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    Jul 17, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
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    "You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

    LOL. anyone else love amy sedaris? or who is your favorite comedian?
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    Jul 17, 2008 7:16 PM GMT
    "Hmmm. That's funny. Why does your finger smell like his ass?"
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    Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM GMT
    Yeah, she's great, but my favorite is Larry David icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 17, 2008 7:35 PM GMT
    I listen to David Sedaris audio books while driving back and forth between Austin and Houston.

    "Feck me. Feck me harder."
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    Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
    God, I miss Strangers with Candy... that's out on DVD, ain'tit?

    What was that line about her "and a donkey named Ramone... oh, Ramone..."
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    Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM GMT
    "You're just a rack of bones covered in a thin layer of fag."
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:07 PM GMT
    hahaha, yea they're on DVD.

    "right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there"
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:10 PM GMT
    looooove Jerri Blank, hahahaha

    "i was a boozer, a user, and a loser!"
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
    "I stold a TV!"
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:12 PM GMT
    I'll be her fag; she'd make an awesome hag. YouTube has removed a lot of her Letterman and O'Brien interviews, which are hilarious.

    Would love to see her do some more work on the Colbert Report, as a roving psycho reporter or foil to Colbert's bloviating character.
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM GMT
    txguy1605 saidhahaha, yea they're on DVD.

    "right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there"


    THAT is one of her best lines!
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:18 PM GMT
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    txguy1605 saidhahaha, yea they're on DVD.

    "right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there"


    THAT is one of her best lines!


    HAHA, yeaa along with:

    [to Alan, the blind student] "I think it's brave of you wanting to play football. I think it's sexy. It makes me as damp as a cellar down there - all mildewy. Enter if you dare..."
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
    Love Orlando!
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    bgcat57 saidLove Orlando!


    hahahaha, poor guy! jerri was constantly insulting him! "You come from a country ruled by monkeys!"
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
    "Orlando, you can't be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn't sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods."
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    Jul 17, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
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    Jul 17, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
    YAY!!!! I knew this had something to do with Strangers With Candy!!! I have the entire series on dvd. I love how they made the box look like a Trapper Keeper.
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    Jul 17, 2008 9:35 PM GMT
    txguy1605 saidjerri_blank.jpg

    "You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."


    Strangers Rocks!

    But, I think She looks like the Joker in this photo..
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    Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM GMT
    I love the David Sedaris story where Amy is wearing the bottom half of a fat suit and their father is going crazy.
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    Jul 17, 2008 10:36 PM GMT
    txguy1605 saidjerri_blank.jpg

    "You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

    LOL. anyone else love amy sedaris? or who is your favorite comedian?



    I love Ellen, the whole telephone call from god monologue kills me every time I hear iticon_lol.gif
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    Jul 25, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
    Cancer?...that's hi-LARIOUS!