My hip adductors are KILLING me...

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    Apr 29, 2012 6:29 AM GMT
    I need a pair of strong man hands to massage my inner groin sadlove.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:31 AM GMT
    I haven't bathed in 3 months. Think my hands will be strong enough?
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    I have very soft hands to volunteer icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:33 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidI have very soft hands to volunteer icon_cool.gif


    Dig deep, it's soooore icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    pocketnico saidI have very soft hands to volunteer icon_cool.gif


    Dig deep, it's soooore icon_redface.gif


    Shall I use any aromatic lotions or oils to enhance the experience? Or perhaps bacon grease? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:35 AM GMT
    pocketnico said
    Ariodante said
    pocketnico saidI have very soft hands to volunteer icon_cool.gif


    Dig deep, it's soooore icon_redface.gif


    Shall I use any aromatic lotions or oils to enhance the experience? Or perhaps bacon grease? icon_wink.gif



    mmmm...baconey....wait no then I'll want to bend over to get a lick and I'll throw out my back too icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:38 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    pocketnico said
    Ariodante said
    pocketnico saidI have very soft hands to volunteer icon_cool.gif


    Dig deep, it's soooore icon_redface.gif


    Shall I use any aromatic lotions or oils to enhance the experience? Or perhaps bacon grease? icon_wink.gif



    mmmm...baconey....wait no then I'll want to bend over to get a lick and I'll throw out my back too icon_eek.gif


    The pain might be worth it icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 7:13 AM GMT
    I often put my hips out so I understand your pain

    Mutual massage???
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    Apr 29, 2012 7:15 AM GMT
    killer_pj saidI often put my hips out so I understand your pain

    Mutual massage???


    We'd need to arrange each other in some sort of 69 position for that to work out...icon_exclaim.gif
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    Apr 29, 2012 7:21 AM GMT
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    killer_pj saidI often put my hips out so I understand your pain

    Mutual massage???


    We'd need to arrange each other in some sort of 69 position for that to work out...icon_exclaim.gif


    So be it, anything to relieve someone suffering from hip pain...I vow we will stay in that position all night if need be!

    Also heard hot water helps so some adjustments in the shower might help too
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    Apr 29, 2012 3:22 PM GMT
    Just discovered the dual abductor/adductor machine and while it makes supersets easy now both my adductors and abductors are sore. Oh what, great Ariodante, would you suggest to ease my pain?
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    Apr 29, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
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    Apr 29, 2012 4:39 PM GMT
    Lol. Spoken like a true RJ gym rat. (For the general population: "My back is killing me." For the RJer: "My latissimus dorsi is killing me."icon_smile.gif)
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    Apr 29, 2012 5:32 PM GMT

    "My hip adductors are KILLING me..."

    What?!? Who abducted your hips? And why have they now come back to kill you?

    How did this terrible thing come to pass? *weeps inconsolably*
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    Apr 29, 2012 5:50 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidJust discovered the dual abductor/adductor machine and while it makes supersets easy now both my adductors and abductors are sore. Oh what, great Ariodante, would you suggest to ease my pain?


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    Apr 29, 2012 5:52 PM GMT
    I pulled mine doing HIIT on the treadmill. It tooks months for them to heal fully.
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:15 PM GMT
    Have you tried scissoring with another like minded bro?
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:18 PM GMT
    Claystation saidHave you tried scissoring with another like minded bro?


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    Apr 29, 2012 6:20 PM GMT
    Ariodante said

    (scissor vid)


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:21 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidI need a pair of strong man hands to massage my inner groin sadlove.gif


    You trollin' brah?

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    Apr 29, 2012 6:26 PM GMT
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    Ariodante saidI need a pair of strong man hands to massage my inner groin sadlove.gif


    You trollin' brah?

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    Nah brah, just promoting mutual myofascial release between dudes by stripping down after a sweaty workout and kneading each others groins, brah!
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:33 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    AlphaTrigger said
    Ariodante saidI need a pair of strong man hands to massage my inner groin sadlove.gif


    You trollin' brah?

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    Nah brah, just promoting mutual myofascial release between dudes by stripping down after a sweaty workout and kneading each others groins, brah!



    Especially if the kneading of the groins and the associated mutual myofascial release results in some bread being baked afterward.

    Or maybe not...?


    /hope someone gets the intended joke
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
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    Apr 29, 2012 6:38 PM GMT
    Timbales said:swoon:


    I know those chocolate chip cookies made me swoon, too...
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    Apr 29, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    eagermuscle saidJust discovered the dual abductor/adductor machine and while it makes supersets easy now both my adductors and abductors are sore. Oh what, great Ariodante, would you suggest to ease my pain?


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    You know your stuff - I spread those warm doughy cookies on my inner thighs and they feel better already!