i just took my first ever milk bath...

  • chisholm

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:31 AM GMT
    with oatmeal. has anyone else done this before? or am i just late, as usual? lol. icon_sad.gif
  • Timbales

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:35 AM GMT
    was it pastuerized? or just up to your tits?
  • chisholm

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    Timbales saidwas it pastuerized? or just up to your tits?


    up to my tits. lol
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:52 AM GMT
    Why?
  • chisholm

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:54 AM GMT
    vegemike saidWhy?


    i'm not sure. i got bored. it was suggested.
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    Apr 19, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    What a waste of milk. icon_neutral.gif
  • LJay

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    The oatmeal part I can understand, but what is the milk benefit--and how much milk did you use?
  • chisholm

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    Apr 19, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    dan_x saidWhat a waste of milk. icon_neutral.gif


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    Apr 19, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    dan_x saidWhat a waste of milk. icon_neutral.gif


    Pretty much.
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    It's not a total waste if he ate the oatmeal afterwards. Maybe cereal is better? icon_lol.gif

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  • LJay

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    Apr 19, 2012 1:45 AM GMT
    As the picture illustrates, if you wear a cap while eating a bathtub full of cheerios, you will not get cereal in your hair.

  • HPgeek934

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    Apr 19, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    like, straight up milk? how the hell much did that cost? and why the hell did u do it?
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:49 AM GMT
    chisholm said
    dan_x saidWhat a waste of milk. icon_neutral.gif

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    Not a waste if you made a meal of it. icon_confused.gif
  • LJay

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    Apr 19, 2012 1:59 AM GMT
    I just googled it and apparently just mixing milk with your bathwater will do. The article said maybe a quart, with full fat milk probably being most beneficial. Rinse off well with clear water after you soak. I knew of milk baths in a vague way, but never had the details.

    Oatmeal baths have been used as a skin treatment since at least the middle ages. the other day I read a note about grinding the oatmeal super fine in your food processor or blender and pouring it into a sock to swish around in the bath. I can remember my grandma doing this for us as kids. It does smooth the skin.

    Beats the price of Aveeno colloidal oatmeal from the pharmacy. Same thing, too.
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    Apr 19, 2012 1:59 AM GMT
    LJay saidAs the picture illustrates, if you wear a cap while eating a bathtub full of cheerios, you will not get cereal in your hair.



    BooYah! Best post by a faceless, pictureless profile, ever.
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    Apr 19, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    dan_x saidWhat a waste of milk. icon_neutral.gif


    Pretty much.


    It does seem a bit improvident given the world hunger situation.

    Heck, I was at a Greek Easter dinner, and after the everybody was done with the "egg tap" tradition, we rounded up all the cracked eggs to make egg salad.

    OP: Do they give you the option to bottle and take home the residual milk? Perhaps there is a charity which could pick up and distribute the residual milk to the homeless or to infants and children? It might be worth a look see given the added oatmeal.
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
    I haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
    You're so random. Let's be friends!
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    Milk baths are soooo 2008. I only take Tang baths. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    iguanaSF saidI haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.


    Only virgin baby seals, preferably with their blood at their body temperature so I can be certain of its freshness, please.
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:17 AM GMT
    iguanaSF saidI haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.


    Does that organisation also have the option to bottle the residual blood, dress and butcher the carcasses, and distribute these to the homeless or infants and children?
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    iguanaSF saidI haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.


    I'd love a clubbed baby seal outfit icon_biggrin.gif I can feel the soft bloody pelts on my skin already :3
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    Apr 19, 2012 3:56 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    iguanaSF saidI haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.


    I'd love a clubbed baby seal outfit icon_biggrin.gif I can feel the soft bloody pelts on my skin already :3


    I provide raw eggs. You make them into a soufflé.
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    Apr 19, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
    iguanaSF said
    Ariodante said
    iguanaSF saidI haven't done a milk bath.

    But I can recommend the baby seal blood bath. There are outfits that will club them to death for you.


    I'd love a clubbed baby seal outfit icon_biggrin.gif I can feel the soft bloody pelts on my skin already :3


    I provide raw eggs. You make them into a soufflé.


    not burning the roux ain't easy, either ;D