Dino$aur Attack on Grindr

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
    Successful trolling is successful.

    This profile messaged me:

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    I was cuddling with the BF at the time and we decided to respond, see if we could get some lulz.

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    (The dollar sign in "$up" is an indicator of offering money for sex) After not responding for a while, I decided, maybe this dino has lol-cow potential.

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    I then did what I normally do and ignored Grindr for an extended period of time. When I reloaded it, it was HOLYSHITBATMANINYOURFACE:

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    I still feel like I was too nice to the prehistoric creature.

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    Sanctimonious much?
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    Yeah, at first I thought it was kind of funny, then it became obvious the OP was the one with issues and the last one confirmed it. What a douche.
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:19 AM GMT
    Kobaltjak saidSanctimonious much?


    Psssh. Butthurt much that you can't get this?

    btw offering money for sex is sleazy and gross. Not to mention illegal. Just FYI.
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:20 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidYeah, at first I thought it was kind of funny, then it became obvious the OP was the one with issues and the last one confirmed it. What a douche.
    +1
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:21 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    smartmoney saidYeah, at first I thought it was kind of funny, then it became obvious the OP was the one with issues and the last one confirmed it. What a douche.
    +1


    Lol all them dinosaurs mad
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:39 AM GMT
    Wait, because I called you a douche I am a dinosaur? Look, Grindr has one purpose, you are on there cruising for dick and some people post dumb things on there trying to get your attention and you are a douche about it. Big deal.
    Instead, you post it on here and make everything about you. That is at the very least a douche move, but to keep following up with unfounded and moronic comments only proves what an attention whore you are. Go back to Grindr, it's designed for sad little boys who need to prove their attractiveness with random hookups with unknown strangers.
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:45 AM GMT
    Firebrand said
    Kobaltjak saidSanctimonious much?


    Psssh. Butthurt much that you can't get this?

    btw offering money for sex is sleazy and gross. Not to mention illegal. Just FYI.


    Grindr has a block feature. Grownups use it. Drama queens don't and then post about it seeking further attention.
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:05 AM GMT
    dont worry dude. I appreciate your douche-baggery. icon_lol.gif

    I mean u really got him good!! oh yeah, I'm sure his head was spinning with rage after u sent that to him! lol jk

    dude, to even waste ur time on a message that long makes u look almost just as pathetic. Perhaps a response of "fuck off" would have been sufficient?

    Anyway, next time someone on grindr msgs u that is old (and ugly) please please post it on RJ. I'll be waiting with baited breath!!!!!!! oh please oh please icon_lol.gif

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    Apr 19, 2012 1:06 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidWait, because I called you a douche I am a dinosaur? Look, Grindr has one purpose, you are on there cruising for dick and some people post dumb things on there trying to get your attention and you are a douche about it. Big deal.
    Instead, you post it on here and make everything about you. That is at the very least a douche move, but to keep following up with unfounded and moronic comments only proves what an attention whore you are. Go back to Grindr, it's designed for sad little boys who need to prove their attractiveness with random hookups with unknown strangers.



    I think I had grindr for a whole 24 hours before I realized this.... A whole 40.0kb wasted.....

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    Firebrand: 0
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:17 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidWait, because I called you a douche I am a dinosaur? Look, Grindr has one purpose, you are on there cruising for dick and some people post dumb things on there trying to get your attention and you are a douche about it. Big deal.
    Instead, you post it on here and make everything about you. That is at the very least a douche move, but to keep following up with unfounded and moronic comments only proves what an attention whore you are. Go back to Grindr, it's designed for sad little boys who need to prove their attractiveness with random hookups with unknown strangers.


    Grindr is NOT just a hookup app. Many use it for that, but my BF has met platonic friends through Grindr. And I know they're platonic because the guys aren't his type. Also of note: I have had Grindr for over 6 months and have not hooked up using it.

    And what's wrong with douche moves? Sometimes, people need to be scolded and shamed for their misbehavior... like being a fatass who has to pay people to have sex with him. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like seriously just become an hero
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:47 AM GMT
    Thank God Firebrand is back and was around to show the Dinasaur who is boss. Using an app to try to get laid! Where is the outrage?!
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:48 AM GMT
    sounds like the bee-ef is cheatin on u tho bro.
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    Apr 19, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    I think this thread really needs Jesus

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    Apr 19, 2012 2:25 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    smartmoney saidYeah, at first I thought it was kind of funny, then it became obvious the OP was the one with issues and the last one confirmed it. What a douche.
    +1

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    Apr 19, 2012 2:31 AM GMT
    What a nasty piece of work. I'm talking about YOU, not the "dinosaur". Yeah, prostitutes are nasty, but people like you are even more revolting. You're on the biggest sex app known to man, and then you're going to pretend you're on there to make friends? icon_lol.gif What a fucking idiot. And the worst thing is you calling the dude "prehistoric" and "dinosaur". If you're lucky enough to live that long, you'll be 47 one day too, and those words will come back to haunt you. But thanks for posting this so I know to block your ignorant a$$ ahead of time.
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    Apr 19, 2012 2:32 AM GMT
    Meow.
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    Apr 19, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    Firebrand said

    And what's wrong with douche moves? Sometimes, people need to be scolded and shamed for their misbehavior... like being a fatass who has to pay people to have sex with him. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like seriously just become an hero


    The FBI called. They found that clue you're missing.

    People here are calling you out for misbehavior and you deny you did anything wrong. It was wrong to do it, and it was wrong to post about it.
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
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    Firebrand said

    And what's wrong with douche moves? Sometimes, people need to be scolded and shamed for their misbehavior... like being a fatass who has to pay people to have sex with him. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like seriously just become an hero


    The FBI called. They found that clue you're missing.

    People here are calling you out for misbehavior and you deny you did anything wrong. It was wrong to do it, and it was wrong to post about it.


    lol you are so butthurt... there's nothing wrong with posting epic trolling, or engaging in it. What's that smell? I think it's your colostomy bag...
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:31 AM GMT
    JPtheBITCH saidFirebrand does this sort of thing because he feels worthless.
    Of course, he is quite right to feel that way.


    LOL U RILL MAD

    When does something I post not rattle your dino bones?
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidWhat a nasty piece of work. I'm talking about YOU, not the "dinosaur". Yeah, prostitutes are nasty, but people like you are even more revolting. You're on the biggest sex app known to man, and then you're going to pretend you're on there to make friends? icon_lol.gif What a fucking idiot. And the worst thing is you calling the dude "prehistoric" and "dinosaur". If you're lucky enough to live that long, you'll be 47 one day too, and those words will come back to haunt you. But thanks for posting this so I know to block your ignorant a$$ ahead of time.


    It's not just a sex app. Maybe that's what you use it as, but NOT everyone uses it that way. Also, even if I were on there for sex, offering money for sex is still illegal and gross. Sorry if that's what you have to resort to, but seriously... eww
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    Apr 19, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    ....scruff and grindr...hmm........
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    Apr 19, 2012 4:21 AM GMT
    Firebrand said
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    Firebrand said

    And what's wrong with douche moves? Sometimes, people need to be scolded and shamed for their misbehavior... like being a fatass who has to pay people to have sex with him. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like seriously just become an hero


    The FBI called. They found that clue you're missing.

    People here are calling you out for misbehavior and you deny you did anything wrong. It was wrong to do it, and it was wrong to post about it.


    lol you are so butthurt... there's nothing wrong with posting epic trolling, or engaging in it. What's that smell? I think it's your colostomy bag...
    Mark my words...

    You are going to regret your attitude.. trust me, your dinosaur days are coming (you cant do shit to stop it!) and it aint gonna be pretty for you!icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
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    Apr 19, 2012 4:31 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    Firebrand said
    Kobaltjak said
    Firebrand said

    And what's wrong with douche moves? Sometimes, people need to be scolded and shamed for their misbehavior... like being a fatass who has to pay people to have sex with him. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like seriously just become an hero


    The FBI called. They found that clue you're missing.

    People here are calling you out for misbehavior and you deny you did anything wrong. It was wrong to do it, and it was wrong to post about it.


    lol you are so butthurt... there's nothing wrong with posting epic trolling, or engaging in it. What's that smell? I think it's your colostomy bag...
    Mark my words...

    You are going to regret your attitude.. trust me, your dinosaur days are coming (you cant do shit to stop it!) and it aint gonna be pretty for you!icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif



    +1
    If his face looks like that now, can you imagine what it will look like at 40? icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 19, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    I love that your mother has molded you into such a petty young man. icon_lol.gif