. i'm muscular and i don't date skinny guys
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    Apr 16, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    you mean like Dick van Dyke! Hell yeah! But only if he sings!

    Chim-chiminey chim-chiminey chim chim charoo! I does what I likes and I likes what I do!
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    Apr 16, 2012 7:02 PM GMT
    Step In Time ! icon_biggrin.gif

  • LJay

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    Apr 16, 2012 7:35 PM GMT
    Depends on where his tongue has been.
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    Apr 16, 2012 7:43 PM GMT
    Sure. They run the largest gay organization in the country:

    Chim chim-i-ny, chim chim-i-ny, chim chim che-ree
    When you're with a sweep you're in GLAAD company.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 16, 2012 7:46 PM GMT
    Absolutely.. I don't think what he does for a living would have any sort of impact except curiosity.
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    Apr 16, 2012 7:48 PM GMT
    He could sweep my chimney icon_wink.gif

    (God, I crack myself up sometimes...)
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    Apr 16, 2012 11:10 PM GMT
    Up where the smoke is all billowed and curled,
    tween pavement and sky, it's a chimney sweep's world.
    When there's hardly no day, and hardly no night.
    There's things half in shadow and half ways in light.
    On the rooftops of London,
    Cool, what a sight!
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    Apr 17, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    Fuck no. That would mean living where it's cold. He can shove his sweeper up his pooper if he thinks I'm gonna live somewhere that gets cold enough to have a fireplace.
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    Apr 17, 2012 12:19 AM GMT
    Question: Does he come with a really, really bad fake British accent?

    If so, then yes.
  • GWriter

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    Apr 17, 2012 2:03 AM GMT
    Cash saidI don't know that I am really cut out for that kind of fast lane life.

    Oh sure, it sounds glamorous. The ladders, the endless collection of brooms and scrub brushes not to mention the tatty tophats and moth-eaten wool scarves. But the truth is - the chimney sweep industry is a cold, tough world that just DOESN'T foster LTRs.

    It might be fun for a while, but at the end of the day I would much rather come home to a blacksmith or a haberdasher.


    Dude, you are so lame. It's the cobblers who are hot! (And I'm not talking about people who make pies, nitwits.) I mean, leather... tacks... come on! Followed by pewter smiths. of course. Everyone knows this, dumb ass.