Dentist Pulls All Ex's Teeth Out; Faces Jail Time

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    Apr 30, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html?ref=mostpopular

    By Andy Campbell

    Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.

    A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.

    Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.

    So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.

    "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

    Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.

    "I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

    He was wrong.

    "But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

    Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.

    Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    She should have to pay fit a full set of caps for his mouth
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:37 AM GMT
    I don't know who is dumber.

    The girl for thinking she would get away with that or the guy for letting a woman he stood up at the altar operate on him.

    They both are idiots...
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:38 AM GMT
    Whoa. That's beyond fucked up.

    Bye bye to your practice, lady!
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:38 AM GMT
    a good lesson to learn... never go back to your ex for any medical issue icon_eek.gif
  • dancedancekj

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    Apr 30, 2012 3:39 AM GMT
    Don't mess with a tooth fairy, bitchez
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:40 AM GMT
    n8698u saidWhoa. That's beyond fucked up.

    Bye bye to your practice, lady!



    Sounds like a malpractice lawsuit waiting to happen. That's one scorned crazy bitch! icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    I thought this was black humor satire or something for a second. Seriously people. Seriously.
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
    I guess the old adage is true: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned icon_eek.gif
    She doesn't need jail time - she needs to be in a psych ward. The woman is fucking craaaaazy!
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    k3l3k0 saidI guess the old adage is true: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned icon_eek.gif
    She doesn't need jail time - she needs to be in a psych ward. The woman is fucking craaaaazy!


    Love makes you do some crazy things..

    I mean being left at the altar..is horrid..
    Your friends and family and everything are there , and you are embarrased for LIFE.

    I doubt Id ever go that far..

    maybe just a nice brick through the window or some slashed tires.
    A keyd car, sugar in the gas tank, 25 pizzas delivered, all the utilites shut off, and maybe calling everyday at 2 am for 3 weeks from different phones for an hour..

    but not that far with the teeth thing.
    hehe.
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    Why would anyone go to their ex for anything?!!

    An ex is an ex for a reason!

    She will no doubt lose her license to practice ever again!
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    socalfitness saidhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html?ref=mostpopular

    By Andy Campbell

    Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.

    A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.

    Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.

    So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.

    "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

    Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.

    "I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

    He was wrong.

    "But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

    Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.

    Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."


    And this is when you slap a bitch! If I were that dude I would have to try and make friends w/ some chicks currently in jail looking to tap that ass and beat the shit out of someone! That bitch would get hers...
    ...end rant...lol
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    So... why do some of you guys make threads about women you'd go straight for again???????????????????????????????????????????? Somethings I will never understand... icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:37 AM GMT
    Well the break up probably was his fault. I mean, he is the man after all.
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    socalfitness said
    "I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

    He was wrong.


    LOL! This part actually had me crying from laughing haha.
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    Apr 30, 2012 4:52 AM GMT
    She sounds like a gas.
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    Apr 30, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    Is there a near equivalent to the Darwin Award for those who didn't actually remove themselves from the gene pool? Making an appointment with the woman he dumped for a dental procedure. Jebus! He's lucky she didn't do a Bobbit on him.
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    Apr 30, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    OK, I'll admit, sexist that I am apparently, that "dentist" conjured first a male in mind....and I thought, "Hey, make a joke about 'no teeth' and 'all gums gives the absolute best blow jobs'....look on the bright side"

    My error. I can't think of anything funny to say about this story.icon_sad.gif
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    Apr 30, 2012 10:13 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThis is from the Onion, am I right?

    This is a joke?


    Close. It is from the Daily Mail. Strange they should cover a story from Poland, as their coverage of matters Polish is normally limited to ranting about Polish migrants 'stealing' English jobs (which are the sort of jobs most English people cannot be arsed to do in the first place). Anyway, I digress.