SQUATS ARE DANGEROUS

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    Apr 20, 2012 3:12 AM GMT
    And I'm not talking about the risks involved in hurting yourself, pulling something etc. I'm talking about clothing "rippage". I did legs today...and whilst squatting, I heard a loud TEAR as I went down for the kill, ass in the air. Luckily, I had a pair of pants with me and no one seemed to notice.

    Has that ever happened to you? Or anything else embarrassing at the gym worth sharing?

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    Apr 20, 2012 3:16 AM GMT
    hahaha nope never ripped my pants while doing squats. Although back when I was really fat I ripped my pants while trying to funnel a beer.

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    Apr 20, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    so why arent your private pics unlocked for me yet
  • CincyBOJ

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    Apr 20, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    once upon a time I thought I could wear jeans while doing leg work... While doing squats... there was a sudden rip... icon_eek.gif my ass deployed like dual airbags. Luckily, this was at home
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    Apr 20, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    Is she raping him?
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    i ripped my shorts too and 2-3 undies.. they were my best :/
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:34 AM GMT
    i_VAN saidIs she raping him?


    lmao ..
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    reply to the Q; Yup. Ripped my shorts once while squatting. I had my head phones on, so I didn't hear the rip, but I felt the shorts give way while "ass was to grass." I sure as hell finished the set, though.
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    Yea, I torn my favorite play boy boxers doing a squat :< They ripped in the middle and around my thighs :
  • Jaxom

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    Apr 20, 2012 4:47 AM GMT
    Nope, never tore clothes doing squats/workout.

    Though, closely related my work jeans got ripped up pretty good at the knees from all the squating and kneeling I end up doing at work. Little hole one day, next day they were like cutoffs.
  • MCVA

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    Apr 20, 2012 4:56 AM GMT
    Ive always been afraid my asshole will turn inside out.
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    Apr 20, 2012 5:02 AM GMT
    so many wrong things in this picture. Someone please send this to Ellen ASAP !
  • DrewT

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    Apr 20, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    FootballHawk saidi ripped my shorts too and 2-3 undies.. they were my best :/


    That is why you don't wear your best to the gym ;)
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    Apr 20, 2012 5:17 AM GMT
    DrewT said
    FootballHawk saidi ripped my shorts too and 2-3 undies.. they were my best :/
    That is why you don't wear your best to the gym ;)
    Unless you're a douchebag slut.
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    Apr 20, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    wonofakind said
    Has that ever happened to you? Or anything else embarrassing at the gym worth sharing?


    So when can we see your big a... I mean hard work and dedication to your legs?
  • calibro

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    Apr 20, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    Jaxom saidNope, never tore clothes doing squats/workout.

    Though, closely related my work jeans got ripped up pretty good at the knees from all the squating and kneeling I end up doing at work. Little hole one day, next day they were like cutoffs.


    you never wore your daisy dukes for me
  • suedeheadscot

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    Apr 20, 2012 6:36 AM GMT
    Didnt happen to me, but a gym instructor told me two women were nattering while working two treadmills together. One missed her footing, slipped, fell and slipped back, only for her feet to go through the plaster in the wall and she ended up stuck. Her friend couldn't switch off the machine for laughing...

    With me, I have been in the middle of squats and, er, let one slip...
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    Apr 20, 2012 7:06 AM GMT
    I wish I had been there.
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    Apr 20, 2012 7:12 AM GMT
    I see a lot of people do half-squats at my gym. Is that even legitimate? It does scare me a little cause usually they're always a bit shaky.
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    Apr 20, 2012 7:28 AM GMT
    calf saidI see a lot of people do half-squats at my gym. Is that even legitimate? It does scare me a little cause usually they're always a bit shaky.

    You mean above parallel?

    That's gonna put a lot of stress on your kneejoints. Not very good.
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    Apr 21, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    i usually go commando at the gym because i like the freedom of movement, especially when i'm doing my squat/leg routine.

    once i was txt'ing with the guy i was dating. he started sexting and sending nude pics, and i popped a boner in my stretchy nylon gym shorts that don't have any lining. lucky they were black. still, a couple of girls noticed and kept glancing at my semi. i put my towel in front of my crotch and sit down for a few minutes thinking about old women and genital warts.
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    Apr 21, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    i_VAN saidIs she raping him?
    No silly, we are... every time we see it.
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    Apr 21, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidI'd be proud if I ripped my basketball shorts while doing squats. That's impressive.


    lol. thanks icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 21, 2012 8:05 AM GMT
    I never shave my ass... but for some reason in the last 2 months i've been shaving my ass. I feel cleaner... just overall a bit "lighter"... however when you shave your ass your farts tend to have the propensity to be LOUDER. No more quietly droppin a stealth bomb before you leave the treadmill or weight bench for someone else to wallow in your ass cloud.. no... When i fart these days it the sound of two cold wet hams slapping against each other outside of an exhaust pipe.

    A few days ago I went to the "big gym".. i have a private one at my apartment complex i mainly use and only go to a proper gym like once a week or every other week.. and sure enough i forgot to "go light" on the Casein and whey/milk shakes..and while on a treadmill this girl chatted me up.. suburbany women love to hit me up.. and 15 minutes into the convo i let out a series of abrupt loud wet slew sound ripps.. so loud they basically echoed... and she stopped and laughed right directly into my face.

    I was so embarassed i could not hold a poker face.. so i laughed nervously along..and she said "It's ok! haha.. i do it all the time." then the conversation turned to her queefing and how her husband knows when she has cum because her "pussy farts when he hits that spot." after tightening up.

    It was more revolting than my sweaty slappy ham farts.

    I don't know WHY some straight women, once they've sussed out you are gay.. or you tell them straight up, they feel as if they can instantly have "sex and the city" chat with you and suddenly you are their girlfriend. Straight women are always disappointed in me.