Funny Happening @ Health Club Locker Room

  • jonnyangel

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    Apr 22, 2012 3:45 PM GMT
    So I am at the health club, at the wash basins,in the locker room.There is a row of 6 sinks and a long mirror in front of them.In the back a few yards away, are blow dryers about waist length.I am at the last sink brushing my teeth, the middle sink has a guy washing his face,and the first sink is a guy shaving.In the back, is a guy in his 60's drying himself off, at the dryers nude. He was short,very portly, and had a very large butt.He takes his beach towel,squats and takes the front of the towel with one hand, the other end of the towel with the other, and proceeds to wipe his butt crack ,with a back and forth motion.All 3 of us guys simultaniously look at each other, and are quietly laughing at this guy .His back was to us, so he didn't see us laughing.It was just one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile. I had to quit brushing my teeth ,almost choked from trying to hide my laughter,and got the hell out of there.
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    Apr 22, 2012 5:50 PM GMT
    Was he doing this in slow motion? If so, he was putting on a show for you... icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 22, 2012 5:54 PM GMT
    Inb4 Firebrand.

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    Apr 22, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    Did you remember to floss after you brushed yer teeth?
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    Apr 22, 2012 6:10 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidDid he wipe his face after he finished?


    It's OK if he used one of these.... As long as he didn't get his colors confused...

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  • jonnyangel

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    Apr 22, 2012 6:10 PM GMT
    onaquest saidWas he doing this in slow motion? If so, he was putting on a show for you... icon_wink.gif
    I don't think he was putting on a show,I think it is something that he does often,maybe I am wrong,but most people are creatures of habit.I went at a unusual time for me,so I had never seen him before.But it was funny,especially the beach towel and the big butt combination,and squatting.
  • jonnyangel

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    Apr 22, 2012 6:13 PM GMT
    onaquest said
    AMoonHawk saidDid he wipe his face after he finished?


    It's OK if he used one of these.... As long as he didn't get his colors confused...

    Westminster+Butt+Face+Towel+-+Model%2523
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    I like that towel!!Do you know where one could buy that?
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    Apr 22, 2012 6:22 PM GMT
    ^ All over the place but the "original" is here.

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    Apr 22, 2012 8:05 PM GMT
    Could this situation be construed as reverse creepdom?
  • jsowneon

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    Apr 22, 2012 8:49 PM GMT
    Why is it always the Old guys who feel comfortable getting naked and doing weird shit like that in the locker room... if it was a hot younger guy it would of still been weird but I wouldn't mind having the image stuck in my head after!
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    Apr 22, 2012 8:55 PM GMT
    Doin the butt floss old skool style!

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    Apr 22, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
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    Apr 23, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    jsowneon saidWhy is it always the Old guys who feel comfortable getting naked and doing weird shit like that in the locker room... if it was a hot younger guy it would of still been weird but I wouldn't mind having the image stuck in my head after!


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    Apr 23, 2012 3:27 AM GMT
    this made me giggle. thanks.