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  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 30, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    Today I received an RJ message that read:

    Subject: hey...

    Do you fart becuase [sic] i love farting men maybe we could skype ill rub my self well you fart up close to the cam? icon_smile.gif

    Now, after some Mexican food or some cauliflower I can let one rip just as well as the next person (too much info?), but I'm having trouble finding a way to sexualize flatulence. In any case, whether this is a legitimate turn-on for someone or not, the thought of it just makes me giggle hysterically.

    Has anyone else received messages like this that shouldn't be taken too seriously?
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    Apr 30, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    not like that, but I did just get hit up by someone on Scruff who calls himself the Human Toilet..... ehicon_redface.gif


    I said no thank you and then blocked

    and not really funny either
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    Apr 30, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    Bunjamon saidToday I received an RJ message that read:

    Subject: hey...

    Do you fart becuase [sic] i love farting men maybe we could skype ill rub my self well you fart up close to the cam? icon_smile.gif


    Let's play 'who is it?'

    Question 1 - Was it from a forum regular?
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    Apr 30, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
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  • BmwKid92

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    Apr 30, 2012 3:33 AM GMT
    same as someone who likes feet,
    what happened to them as a kid DAMAGED THEM
  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 30, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    Bunjamon saidToday I received an RJ message that read:

    Subject: hey...

    Do you fart becuase [sic] i love farting men maybe we could skype ill rub my self well you fart up close to the cam? icon_smile.gif


    Let's play 'who is it?'

    Question 1 - Was it from a forum regular?


    No, it's a photo-less profile with a name that makes it more than obvious that they would be looking for this sort of thing.
  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 30, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    k1ng saidsame as someone who likes feet,
    what happened to them as a kid DAMAGED THEM


    You're comparing getting turned on by farts to getting turned on by feet? As in, methane gas escaping your lower GI tract versus a (harmless) appendage, like a hand or an ear? icon_eek.gif
  • BmwKid92

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    Apr 30, 2012 4:07 AM GMT
    correct... its all bizaar
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    May 05, 2012 9:55 AM GMT
    Disgusting icon_eek.gif
  • kew1

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    May 05, 2012 1:23 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidToday I received an RJ message that read:

    Subject: hey...

    Do you fart becuase [sic] i love farting men maybe we could skype ill rub my self well you fart up close to the cam? icon_smile.gif



    Has anyone else received messages like this that shouldn't be taken too seriously?


    So he likes the sound & you have to sit there in your own personal miasma ?

    This may help
    http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm
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    May 06, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    I think I would have laughed then deleted the message.
  • Timbales

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    May 06, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    oh, I misread and thought it was the greatest massage ever
  • Bunjamon

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    May 06, 2012 4:24 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidI think I would have laughed then deleted the message.


    That's exactly what I did, but I couldn't help sharing nonetheless.
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    May 06, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    You bitches are so easily offended. Honestly, it's like a group of properly elderly ladies talking over tea. In British accents because that just seems to go well with the image in my mind.

    "...and then he asked me to faht on webcam"
    *gasps all around*
    "Heavens!"
    "Oh Margaret, I do hope you blocked him."
    "Of course, Prudence, I haven't the time for those types."
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    May 06, 2012 7:20 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidYou bitches are so easily offended. Honestly, it's like a group of properly elderly ladies talking over tea. In British accents because that just seems to go well with the image in my mind.

    "...and then he asked me to faht on webcam"
    *gasps all around*
    "Heavens!"
    "Oh Margaret, I do hope you blocked him."
    "Of course, Prudence, I haven't the time for those types."


    hahahahaa
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    May 07, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidYou bitches are so easily offended. Honestly, it's like a group of properly elderly ladies talking over tea. In British accents because that just seems to go well with the image in my mind.

    "...and then he asked me to faht on webcam"
    *gasps all around*
    "Heavens!"
    "Oh Margaret, I do hope you blocked him."
    "Of course, Prudence, I haven't the time for those types."


    lol sometimes it does seem like that here. icon_lol.gif