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    Apr 25, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
    I initially wrote this as a post to explain my extremely indelicate sense of humour for those who have so solemnly banished me for eternity to their block list, but then I thought I might as well just post a more intimate view of myself that those who don't have me on ignore yet might find interesting.

    I'm also interested in knowing how people would present themselves if they didn't know who was watching/listening.

    So please, if you may, post an introduction as if you were just joining a new group of people and were explaining your personality and interests to the group.

    (Yes, I realize this is what profiles are supposed to be for, but many people don't include a lot of these things in their profile. At least, I don't think they do.)

    Please note the satire in my post:
    AnduruHello RealJockers,

    It has come to my attention that I am one of the most cherished and beloved members of this community. I appreciate all of your wonderfully pleasant comments in reply to my continual posting in lieu of a worthwhile fashion forum to post on.

    I would like to direct you to a couple of places in which you can find extended versions of my online personas, in hopes that you will find them enlightening in your efforts to understand my wild and seemingly irritable personality.

    My main inspiration blog.
    My interest in the redefinition of gender. (NSFW)
    My interest in nude art. (NSFW)
    My interest in men. (NSFW)
    My blog that needs therapy. (extremely NSFW)
    My sense of humour.
    My rude fashion-related blog.
    My innermost rude thoughts.
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:09 AM GMT
    Oh geez I never thought I'd actually have to consider taking people off my ignore list for this.
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:12 AM GMT
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:13 AM GMT
    Anduru saidOh geez I never thought I'd actually have to consider taking people off my ignore list for this.
    Why would you ignore me in the first place? Are you too much of a fucking pussy to handle people who have a different opinion from your own? icon_wink.gif
  • TheBizMan

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    Apr 25, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
    It looks like your interest in men is of the big fat hairy variant.


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    Apr 25, 2012 6:15 AM GMT
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    I'm sorry I was so rude to you but one of my biggest pet peeves is couples that are annoying online. When people post lovey-dovey shit on facebook to each other it makes me want to block them.
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidIt looks like your interest in men is of the big fat hairy variant.
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidI actually do try to minimize that, lol. The last thing I'd want is to be mistaken for a certain grandpa troll on here, hahahaha. icon_wink.gif
    Can't stop it ALL the time though. icon_biggrin.gif
    That reminds me of a time back in 1842 when being gay could have meant your beheading!
    C*** and I lived in a gorgeous pink glittery mansion and on the veranda we kept a rainbow pride flag. One night as C*** was locking up the house for the night blahblahblahblah blah blah blahb albksmb skgdfgmdskf sdfgkdlfkdslgbdfg bxfsdgkf zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    TheBizMan saidIt looks like your interest in men is of the big fat hairy variant.
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  • TheBizMan

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    Apr 25, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    I just got a boner from that pic
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    You mean like "Hello, My name is Green... *crowd goes "hi Green"* and I'm a homosexual"

    And the crowd applauds?
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidI just got a boner from that pic
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:24 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidYou mean like "Hello, My name is Green... *crowd goes "hi Green"* and I'm a homosexual"
    And the crowd applauds?
    Deeper.
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:29 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    TheBizMan saidI just got a boner from that pic
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    mmmm get it guh!

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    Apr 25, 2012 6:37 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidIt looks like your interest in men is of the big fat hairy variant.


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    Then why would he have me on ignore? icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    Can somebody tell me which person that I have on ignore keeps posting so I can decide whether or not I want to know what they're posting?
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  • TheBizMan

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    Apr 25, 2012 6:45 AM GMT
    Hold on let me see if he wants to be off your ignore list.


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    Apr 25, 2012 6:46 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidHold on let me see if he wants to be off your ignore list.
    icon_cool.gif thanks boo
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:51 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    GreenHopper saidYou mean like "Hello, My name is Green... *crowd goes "hi Green"* and I'm a homosexual"
    And the crowd applauds?
    Deeper.
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    Sheesh, ok, I walk into a room, its my turn to speak.. what do I say:

    Hi, im Green, Im from the caribbean, where its always sunny and sometimes hurricanes.. so thats what Im like... usually sunny and cheerful and light up the room, but then sometimes I just turn into an evil storm set to destroy everything if I'm displeased.... and then everything is calm and quiet haha...

    I like animals, and fish, and plants and stuff.. a big bio-nerd... actually I like them better than humans, because they are much less complicated.. not to say I don't like humans at all, just that they have a dark side that disturbs me....

    I'm what people would call "spiritual/superstitious" in a very Caribbean old-fashioned way, I'll believe that animals show up in the house as omens for the future and stuff.. And I'll rearrange my furniture or have certain rituals for "good luck" or to ward off bad luck... That's not to say I'm anti-science, I love the sciences, and Math was my fave subject in school.. i just don't think science and logic can explain everything there is to know...

    In general, Im a pretty emotional being.. I've been a musician most of my life, so I tend to be in touch with feelings as I see music as a form of expression as well as an art.. if I had my way, I would be making music all day long.. call it an obsession

    I like to surf... in general I like extreme sports, like rock-climbing and break-dancing.. o yeah, i'm big on dancing too, also a very Caribbean pastime.. everybody dances back home... it's more important for a party to dance than to drink!

    Hmm, I think I'm done, can I pass the ball on?

    PS: I love to cook.. anything from vietnamese to north-african to mexican food.. I cook with tons of spices!

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    Apr 25, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    Anduru saidCan somebody tell me which person that I have on ignore keeps posting so I can decide whether or not I want to know what they're posting?
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    O God I LOOOOVE that movie.. especially Cronk! Such a hero to me lol.. SQUEEK SQUEEKER SQEEKITY!
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    Apr 25, 2012 6:58 AM GMT
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    Now we're getting somewhere.
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    Apr 25, 2012 7:21 AM GMT
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    Now we're getting somewhere.


    So I'm a raving nutter?
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    Apr 25, 2012 7:24 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidSo I'm a raving nutter?
    Well you're from the Caribbean, and there are coconuts there, and you say you like to dance, and raves are dances.
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    Apr 25, 2012 7:59 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    GreenHopper saidSo I'm a raving nutter?
    Well you're from the Caribbean, and there are coconuts there, and you say you like to dance, and raves are dances.
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    Hahaha touché.. I will accept