Everyone knows *-*LEOS*-* are the FUCKING best

  • offshore

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    Apr 20, 2012 9:29 AM GMT
    We have the most fun in everything we do.
    King of the Jungle and king of the bedroom.
    Damn we are fucking awesome and we know it.
    Role call for Leos.
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    Apr 20, 2012 11:56 AM GMT
    and we can do big hair icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 20, 2012 12:14 PM GMT
    Leo

    You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos. A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.

    My brother is a Leo, he is such an ass! This is him dead spot on.
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    Apr 20, 2012 12:20 PM GMT
    Tauruses don't and never will no matter what. Ever icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 20, 2012 12:33 PM GMT
    i'm acquarius!
    But i really like leos! Congratulation guys!
  • MCVA

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    Apr 20, 2012 12:43 PM GMT
    Leos are the bank robbers of the zodiac. They syphon everyone else's energy around them just fund a good time for themselves.

    lol
  • davidsticky69

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    Apr 20, 2012 1:36 PM GMT
    BOOOohoooohooooo
  • offshore

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    Apr 20, 2012 1:39 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidI read this as Legos. I was hoping it would be a Legos vs. Megacockblocks thread. Much to my dismay, it's another zodiac thread.


    Here, have a cookie
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  • hagerstowncat...

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    Apr 20, 2012 1:48 PM GMT
    I am a Leo and I am nothing like what Kalifornication posted. I am actually the opposite, quiet and loyal.


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    Apr 20, 2012 1:49 PM GMT
    Hello fellow Leos!!!

    Who's in charge here?

    * everyone's hand goes up *
  • offshore

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    Apr 20, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    offshore said
    Trollileo saidI read this as Legos. I was hoping it would be a Legos vs. Megacockblocks thread. Much to my dismay, it's another zodiac thread.


    Here, have a cookie
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    I've been waiting like three weeks to use this GIF.


    Bitch, Fuck off then, and stop using the letters 'leo' in your username, you will just be a Trolli
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    Apr 20, 2012 2:03 PM GMT
    I am Zodiac-ally "Leo"

    & i do my bottoms like a lion ;)
    Graaaaaaaaa
  • vacyclist

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    Apr 20, 2012 2:26 PM GMT
    I'm a Leo, life is good!
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    Apr 20, 2012 2:42 PM GMT
    So True icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 20, 2012 2:48 PM GMT
    LEOS RULE!
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    Apr 20, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    I can't believe you didn't capitalize LEO in this thread title. What kind of LEO are you? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:00 PM GMT
    I'm a Leo.

    Apparently the authoritive one =D
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:01 PM GMT
    Want it..... Crave it.......Own it.....

    <===== LEO! icon_biggrin.gif

    *Excuse me, ur standing in my light... THANK U

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    Apr 20, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidTauruses don't and never will no matter what. Ever icon_wink.gif
    I could use some Taurus on Leo action right about now!
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    Apr 20, 2012 4:38 PM GMT
    Leo here too. Just the opposite of what Kalifornication posted. I think someone with a grudge wrote that! Dang the bitterness reeks from that description.
  • Trepeat

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    Apr 20, 2012 5:16 PM GMT
    Aeries here, and every Leo I've had any sort of relationship with has been fucking passionate. Not a huge astroloy believer, but my compatibility with Leos has always been spot on.
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    Apr 20, 2012 5:36 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI can't believe you didn't capitalize LEO in this thread title. What kind of LEO are you? icon_wink.gif


    HAHAHAHAHAAA this!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 20, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    Count me in... LEO here!

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    Apr 20, 2012 5:40 PM GMT
    Leo's are hot, but I doubt I could manage to date one.. we get too argumentative about things
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    Apr 20, 2012 5:42 PM GMT
    Give me some Leo now! Roar!icon_twisted.gif